As the Toto Turns CycleSport 5

Riis’ pieces

 Schmalz is away, so here’s a recycled CycleSport Toto from March 9, which is oddly timely again.

5 Comments

Matthias Ergopower

The seller should offer a spectroanalysis to ensure authenticity. That, or ask BikeSnobNYC if the ass smell is accurate. He should know, his head is so far up Lance’s anus he can tell you the guy’s resting heart rate from the inside.

Richard Veronkadonk

Size Euro XXL (US Medium) Ridden only twice in Mallorca. Fat German grrrrrl. ach!

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