…& cadel goes up for boorish behavior, the lovely toto commesso could act as the prosciutto-ing attorney…
…love, tony da hole..aka – bgw…
Senne Compliant
amazing.
Senne Bartape
Iove commeso. Where hve you bee ?
Cheers
MQ
Stevie tube
Valverde looks like Andre Agassi
Baldini Maypop
that’s exactly where we used to meet up after crafting little dope pipes on the lathe in metal shop
Ethan Cogset
Anyone ever make anything BUT pipes in machine shop?
Gotta love the creativity of stoners.
Baldini Maypop
pipes and brass knuckles on the milling machine
Niccolo Compliant
and Basso kinda looks like Jude Law
Gabin Torque
I wonder what’s up with Cadel? This episode is even funnier because I could actually see this happening.
Wheeelsucker
what’s boogerd doing there
mikeweb
Hey nice Serena Williams reference. Toto is about the same height as that lineswoman too! Width is a different story…
Morelli Tank
Cadel looks like William H. Macy.
Wheeelsucka
Cadel will retire from road, go back to MT Biking, and train to beat Lance in Leadville next year.
ovvdebak
One one. Tweeeeeeeezers.
LMAO
Toto should be. OH Yea!
Bernardi Liner
can we just have Dan/Andy come out with a Mel Brooks cycling movie yet?
Working title,
“Toto, or how I learned to love professional cycling?” a la Stranglove…
or, “Hater Ham”???
Wheeelsucker
dr salvatore or: how toto learned to stop worrying and love the ham
Torque
Well done!
Gotta admit that I was a little annoyed with the Lance-fixation.
Dick Veronkadonk
I’m tired of Cadel Evans jokes, they leave me flat. I’d be pumped to see Nigel Tufnel doing neutral support. “It goes to 11.”
Wheeelsucker
+1
Schmirnov
OK, so for the Movie we have:
William H. Macy as Cadel
Jude Law as Basso (soooo dreamy)
Andre Agassi in his acting debut as Valverde
and for Toto as special cameo by Al Pacino (who even at 5’2″ is too tall to really play Commesso, but c’mon, it’s a called artistic license, or something…
Anthony Drainhole
…here & dis movie t’ing is takin’ shape…i gots ‘family’ whats got financin’ for a project of dis magmatude…
…just one t’ing…i wanna play da ham…nah, dis ain’t no joke…i’m talkin’ about toto’s ham, da prosciutto…
…i get da job, you get da money…plain n’ simple…
…love, bgw
Piero Kevlar
What you been smokin’ in NYC?
Pancetta is bacon, not ham. Neither is Pancetta smoked.
curmudgeon
that’s one problem…just not that funny either. pretty unfunny, actually
i know, i know, i don’t have to read it
Wheeelsucker
saying pancetta is bacon and saying pancetta is not smoked is contradictory … since bacon is smoked.
being a loser, i’ll admit having the same thought you did. not loserish-y enough to type it, tho.
just assume toto is talking about pancetta affumicata and move on
Baptiste Seatmast
You guys missed a trick!
Andy Schleck is – Napolean Dinamite or put another way he has the ‘Blades of Glory!’
Andy
Damn! That’s a good one.
BW
I thought I was the sweet shoe-in…
Wiggo
Gherardo Seatpost
I can’t get enough of the Cadel-bashing. Please continue.
However, you really need to update your cartoon image and base it on this:
I think people miss the point when they say “it’s not that funny.” It’s pretty obvious that being funny is beside the point.
Vespaciano Housing
is it not ironic that OP is “spanish” and a poster child is winning in Spain, and not a single outcry from the peloton that a “convicted” cheater wins the race?
Omerta lives boys and girls, you better play nice or no new money will come!
Adam Biopace
Omerta, and Lance came came so that he could blood dope, millions of dollars and all the free time in the world — no, not for me, I want to get involved with doping again.
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…& cadel goes up for boorish behavior, the lovely toto commesso could act as the prosciutto-ing attorney…
…love, tony da hole..aka – bgw…
amazing.
Iove commeso. Where hve you bee ?
Cheers
MQ
Valverde looks like Andre Agassi
that’s exactly where we used to meet up after crafting little dope pipes on the lathe in metal shop
Anyone ever make anything BUT pipes in machine shop?
Gotta love the creativity of stoners.
pipes and brass knuckles on the milling machine
and Basso kinda looks like Jude Law
I wonder what’s up with Cadel? This episode is even funnier because I could actually see this happening.
what’s boogerd doing there
Hey nice Serena Williams reference. Toto is about the same height as that lineswoman too! Width is a different story…
Cadel looks like William H. Macy.
Cadel will retire from road, go back to MT Biking, and train to beat Lance in Leadville next year.
One one. Tweeeeeeeezers.
Toto should be. OH Yea!
can we just have Dan/Andy come out with a Mel Brooks cycling movie yet?
Working title,
“Toto, or how I learned to love professional cycling?” a la Stranglove…
or, “Hater Ham”???
dr salvatore or: how toto learned to stop worrying and love the ham
Well done!
Gotta admit that I was a little annoyed with the Lance-fixation.
I’m tired of Cadel Evans jokes, they leave me flat. I’d be pumped to see Nigel Tufnel doing neutral support. “It goes to 11.”
+1
OK, so for the Movie we have:
William H. Macy as Cadel
Jude Law as Basso (soooo dreamy)
Andre Agassi in his acting debut as Valverde
and for Toto as special cameo by Al Pacino (who even at 5’2″ is too tall to really play Commesso, but c’mon, it’s a called artistic license, or something…
…here & dis movie t’ing is takin’ shape…i gots ‘family’ whats got financin’ for a project of dis magmatude…
…just one t’ing…i wanna play da ham…nah, dis ain’t no joke…i’m talkin’ about toto’s ham, da prosciutto…
…i get da job, you get da money…plain n’ simple…
…love, bgw
What you been smokin’ in NYC?
Pancetta is bacon, not ham. Neither is Pancetta smoked.
that’s one problem…just not that funny either. pretty unfunny, actually
i know, i know, i don’t have to read it
saying pancetta is bacon and saying pancetta is not smoked is contradictory … since bacon is smoked.
being a loser, i’ll admit having the same thought you did. not loserish-y enough to type it, tho.
just assume toto is talking about pancetta affumicata and move on
You guys missed a trick!
Andy Schleck is – Napolean Dinamite or put another way he has the ‘Blades of Glory!’
Damn! That’s a good one.
I thought I was the sweet shoe-in…
Wiggo
I can’t get enough of the Cadel-bashing. Please continue.
However, you really need to update your cartoon image and base it on this:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/leprechaun%20film%20images/ak_fithelement22/movie%20teasers%20and%20clips/4fde.jpg
I can’t get enough of the Cadel-bashing. Please continue.
However, you really need to update your cartoon image and base it on this:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/leprechaun%20film%20images/ak_fithelement22/movie%20teasers%20and%20clips/4fde.jpg
I think people miss the point when they say “it’s not that funny.” It’s pretty obvious that being funny is beside the point.
is it not ironic that OP is “spanish” and a poster child is winning in Spain, and not a single outcry from the peloton that a “convicted” cheater wins the race?
Omerta lives boys and girls, you better play nice or no new money will come!
Omerta, and Lance came came so that he could blood dope, millions of dollars and all the free time in the world — no, not for me, I want to get involved with doping again.