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Hematoholics Anonymous

Hematoholics Anonymous

23 Comments

Matteo Liner

Mrs. O’learys cow did NOT start the Chicago fire. Bessie has been falsely occused a these years. I demand that you test her B sample.

DvB

This is funnier than any cartoon ever drawn by (gazillionaire) Jim Davis. I realize that’s a bit left-handed, but I do mean it as a compliment. Great stuff.

West Coast Reader

When is the Landis Case getting in high gear? It seems to be falling flat as of late, where’s the subpoena’s? I want to see some action now! Not just at the end of June, pre-Tour.

Then there’s the Joe Papp case, isn’t it now when those involved are rolled out for us to see?

Come one man, where is it!

Julien Ceramic

That was beautiful. Really great one. Have been reading for years, but that was just perfect.

Bernardo Headset

Well done, really.

For the guy who questioned when this will get into high-gear, see the Roger Clemens investigation. Expect some well-timed leaks from Mr. Novitzky’s office around major races, but this could go on for years before anyone comes close to an indictment. Lance will have plenty of time to retire again and distance himself from cycling, if he has anything to hide.

Reid Rothchild

Basso’s “seester” has more carbon fiber in her titties than I have in my Tarmac SL 3.

Chest,

Did Lance nail her too?

dolak

we admitted we were helpless over enhancing our Hct.

we came to believe novitzky and the FDA could restore us to sanity.

made a searching and fearless inventory of all the stuff we saw armstrong do.

admitted to novitzky, to ourselves, and to the wall street journal the exact nature of lance’s cheatings.

were entirely ready to have novitzky/god remove all of lance’s seven championships and his credibility…. See More

humbly asked novitzky to not prosecute us in exchange for our cooperation.

made a list of all persons lance harmed.

made direct invitations for all those harmed to be subpoenaed to help nail lance.

continued to try to remember more stuff lance did to fuck over others.

sought through email and phone to improve our contact with novitzky praying that He will carry out the plan to convict lance.

having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps we tried to carry the message to the chumps who actually believed lance was ever clean.

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