“Is it time for me to pin you down and cut your hair again?”
Lance is Mormon?
Andy Shen
Missed by one letter?
Guido Ceramic
stick to bike riding. you guys really suck at comedy.
Jean Tigweld
Some people are fans of cycling and some people are fans of doping. Is cheating alright? no. Listening to doper fans go off is about as interesting as watching paint dry. I’m more entertained by the Giro, Tour of Cali, and Tour de France. To each their own.
Luchino Ferrule
I like it! The name and the Toto cartoon series.
-Luchino Ferrule
Ankush
hah, Lance fanboys in the comments
Jesus from Cancun
You guys keep getting better and better. I hope you don’t ever get sued or something!
LateLifePeddler
Bonds… Clemmons… Armstrong….
Get over it already… Peddle on…!!!
Jordan Saddlebag
Don’t forget Floyd
Dong Work For Yuda
Nothing says “I’m a complete douche rocket” like citing Three Doors Down, P.O.D., and the super sucky version of Metallica in the St. Anger days. Holy flying fuck!
Waiting for Roche
Thanks for the link mention in twitter. And to the “get sued…” moron, (moron, not mormon…) Doonesbury is still in print after decades, don’t count on Toto getting pulled, or a lawsuit ever getting any traction. Or, perhaps you’re using the “Bristol Palin criticizes gay parenting” hyp-logic of the world.
Vespaciano Setscrew
I am NOT a Lance fanboy. Therefore, I feel completely free to confess that I find this Toto very funny!
Clement Cage
Need to incorporate Kate Hudson, Sheryl Crow and Ashley Olsen in the next Toto somehow.
Dick Isinya
Clemmons is a town in North Carolina I think.
Clemons was Bruce’s sax player.
Clemens was the pitcher that doped.
Matty McNatty { Imagine if circa 2010 Netflix could have done one of these docudramas on the CRCA scene in those days? Greg Olsen, Colin Prensky, and that... }
{ Great Stuff Dan!!! }
pommespommes { Glad your back to blogging. I wish there was more race reporting/news in the NYC area (other than f*cebook) from both 1st and 3rd person.... }
{ You “gifted” the field the first race of the year. Eddy isn’t pleased. }
Benzina { Schmalz is back. Life is better, somehow. }
schmalz { There's no dignity in amateur bike racing }
Brilliant!
“Is it time for me to pin you down and cut your hair again?”
Lance is Mormon?
Missed by one letter?
stick to bike riding. you guys really suck at comedy.
Some people are fans of cycling and some people are fans of doping. Is cheating alright? no. Listening to doper fans go off is about as interesting as watching paint dry. I’m more entertained by the Giro, Tour of Cali, and Tour de France. To each their own.
I like it! The name and the Toto cartoon series.
-Luchino Ferrule
hah, Lance fanboys in the comments
You guys keep getting better and better. I hope you don’t ever get sued or something!
Bonds… Clemmons… Armstrong….
Get over it already… Peddle on…!!!
Don’t forget Floyd
Nothing says “I’m a complete douche rocket” like citing Three Doors Down, P.O.D., and the super sucky version of Metallica in the St. Anger days. Holy flying fuck!
Thanks for the link mention in twitter. And to the “get sued…” moron, (moron, not mormon…) Doonesbury is still in print after decades, don’t count on Toto getting pulled, or a lawsuit ever getting any traction. Or, perhaps you’re using the “Bristol Palin criticizes gay parenting” hyp-logic of the world.
I am NOT a Lance fanboy. Therefore, I feel completely free to confess that I find this Toto very funny!
Need to incorporate Kate Hudson, Sheryl Crow and Ashley Olsen in the next Toto somehow.
Clemmons is a town in North Carolina I think.
Clemons was Bruce’s sax player.
Clemens was the pitcher that doped.
Link?
http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/11835/Lance-Armstrong-appears-to-suggest-he-wont-fight-expected-USADA-doping-case.aspx
http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/05/news/ullrich-admits-making-mistakes-in-new-blog_217702