isn’t permafrost really just Ferris Bueller’s sister?
Lard Lance
Hey there Lancey boy, remember how you used to make fun of LeMond being fat? Make sure Michele doesn’t give you clen to burn that extra girth. If you run out of undetectables, I’m sure your neighbor, Marion Jones, has some leftover stash she wasn’t able to use.
Richard Veronkadonk
I only slept with them, I never became one.
wheelsucker
There’s the spin Phil and Paul will put on it! It’s muscle boys, muscle!
I think Lance needs some SPANX! (Available in bras should he keep getting bigger.)
Amine Helmet
perhaps get the chicken as his nutritionist
Eddy Merckx's Amphetamine Underpants
You know your comic has run its course and jumped the shark when the content and quality of it makes the last years of Schultz’s Peanuts strip look like a masterpiece.
Alexander Bushing
You should move on to new subject matter. The Lance thing has run its course. There are more colorful things to comment on, like Cavendish’s “vaffanculo” at the Tour de Romandie.
sacha
cav salute covered 2 WEEKS AGO, dumbass
Alessandro Tigweld
but its back to its recent lackluster quality.
Schmirnov
Keep em coming! Who’s that in cell 2?
Bob Roll as Odie. It’s only funny cause it’s true.
West Coast Reader
The Lance thing is far from running its course, maybe when he retires and is 10 year out from that it will have run its course. Lucky for you some of us never forget.
Alexander Bushing
Never forget what, that you are focused on the past and intent on hammering a guy who no longer is in contention but still attracting fans and media attention? At least races in which he participates get a modicum of attention in the mainstream press rather than a meager one-paragraph mention below the bowling article and NCAA Division III Lacross update on the 10th page of the sports section.
Remi Setscrew
the fact that he would call the kid “cinco” speaks volumes about the guy… 2nd kid with 2nd chick but HIS fifth, so it’s “cinco”… have to wonder how the mom feels about that – she should call it “number two.” then again she is still with the guy, so she’s probably bought into the whole thing.
Alexander Bushing
Two weeks ago? It happened last Friday. Grow up and focus on being a better rider.
Raymond Pompadour
So the Lance thing has “run its course” but at least races he participates in get attention from the mainstream press?
Which is it?
Alexander Bushing
The bashing has run its course. The fact the he still draws media attention helps the sport, whether you like that fact or not. Without him, the mainstream press would ignore the one-day classics, the Tour of Gila, ToC, etc. He’s self absorbed, yes, and people still are convinced he’s a doper. Just f-ing move on already. The reality is that he’s boring. There are plenty more colorful figures in the sport on whom every one of you haters can expend his energy. Truth is, I think most of you just can’t stand the fact that LA could still kick your sorry asses.
Rayan Chainsuck
We don’t care if he can kick our asses. We’re not willing to take the drugs he did – the same shit that gave him the cancer he had – so he can kick ass. He is a loser. His comeback has nothing to do with cancer and everything to do with lining his pocket with more money. He demands a huge appearance fee for every race he does. He’s sick for using cancer to promote himself.
Nice to keep the out-of-wedlock theme continuing. His kids will pay the price for that one.
Kobe Liner
at last, an oncologist weighs in.
Giovanni Gel
A little over the top don’t ya think?
Gunga Poot
It’s not too late to name the little fella Ocho Cinco.
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isn’t permafrost really just Ferris Bueller’s sister?
Hey there Lancey boy, remember how you used to make fun of LeMond being fat? Make sure Michele doesn’t give you clen to burn that extra girth. If you run out of undetectables, I’m sure your neighbor, Marion Jones, has some leftover stash she wasn’t able to use.
I only slept with them, I never became one.
There’s the spin Phil and Paul will put on it! It’s muscle boys, muscle!
I think Lance needs some SPANX! (Available in bras should he keep getting bigger.)
perhaps get the chicken as his nutritionist
You know your comic has run its course and jumped the shark when the content and quality of it makes the last years of Schultz’s Peanuts strip look like a masterpiece.
You should move on to new subject matter. The Lance thing has run its course. There are more colorful things to comment on, like Cavendish’s “vaffanculo” at the Tour de Romandie.
cav salute covered 2 WEEKS AGO, dumbass
but its back to its recent lackluster quality.
Keep em coming! Who’s that in cell 2?
Bob Roll as Odie. It’s only funny cause it’s true.
The Lance thing is far from running its course, maybe when he retires and is 10 year out from that it will have run its course. Lucky for you some of us never forget.
Never forget what, that you are focused on the past and intent on hammering a guy who no longer is in contention but still attracting fans and media attention? At least races in which he participates get a modicum of attention in the mainstream press rather than a meager one-paragraph mention below the bowling article and NCAA Division III Lacross update on the 10th page of the sports section.
the fact that he would call the kid “cinco” speaks volumes about the guy… 2nd kid with 2nd chick but HIS fifth, so it’s “cinco”… have to wonder how the mom feels about that – she should call it “number two.” then again she is still with the guy, so she’s probably bought into the whole thing.
Two weeks ago? It happened last Friday. Grow up and focus on being a better rider.
So the Lance thing has “run its course” but at least races he participates in get attention from the mainstream press?
Which is it?
The bashing has run its course. The fact the he still draws media attention helps the sport, whether you like that fact or not. Without him, the mainstream press would ignore the one-day classics, the Tour of Gila, ToC, etc. He’s self absorbed, yes, and people still are convinced he’s a doper. Just f-ing move on already. The reality is that he’s boring. There are plenty more colorful figures in the sport on whom every one of you haters can expend his energy. Truth is, I think most of you just can’t stand the fact that LA could still kick your sorry asses.
We don’t care if he can kick our asses. We’re not willing to take the drugs he did – the same shit that gave him the cancer he had – so he can kick ass. He is a loser. His comeback has nothing to do with cancer and everything to do with lining his pocket with more money. He demands a huge appearance fee for every race he does. He’s sick for using cancer to promote himself.
Nice to keep the out-of-wedlock theme continuing. His kids will pay the price for that one.
at last, an oncologist weighs in.
A little over the top don’t ya think?
It’s not too late to name the little fella Ocho Cinco.