As the Toto Turns 250

Next moves

Next moves

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Rosso Rivnut

Someone has pictures of United States Attorney Andre Birotte Jr. doing something he shouldn’t have been doing in a bathroom stall, maybe with Jake Gyllenhaal.

“I talked to someone within the investigation but the reason why the case was shut down was due to a one-man decision. The evidence against those involved was absolutely overwhelming. They were going to be charged with a slew of crimes but for reasons unexplained he closed the case saying it wasn’t open for discussion,” the source said.

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Reid Rothschild

Hey fellas,

Andre trained Dirk also and also offered him some “gear.” Dirk takes a great deal of pride in being clean and was insulted.

Then Andre proceeds to run Dirk thru a torture training session. Dirk got his revenge is the b/b scene they filmed afterwards. Dirk was top man, Andre bottom.. I hear Lanny is throwing Andre under the bus already.. We’ll see.

Regards,

Reid

Wheelbilly

I was actually going to say something witty and astute this time, but the comment section bug changed it back into my usual boring drivel. Sorry.

Pharmstrong Phairness Phund

TOTO is farther behind than Schmaltz on the third lap … time for a new comic!

Lukas Wave Ring

Balverde returns, Andy craps out and Bottle’s bike handling skills do him in again. Plenty of fodder for a new TOTO.

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