The seller should offer a spectroanalysis to ensure authenticity. That, or ask BikeSnobNYC if the ass smell is accurate. He should know, his head is so far up Lance’s anus he can tell you the guy’s resting heart rate from the inside.
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should be able to tell by the number of indentations in the chamois
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Size Euro XXL (US Medium) Ridden only twice in Mallorca. Fat German grrrrrl. ach!
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The seller should offer a spectroanalysis to ensure authenticity. That, or ask BikeSnobNYC if the ass smell is accurate. He should know, his head is so far up Lance’s anus he can tell you the guy’s resting heart rate from the inside.
should be able to tell by the number of indentations in the chamois
Size Euro XXL (US Medium) Ridden only twice in Mallorca. Fat German grrrrrl. ach!