As the Toto Turns 215

Press Conferences

The week in Press Conferences

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Antoine Bottle

UCI, WADA, and Floyd Landis call joint press conference to announce settlement in Contador case. He can do one year and no one will appeal.

Wheeeee!

Joe Papp

Hope that Beazed has more than a few thousand followers on Twitter by the end of the day…get on it, people!

West Coast Reader

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/slipstream-sports-offers-update-on-lowe-case

You’re telling me the team doctor and the DS never questioned where the 2009 VO2 test came from? I mean they are so tight on not going outside their house for any medical testing that neither questioned where the heck Lowe’s VO2 test came from if neither requested it, yet they read the data as they sipped the latest batch of wine from Spain wearing the latest in plaid formal wear. I could see them slip up if they never ever communicated with each other but we’re talking about this tight ship Garmin-Slipstream where no one can step outside their iron strangle hold without a form signed in triplicate and have a Garmin GPS tracker attached before leaving their sights.

They probably will have a GPS tracker attached to each rider right about now.

Romain Hammer

gets one year vacation…total farce. Wonder if that means he can still train with his team like Zulle/Banseto/Movistar, and ride the “circuit” an hour early to stay in shape…??? Then with “time served” he comes back and “wins” the VueltAH-AH!-EspanYAH!!!
If I was AC’s abagado, I would take that one year in a “heart beat”…he can possibly “retire”, remove himself from the testing pool, and then come back, “unretire” 6 months prior, and have all that charged blood stored for his next transfusion, just minus the Clenbuterol!!!

Matteo Dropout

…”tweeting back the flood waters”…

…no wonder he’s revered…fuck !!!…

…& i hate to make threats but if you don’t factor toto in here soon, i’m comin’ back east to kick some ass…but you’ve gotta little time ‘cuz your weather is a bit of a bitch right now…

…just sayin’…

…with love, bgw…

Reid Rothschild

You fellas outdid yourselves with that one! The “War and Peace” of toto’s.

BTW, any veiled threats yet from the syndicate?

Don’t worry, Dirk says he’s got your back. He’s pissed at Lance. Dirk graciously offered Lance a b/b bottom role and Lance spit it back in his face. Dirk doesn’t hold grudges though has has left open a possible role for Lance in his prison themed last nite before going to the Pen initiation film.

Later,

Reid

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