“Former local rider Toto Commesso is now a directeur sportif with the team.”
Luca Locknut
Funny how you worked that in.
Thibault Grips
Does LA? Vaughters? Ex-teammates?
Sacha Tubie
“Riccò is a good guy, who wants to rebuild his career and race again,” Antonio Giallorenzo told Cyclingnews. “I’ve spent time with him recently and he’s not the devil that everyone describes him as. He’s got the face of an angel and is always friendly and well behaved…”
Umm… OK.
Lancie Pie
Toto — you’ve turned 231 . . . where has all of the time gone?
Jordan Internal Routing
You have to read the dialogue out loud to get the accent.
Daan Ziptie
What a suprise to see a photo of the “Infinity Dots Mirrored Room” from my beloved Mattress Factory Art Museum in Pittsburgh in none other than As the Toto Turns. One more reason to love this scathing commentary.
Schmirnov
blow dimplesssss….
and love the Wiener reference. (His name is really Wiener!?)
Lancie Pie
Whos is your vote for cycling hero of the year:
1. Tyler Hamilton (interesting figure, yet polarizing);
2. Lance Armstrong (stays steadfast in the face of (ir)refutable proof;
3. Floyd Landis (free Floyd, damn it);
4. Arnold, the spermanator, (who helped raise the TOC profile and actually raised Lancie Pie’s [my] hand at the TdF); or
5. yes, Anthony Weiner (poor bastard got caught with his dick in the pickle slicer, but is a NYC cycling advocate).
Please vote now . . . .
Kid Skid
Weiner is the “hero”. No doubt! He is “dah winning”, Charlie Sheen style . . .
Gherardo Wave Ring
Vino!
Wout Sealant
Weiner f***ing hates bikes and told Mayor Bloomberg this to his face at some NYC political dinner that the Times covered last year. A cycling advocate he is not.
2 triangles
Weinder likes fat chicks and riding mopeds . . .
Matteo Dropout
…is wrong, i don’t wanna be right…”…that’s a little thank you, toto…
…these two, fabs n’ the uni-baller, practically write this stuff for you guys…
…it’s like catching colorful butterflies & pinning them to a board…
…with love & “did you want mustard on that wiener ???”, bgw…
Piero Chamois
More proof that Weiner and Jacaruso may be one and the same.
Yes, all the pros read Toto just as they peruse all the forums. The good guys like Toto, the bad hate it.
For example:
JV – he likes Toto
Z – ditto
Frankie – ditto
Lance – hates it
Livingston – hates it
Johan – hates it
You can fill in the rest
schmalz
I usually ask pros if they read toto, the only one who said he’d never heard of it—Levi.
Gabriel Brazeon
Thats because his name is bottle. And he has never seen his face in any of the panels. Just that big head. I bet he has his own orbit around that thing. It’s huge. Now go to bed and cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow!
Gregorio Helmet
Levi seems like more of a “Ziggy” or “Hi and Lois” man to me.
Lapping Lapin
A Google search for “blow dimples” returns about 128 results, none of which are used in same the context as in this Toto. So congrats on a very rare Google first. For comparison, “ass dimples” returns 23,400, including a Facebook page.
Noa Ergopower
It must be tough, doping to be mediocre.
Palla Flange
FBF Status Page??
betsy andreu
Everyone reads Toto, Schmalz! Are you kidding me?!
My immense gratitude to Kozak for tuning me in to Toto and making me the number one Toto fan.
Thank goodness for Dan’s humor – otherwise it wouldn’t be nearly as funny were it only Shen writing it.
schmalz
Now that is a comment, not only is it complimentary, it’s also a jab at Andy.
Matty McNatty { Imagine if circa 2010 Netflix could have done one of these docudramas on the CRCA scene in those days? Greg Olsen, Colin Prensky, and that... }
{ Great Stuff Dan!!! }
pommespommes { Glad your back to blogging. I wish there was more race reporting/news in the NYC area (other than f*cebook) from both 1st and 3rd person.... }
{ You “gifted” the field the first race of the year. Eddy isn’t pleased. }
Benzina { Schmalz is back. Life is better, somehow. }
schmalz { There's no dignity in amateur bike racing }
First?
I’ll miss your incarnation of Fabiani when this slow motion car crash hit the wall.
I love toto more each week
I’m thinking a hot new title for next year will be
From Och to Ouch: Pop goes the Weisel.
Depends though, insecurity at Montgomery might leave the uniballer holding the bag.
Which leaves the ultimate question:
is the bag half empty or half full?
I drink that I will never see/ A frontal lobotomy/On the bike/ I once was strong/but now my bracelet says LIVEWRONG.
You guys missed the mark this week…
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ricco-registered-with-merdiana-kamen-team
“Former local rider Toto Commesso is now a directeur sportif with the team.”
Funny how you worked that in.
Does LA? Vaughters? Ex-teammates?
“Riccò is a good guy, who wants to rebuild his career and race again,” Antonio Giallorenzo told Cyclingnews. “I’ve spent time with him recently and he’s not the devil that everyone describes him as. He’s got the face of an angel and is always friendly and well behaved…”
Umm… OK.
Toto — you’ve turned 231 . . . where has all of the time gone?
You have to read the dialogue out loud to get the accent.
What a suprise to see a photo of the “Infinity Dots Mirrored Room” from my beloved Mattress Factory Art Museum in Pittsburgh in none other than As the Toto Turns. One more reason to love this scathing commentary.
blow dimplesssss….
and love the Wiener reference. (His name is really Wiener!?)
Whos is your vote for cycling hero of the year:
1. Tyler Hamilton (interesting figure, yet polarizing);
2. Lance Armstrong (stays steadfast in the face of (ir)refutable proof;
3. Floyd Landis (free Floyd, damn it);
4. Arnold, the spermanator, (who helped raise the TOC profile and actually raised Lancie Pie’s [my] hand at the TdF); or
5. yes, Anthony Weiner (poor bastard got caught with his dick in the pickle slicer, but is a NYC cycling advocate).
Please vote now . . . .
Weiner is the “hero”. No doubt! He is “dah winning”, Charlie Sheen style . . .
Vino!
Weiner f***ing hates bikes and told Mayor Bloomberg this to his face at some NYC political dinner that the Times covered last year. A cycling advocate he is not.
Weinder likes fat chicks and riding mopeds . . .
…is wrong, i don’t wanna be right…”…that’s a little thank you, toto…
…these two, fabs n’ the uni-baller, practically write this stuff for you guys…
…it’s like catching colorful butterflies & pinning them to a board…
…with love & “did you want mustard on that wiener ???”, bgw…
More proof that Weiner and Jacaruso may be one and the same.
http://powerwall.msnbc.msn.com/politics/what-did-anthony-weiner-buy-at-jonathan-adler-1691254.story
Adler rode a good Congressman.
Yes, all the pros read Toto just as they peruse all the forums. The good guys like Toto, the bad hate it.
For example:
JV – he likes Toto
Z – ditto
Frankie – ditto
Lance – hates it
Livingston – hates it
Johan – hates it
You can fill in the rest
I usually ask pros if they read toto, the only one who said he’d never heard of it—Levi.
Thats because his name is bottle. And he has never seen his face in any of the panels. Just that big head. I bet he has his own orbit around that thing. It’s huge. Now go to bed and cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow!
Levi seems like more of a “Ziggy” or “Hi and Lois” man to me.
A Google search for “blow dimples” returns about 128 results, none of which are used in same the context as in this Toto. So congrats on a very rare Google first. For comparison, “ass dimples” returns 23,400, including a Facebook page.
It must be tough, doping to be mediocre.
FBF Status Page??
Everyone reads Toto, Schmalz! Are you kidding me?!
My immense gratitude to Kozak for tuning me in to Toto and making me the number one Toto fan.
Thank goodness for Dan’s humor – otherwise it wouldn’t be nearly as funny were it only Shen writing it.
Now that is a comment, not only is it complimentary, it’s also a jab at Andy.
I smell bonbons and bitterness. Oh hi Betz!
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/dopingexcuses.html
http://www.cyclinghalloffame.com/