Up to now I had drawn all the heads in Photoshop, but I decided that to be a real illustrator I had to learn Illlustrator. Rasmussen and Voigt were my first two attempts at drawing the heads in Illustrator, and they’re pretty damn bad.

The bad Hollywood pitch for this one would be ‘A Boy Named Sue’ meets ‘Back to the Future’.

Robbie McEwen really did name his son Ewan McEwen.

And once again, we rag on Kloden for being a whiny non-attacker.

In a Bizarro world Toto would be a anorexic, Rasmussen a sprinter, and Jens a wheelsucker. And McEwen would lead out Cadel Evans.