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That pesky SI article

 That pesky SI article

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West Coast Reader

So will we finally get a new article with new facts or just a re-hash of what Floyd said a year a go (almost), that is the question. I’ve read too many articles re-hashing the same old story and its getting boring and a waste of time, I need some new facts! I’ll even settle for a good rumor at this point.

SI, not quite the paper I’d of thought of to release anything worthwhile, where’s that NY paper that released all the good stuff way back? (I can’t even remember the paper’s name… too many intervals.)

Johnny E Smoke

A funny thing is that I had glass coffee tables and a pole installed at my place. I’m sure that Lance’s pole gets handled much,much more than mine does, though.

Matteo Dropout

…have to say it, you dirty, dirty man…

…oh, whoops, i guess my recognizing it means, well shit, never mind…

…on a real note, i would describe the new ‘leopard trek’ kit in the glowing terms of “meh” + “blah”…totally derivative of team sky for such a august & storied group of cyclists…

…with disgust n’ love, bgw

Matteo Dropout

…of lance as “king of kings”…

…i heard the lance-ster dresses like that so that the “little people” remain aware of his holiness…

…kinda classy actually with everybody dressing so casual these days…

…heard he picked up the idea from gary fisher…

…love, bgw…

Alexander O-Ring

“…just some good ol boys…
never meaning no harm…”

(I see a Bright Yellow Charger with a big 28 and the texas flag on the roof…power sliding down a french alps corn field, or a Girona cyclist infested townhouse, or a Tenerfire training camp…straight outta the Actovegin/EPO/HGH/cortisone/infusion cock-tail cookin shed)

“making there/their/they’re waaay, the only way they know/no/gnome how…
thats juss a little bit more than the law will allow…”

Dong Work For Yuda

Is this SI thing just another puff of smoke, or is there any actual guts to it? They wouldn’t let St. Reilly do the tearing asunder…..would they? Ghost writer? Maybe they’ll let Decanio write a rambling, poor grammar laden diatribe and call it good.

Reid Rothschild

I am only a friend of DeCanio although we both share the same bomb throwing, misspelling laden, incorrect grammar havin’, writing styles.

I will say that DeCanio, is a spiritually advanced, phiosophically attuned freedom fighter who is elevating himself by subscribing to Alexander Pope’s credo; “To err is human, to forgive is divine.”

Matt has spoken to Lance, and has agreed to Minister to Lance while he serves out his sentence, probably in the Federal Pen at Lompoc.

Matt has also spoken to our mutual friend Dirk. Matt realizes that ex-cons face dismal employment opportunities so upon Lance’s parole, Matt has pursuaded Dirk to allow Lance to feature as a bottom in his future gay themed gang bang flicks. This is testament to Matt’s concern for his fellow man. Thanks for allowing me to clear that up Matt’s involvement in the Pharmstrong investigation.

Regards,

Reid

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