Did you know that Dumbass cycles offers custom decals for teams? Well, we do!
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
hot bike. now you’re on to something.
Anonymous
The chainrings will cover part of the logo.
Anonymous
Schmalz,
With a little bit of cash- You can call the China or Tawain factories that make Jamis, Pricipia, Orbea, Specialized, Colonago, Bianchi RP, Scott, Pinarello, Cervelo, etc, etc, etc carbon frames and market your Dumbass frames. You can promote the frames as designed and produced using exclusive ass butter carbon technology that increases lateral stiffness 27.2% while providing a 31.8% more supple ride.In addition, the frame weight drops 29.4% to a paltry 713grams. Now, any Dumbass should be able to recognize the beauty of such an awe inspiring combintion of light weight and ass friendly bike frame.
Anonymous
you shoud run a reader’s frame design contest.
Anonymous
Why not? Design frames – send them in. We’ll post them
Anonymous
where’s the red one?
Anonymous
On the ML bike?
Anonymous
DumbAss with Dura-Ace
Anonymous
should it be spelled “dumass”?
Anonymous
living proof.
schmalz
I’m emailing your 30 seconds right back to you now.
will
how do I contact you?
Anonymous
hot bike. now you’re on to something.
Albin
The chainrings will cover part of the logo.
cockfighter
Schmalz,
With a little bit of cash- You can call the China or Tawain factories that make Jamis, Pricipia, Orbea, Specialized, Colonago, Bianchi RP, Scott, Pinarello, Cervelo, etc, etc, etc carbon frames and market your Dumbass frames. You can promote the frames as designed and produced using exclusive ass butter carbon technology that increases lateral stiffness 27.2% while providing a 31.8% more supple ride.In addition, the frame weight drops 29.4% to a paltry 713grams. Now, any Dumbass should be able to recognize the beauty of such an awe inspiring combintion of light weight and ass friendly bike frame.
Anonymous
you shoud run a reader’s frame design contest.
schmalz
Why not? Design frames – send them in. We’ll post them
Anonymous
where’s the red one?
Orcutt
On the ML bike?
yo
DumbAss with Dura-Ace
Anonymous
or Dura Ass?
Anonymous
should it be spelled “dumass”?
Litty
living proof.
Anonymous
please give me back the 30 seconds I wasted on this page
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I’m emailing your 30 seconds right back to you now.
how do I contact you?
hot bike. now you’re on to something.
The chainrings will cover part of the logo.
Schmalz,
With a little bit of cash- You can call the China or Tawain factories that make Jamis, Pricipia, Orbea, Specialized, Colonago, Bianchi RP, Scott, Pinarello, Cervelo, etc, etc, etc carbon frames and market your Dumbass frames. You can promote the frames as designed and produced using exclusive ass butter carbon technology that increases lateral stiffness 27.2% while providing a 31.8% more supple ride.In addition, the frame weight drops 29.4% to a paltry 713grams. Now, any Dumbass should be able to recognize the beauty of such an awe inspiring combintion of light weight and ass friendly bike frame.
you shoud run a reader’s frame design contest.
Why not? Design frames – send them in. We’ll post them
where’s the red one?
On the ML bike?
DumbAss with Dura-Ace
should it be spelled “dumass”?
living proof.
I’m emailing your 30 seconds right back to you now.
how do I contact you?
hot bike. now you’re on to something.
The chainrings will cover part of the logo.
Schmalz,
With a little bit of cash- You can call the China or Tawain factories that make Jamis, Pricipia, Orbea, Specialized, Colonago, Bianchi RP, Scott, Pinarello, Cervelo, etc, etc, etc carbon frames and market your Dumbass frames. You can promote the frames as designed and produced using exclusive ass butter carbon technology that increases lateral stiffness 27.2% while providing a 31.8% more supple ride.In addition, the frame weight drops 29.4% to a paltry 713grams. Now, any Dumbass should be able to recognize the beauty of such an awe inspiring combintion of light weight and ass friendly bike frame.
you shoud run a reader’s frame design contest.
Why not? Design frames – send them in. We’ll post them
where’s the red one?
On the ML bike?
DumbAss with Dura-Ace
or Dura Ass?
should it be spelled “dumass”?
living proof.
please give me back the 30 seconds I wasted on this page