I am in tears of laughter, it is brilliant! And true…
Maxim Seattube
Darkest TOTO ever?
The “are you a cancer lover, pony killer?” Needs to be a sticker.
Sacha Seattube
schitte…
poor bottle
Baptiste Cogset
Best in a long time….. Trooo-per!!!? Priceless!
Luchino Rear Entry
“You’re the one that made the old man do mean things to Alberto”
Priceless!!
Seriously though, Andy ‘I race for the fun of it’ is in for some hurt. I’m thinking Pvt. Pyle and Sargent Hartman level shit. Except there’s no loaded M-1s to be found.
not good
I was hoping Bruyneel would go away, but now he’s got the super-team? And sorry Andy, welcome to the shitlist, you’re now on it. Great cartoon, oh wait, it’s just mirroring reality. Pony meat…. If you could work in where Vaughters did the mental gymnastics to tweet about this mega-team being good for cycling, that should provide some Stockholm Syndrome references. Sorry JV, having the crooks in charge of more top riders isn’t good for cycling.
Monorchid Conconi
Wow. Like an uncontrolled dip into David Letterman’s indoor Id pool. You are absolutely breast-stroking through the unspoken mind of the collective funny.
Ted
Dude that was awesome, best TOTO I’ve ever read!
Warre Threadlock
“but Alberto is my daddy” laughed out loud there.
Almost makes me feel bad for pony loving Andy!!
Second
laugh trip tangina!
D-Nice Munchov
First damn good one in a while, thanks.
TdF Lanterne
Will you marry me?
Maxime Steerer
Toto is BACK!!!
Alexandre Nipple
I love my TOTO
Schmirnov
so good.
wheels55
Can’t wait to see your take on Levi’s happy future with his new Belgian dictator (oops- I meant directeur) Patrick LeFevre. Will Bottle enjoy life as a key member of Boner’s leadout train??
Anyway, great Toto this week…and reading comments is getting darn near as funny…props to all.
huh
I don’t understand was this supposed to be funny? What does steaks and ponies have to do with bicycle racing????
What is the tenth world in this sentence?
Paul Limit Screw
I am going to print “Every time you tap the brakes, a pony gets cancer” on my seat stays.
Eddy Musette
“My stomach is full of regret and I want to take my nap now” haha!!!! Nice. I bet he does.
Adrien Seatmast
The Toto I mean, not the pony steak. It’s a crime to cook pony meat past rare.
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a couple months (*except for Louis C.K.). Thank you.
Luchino Rear Entry
Louis C.K. to Mengoni
(OK, someone had to…)
Luchino Rear Entry
The Vuelta Eurosport commentator just mentioned a rumor that Spartacus wants out of the whole Leppard/ Shack hoo-ha – might go to Sky.
West Coast Reader
I will start to tap furiously now just to give ponies cancer!
Since most of the ex-Leopards have one year left on their contract I hope they exit stage left come this time next year. They may have to go their separate ways but that’s life.
HA!
Tour de France runner-up Andy Schleck will skip the world championships because of a tooth problem, the Luxembourg rider said on Friday.
Got to be one of those giant Bucky Beaver choppers in the front.
Lukas Saddlesore
it’s his adult teeth coming in, plus he dosen’t want to miss the tooth fairy
Rinaldo Cage
I concur.
“I thought part of the reason these guys left to start their own team was to be free of the autocratic Mr. 60%…..but now they’re under the thumb of the number ONE control freak, Boss Hogg! Cue up evil laugh soundtrack here…..”shut up and take the dope pony-boy!”
Brilliant. Been playing it up @ yahoo.sport.usa
tap, tap, tap, tap, tap
Bartolo Setscrew
I thought part of the reason these guys left to start their own team was to be free of the autocratic Mr. 60%…..but now they’re under the thumb of the number ONE control freak, Boss Hogg! Cue up evil laugh soundtrack here…..”shut up and take the dope pony-boy!”
Alessandro Limit Screw
Winning is for losers
Matteo Dropout
…joe “i can’t get enough of myself” papp seems to have single handedly inserted himself into the jeannie longo “doping brouhaha” through use of his twitter account…
…while his allegations may ring true, why, if he’s such a cooperative & concerned citizen, didn’t he bring this to the attention of the appropriate authorities several years ago ???…
…with disgust, love, bgw…
puck joe fapp
…
…dude, the dots…
…
please stop it.
Housing
… booted from Mengoni
Brakepad
command-X command-C command-V
Seatpost Mania
TOTO’s lost the plot, LOST in a twit reference shit storm…
Beef Taint
Oh yeah! Another team with 5 GC “contenders” at every race. Who the leader now bee-atch? HA! HA! HA! Will Andy have to wear the LiveStrong bracelet around his waist or neck? I like pony steak medium rare and a bit plasticky.
Jasper Torque
Borrrrrinnnnggg, same old. We get you are full of hate.
Logon
Toto hates cancer hater haters. Hate is their middle name. Haters.
Domenico Liner
Red Neck, you better put up next year! This is getting too expensive.
John Worden
Red Neck! Do I still owe you money?
Tampon String
Look! Its a Testosterone patch on Levi’s head.
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I am in tears of laughter, it is brilliant! And true…
Darkest TOTO ever?
The “are you a cancer lover, pony killer?” Needs to be a sticker.
schitte…
poor bottle
Best in a long time….. Trooo-per!!!? Priceless!
“You’re the one that made the old man do mean things to Alberto”
Priceless!!
Seriously though, Andy ‘I race for the fun of it’ is in for some hurt. I’m thinking Pvt. Pyle and Sargent Hartman level shit. Except there’s no loaded M-1s to be found.
I was hoping Bruyneel would go away, but now he’s got the super-team? And sorry Andy, welcome to the shitlist, you’re now on it. Great cartoon, oh wait, it’s just mirroring reality. Pony meat…. If you could work in where Vaughters did the mental gymnastics to tweet about this mega-team being good for cycling, that should provide some Stockholm Syndrome references. Sorry JV, having the crooks in charge of more top riders isn’t good for cycling.
Wow. Like an uncontrolled dip into David Letterman’s indoor Id pool. You are absolutely breast-stroking through the unspoken mind of the collective funny.
Dude that was awesome, best TOTO I’ve ever read!
“but Alberto is my daddy” laughed out loud there.
Almost makes me feel bad for pony loving Andy!!
laugh trip tangina!
First damn good one in a while, thanks.
Will you marry me?
Toto is BACK!!!
I love my TOTO
so good.
Can’t wait to see your take on Levi’s happy future with his new Belgian dictator (oops- I meant directeur) Patrick LeFevre. Will Bottle enjoy life as a key member of Boner’s leadout train??
Anyway, great Toto this week…and reading comments is getting darn near as funny…props to all.
I don’t understand was this supposed to be funny? What does steaks and ponies have to do with bicycle racing????
What is the tenth world in this sentence?
I am going to print “Every time you tap the brakes, a pony gets cancer” on my seat stays.
“My stomach is full of regret and I want to take my nap now” haha!!!! Nice. I bet he does.
The Toto I mean, not the pony steak. It’s a crime to cook pony meat past rare.
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a couple months (*except for Louis C.K.). Thank you.
Louis C.K. to Mengoni
(OK, someone had to…)
The Vuelta Eurosport commentator just mentioned a rumor that Spartacus wants out of the whole Leppard/ Shack hoo-ha – might go to Sky.
I will start to tap furiously now just to give ponies cancer!
Since most of the ex-Leopards have one year left on their contract I hope they exit stage left come this time next year. They may have to go their separate ways but that’s life.
Tour de France runner-up Andy Schleck will skip the world championships because of a tooth problem, the Luxembourg rider said on Friday.
Got to be one of those giant Bucky Beaver choppers in the front.
it’s his adult teeth coming in, plus he dosen’t want to miss the tooth fairy
I concur.
“I thought part of the reason these guys left to start their own team was to be free of the autocratic Mr. 60%…..but now they’re under the thumb of the number ONE control freak, Boss Hogg! Cue up evil laugh soundtrack here…..”shut up and take the dope pony-boy!”
Brilliant. Been playing it up @ yahoo.sport.usa
tap, tap, tap, tap, tap
I thought part of the reason these guys left to start their own team was to be free of the autocratic Mr. 60%…..but now they’re under the thumb of the number ONE control freak, Boss Hogg! Cue up evil laugh soundtrack here…..”shut up and take the dope pony-boy!”
Winning is for losers
…joe “i can’t get enough of myself” papp seems to have single handedly inserted himself into the jeannie longo “doping brouhaha” through use of his twitter account…
…while his allegations may ring true, why, if he’s such a cooperative & concerned citizen, didn’t he bring this to the attention of the appropriate authorities several years ago ???…
…with disgust, love, bgw…
…
…dude, the dots…
…
please stop it.
… booted from Mengoni
command-X command-C command-V
TOTO’s lost the plot, LOST in a twit reference shit storm…
Oh yeah! Another team with 5 GC “contenders” at every race. Who the leader now bee-atch? HA! HA! HA! Will Andy have to wear the LiveStrong bracelet around his waist or neck? I like pony steak medium rare and a bit plasticky.
Borrrrrinnnnggg, same old. We get you are full of hate.
Toto hates cancer hater haters. Hate is their middle name. Haters.
Red Neck, you better put up next year! This is getting too expensive.
Red Neck! Do I still owe you money?
Look! Its a Testosterone patch on Levi’s head.