As the Toto Turns 231

Master of Disaster

 Master of Disaster

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liquiguts

I’m thinking a hot new title for next year will be

From Och to Ouch: Pop goes the Weisel.

Depends though, insecurity at Montgomery might leave the uniballer holding the bag.

Which leaves the ultimate question:

is the bag half empty or half full?

Bob Rolodex

I drink that I will never see/ A frontal lobotomy/On the bike/ I once was strong/but now my bracelet says LIVEWRONG.

Sacha Tubie

“Riccò is a good guy, who wants to rebuild his career and race again,” Antonio Giallorenzo told Cyclingnews. “I’ve spent time with him recently and he’s not the devil that everyone describes him as. He’s got the face of an angel and is always friendly and well behaved…”

Umm… OK.

Daan Ziptie

What a suprise to see a photo of the “Infinity Dots Mirrored Room” from my beloved Mattress Factory Art Museum in Pittsburgh in none other than As the Toto Turns. One more reason to love this scathing commentary.

Lancie Pie

Whos is your vote for cycling hero of the year:

1. Tyler Hamilton (interesting figure, yet polarizing);

2. Lance Armstrong (stays steadfast in the face of (ir)refutable proof;

3. Floyd Landis (free Floyd, damn it);

4. Arnold, the spermanator, (who helped raise the TOC profile and actually raised Lancie Pie’s [my] hand at the TdF); or

5. yes, Anthony Weiner (poor bastard got caught with his dick in the pickle slicer, but is a NYC cycling advocate).

Please vote now . . . .

Wout Sealant

Weiner f***ing hates bikes and told Mayor Bloomberg this to his face at some NYC political dinner that the Times covered last year. A cycling advocate he is not.

Matteo Dropout

…is wrong, i don’t wanna be right…”…that’s a little thank you, toto…

…these two, fabs n’ the uni-baller, practically write this stuff for you guys…

…it’s like catching colorful butterflies & pinning them to a board…

…with love & “did you want mustard on that wiener ???”, bgw…

Readers include

Yes, all the pros read Toto just as they peruse all the forums. The good guys like Toto, the bad hate it.
For example:
JV – he likes Toto
Z – ditto
Frankie – ditto
Lance – hates it
Livingston – hates it
Johan – hates it

You can fill in the rest

schmalz

I usually ask pros if they read toto, the only one who said he’d never heard of it—Levi.

Gabriel Brazeon

Thats because his name is bottle. And he has never seen his face in any of the panels. Just that big head. I bet he has his own orbit around that thing. It’s huge. Now go to bed and cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow!

Lapping Lapin

A Google search for “blow dimples” returns about 128 results, none of which are used in same the context as in this Toto. So congrats on a very rare Google first. For comparison, “ass dimples” returns 23,400, including a Facebook page.

betsy andreu

Everyone reads Toto, Schmalz! Are you kidding me?!
My immense gratitude to Kozak for tuning me in to Toto and making me the number one Toto fan.
Thank goodness for Dan’s humor – otherwise it wouldn’t be nearly as funny were it only Shen writing it.

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