l’Affaire Cache Cache
l’Affaire Cache Cache. On a side note, can Mr. Armstrong please not douche it up for a week so we can finally get to that Ricco/Commesso Toto?
As the Toto Turns 232
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[google-translator]
Gotta love Toto
Today, and forever
stop it!
Comedic genius, guys. Please tell us you eligible for some award, there must be a sports satire category somewhere?
I’m pretty sure we’re too lazy to submit our work to any awards, plus don’t those submission cost money?
Plus, if you’re up for an award, you become like those blog guys who are desperate to win. “Please vote for my blog.” Not naming any names, of course…
Seems you can count on Armstrong to provide new and more absurd material every week – it’s funny because it true…
Cache means “stash” in French, a place to hide things. Things you don’t want snoopy Feds looking into. A place where dopers hide drugs.But Lance has nothing to hide. Really.
The alteration of the BAAS cap is a nice touch. And thank you for using an original ‘Manchurian Candidate’ photo. The remake sucked.
Moved to Off Topic
Lance vs Lebron. Discuss…
“Vote for my blog”?? That’s barely a step above “Vote for the magazine cover I designed”! But I don’t think I know anyone that low…
did you see this..
Another former USPS rider, Jonathan Vaughters, gave Hamilton support today on Twitter. ‘Hang in there,†he stated, then added, ‘bullies have a special place in my little black heart.â€
He has said that he will speak truthfully about his time with the team if he is requested to do so by investigators.
Read more: http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/8736/Hamilton-barred-from-Aspen-restaurant-after-Armstrong-argument.aspx#ixzz1PGI9Ml9h
lance is much more aggrssive than labron .. he would destroy his f**ing life, he would make his life f***ing miserable –
How did you get Johnny resurrected? At least show him with the halo he undoubtedly now wears.
The Fed’s aren’t going to be happy with Witness Tampering. This is the $hit people go down for, not taking drugs.
he also tampered with/intimidated Filippo Simeoni –
Good of Lance to reference [Tyler hamilton] “when his lawyers tear him apart on the witness stand” – a nice reference to the actual trial and him being a wtness at the trial. Almost like he knows TH will be awitness and he’s trying to intimidate him. If I ever see LA on the GWB I might have to give him a wedgie.
way to go LA…arrogance wins again!
he also tampered with/intimidated Filippo Simeoni.
That only counts if Simeoni was questioned and has a chance of being a witness at trial, which I seriously doubt. Also, that intimidation took place well prior to this particular investigation. Still a ‘doosh’ move though…
wouldnt it be great if Toto somehow make the official court report…exhibit HAM!!!!
I think you guys are doping when you write this funny stuff and I would wholeheartedly encourage you to continue to do so. Thank you.
Just post it! You can always poke fun at Lance next week anyways.
We need to get ol’ Flabby Anny some suspenders for his courtroom appearances to hitch his thumbs on.
C’mon Stan, an award? This $#!+ writes itself!
Lance is losing his steely composure. I think he is punching lots of drywall these days.
Starting to look like Vino circa 2003 on a TdF mountain stage just roasting his own sweet self…
Is that ol’ Jodi Larner in the first frame. She sounds like a real bi*ch to me.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cyc_armstrong_doping
…m.c.escher is in da house…either way, those steps lead to a courtroom…
…i guess mr armstrong got tired of fabiani doin’ all the smack talking & wanted to slap on a bitch hisself…
…court dates gettin’ closer…tension’s mounting…shits comin’ unraveled…
…”if the love doesn’t fit – hey, stop me if i’ve used this before !!!”…
It’s even better. “Cache cache” is actually French for “hide and seek”.
You couldn’t make that stuff up. Thanks, Lance.
…Kato dropping by in the lower right corner?
this is the most effective thing they’ve come up with:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-set-to-implement-new-anti-doping-initiative
douche douche
Rumor?
who spit in the soup?
The new UCI rule will only shield the high profile riders from getting caught in the first place. More low level guys will get popped, but it’s in the team’s best interest to cover up any wrongdoing.
i wonder who will come forward next…it seemed like his x-wife was hiding something when she was under the spotlight before. Her mother dislikes Lance…
Does Cheryl know anything?
so it’s not worth doing? it’s a useless measure?
Spot the type? But I appreciate the rush effort, just love this comic. I wish it to be daily…
pointless as well since high profile riders won’t be getting caught in the first place? and, of course, who wants low level guys managing their squads? not in the team’s best interest, obviously.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/uci-forbids-convicted-dopers-from-future-team-management-positions
Nice asterisk, aka astericks…Has wonderboy threatened you yet? Dirk laughed at him because he’s hung like a pimple and now this fraud is getting his beer muscles with both of us.
Sheesh, it’s not our fault if Lance has no talent for porn!
Sincerly,
Reid
How long did Lance “date” Haven btw? Was it more than 10 min.?