Merry Christmas Fellow NYVC Idots! With a major snowstorm on the way and Schmalz on a rodent-resizing eggnog, just realize that six months from now, it will be 92 degrees on a hot June night, sunset around 8:23 PM, you will be out at Floyd Bennett Field, complaining about Floyd Bennett FIeld, still loving Floyd Bennett field, Charlie will admonish everyone not to be stupid and crash, people will still be stupid and crash, someone will flat, okay eight people will flat, Scott W will attack, Wonder Wheel will have a plan, Schmalz will curse, breaks will go, breaks will fail, someone will win and get double points. And the next day, you’ll be asking, ‘Who took pictures? I saw at least three people with cameras.”
Time’s running out! Step away from the gingerbread house and hit the rollers…
Richard Veronkadonk
Floyd’s hacker has Mary Lou’s pee test from Olympics. It was liquid gold.
Domenico Brifter
does not HGHincapie make genes???
can we fuxkus on Odessa?
whore is Freddy ROD ree Guess jeans???
Matteo Dropout
…these guys…
…i wanna see a prosciuttolicous toto adventure as we advance into the new year…
…“these guys” will continue to fuck up & muck up cycling for years to come so lets see something positive & hammy with our boy toto…
…we been in kansas way to long…let’s hit the yellow brick road with sal commesso now n’ again…
…with peace, love & seasons greeting from bgw…
…“…& to all, a good night”…
Old Crank
He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.
schmalz
I happen to know for a fact that there’s nothing funny going on in cycling.
Pat McQuaid
Supporter of LANCE-based comedy
If find LANCE an amusing subject for comedy and certainly the biggest “storyline” currently in procycling. Note: I do not have a stake in the investigation(s?) one way or another…
Perhaps you do?
Buck Turgidson
by funny you mean ha ha?
Diego Chamois
upgrade points for sale? whats with that link in the F/S list?
Mathys Seatmast
I think that’s a joke, dude.
West Coast Reader
After 6 or 7 months of this clown case can it finally end? Its almost as if its a self instigated marketing campaign… talk about dragging on… ugh, time to for this thing to end.
Reid Rothschild
there,
Holy shit! I am a moron!
Arnaud Torque
So many funny things going on in cycling and another Toto about Lance. You guys really know how to preach to the choir. Should we rename this strip ‘The Bold and the Postal’?
Marcus Camby
That totally IS Livingston’s job, HA! Rich, too rich for this time of morning.
Reid Rothschild
Dirks offer to Lance for a b/b with Lance as bottom still stands. That should dislodge any of the bugs and any other detritus that lingers their.
Come to think of it, Lance’s ass is a very crowded place. While Tiger went slumming for Denny’s hostesses, Pharmstrong has most of the cycling/sporting/political world eating out of his ass. I’m just curious as to what their price is to toss Pharmstrong’s salad. Could you do an expose on that?
Remember, Dirk’s plowing offer still stands.
Sincerely
Reid
Reid Rothschild
I meant, “their.” Just because I bone for a living, I’m not a complete moron.
Thanks,
Reid
Battaglin the Baguine
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” D.V.
Alpuerto Contabore
Should have hired Tim Henman
Pelvis Costello
“Star Wars — Ack!” The Cartoon Formerly Known as ‘Cathy.’
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DID ANYONE TAKE PICS???
Merry X-mas sandbaggers.
Merry Christmas Fellow NYVC Idots! With a major snowstorm on the way and Schmalz on a rodent-resizing eggnog, just realize that six months from now, it will be 92 degrees on a hot June night, sunset around 8:23 PM, you will be out at Floyd Bennett Field, complaining about Floyd Bennett FIeld, still loving Floyd Bennett field, Charlie will admonish everyone not to be stupid and crash, people will still be stupid and crash, someone will flat, okay eight people will flat, Scott W will attack, Wonder Wheel will have a plan, Schmalz will curse, breaks will go, breaks will fail, someone will win and get double points. And the next day, you’ll be asking, ‘Who took pictures? I saw at least three people with cameras.”
Time’s running out! Step away from the gingerbread house and hit the rollers…
Floyd’s hacker has Mary Lou’s pee test from Olympics. It was liquid gold.
does not HGHincapie make genes???
can we fuxkus on Odessa?
whore is Freddy ROD ree Guess jeans???
…these guys…
…i wanna see a prosciuttolicous toto adventure as we advance into the new year…
…“these guys” will continue to fuck up & muck up cycling for years to come so lets see something positive & hammy with our boy toto…
…we been in kansas way to long…let’s hit the yellow brick road with sal commesso now n’ again…
…with peace, love & seasons greeting from bgw…
…“…& to all, a good night”…
He’s using an old Jedi mind trick.
I happen to know for a fact that there’s nothing funny going on in cycling.
Pat McQuaid
If find LANCE an amusing subject for comedy and certainly the biggest “storyline” currently in procycling. Note: I do not have a stake in the investigation(s?) one way or another…
Perhaps you do?
by funny you mean ha ha?
upgrade points for sale? whats with that link in the F/S list?
I think that’s a joke, dude.
After 6 or 7 months of this clown case can it finally end? Its almost as if its a self instigated marketing campaign… talk about dragging on… ugh, time to for this thing to end.
there,
Holy shit! I am a moron!
So many funny things going on in cycling and another Toto about Lance. You guys really know how to preach to the choir. Should we rename this strip ‘The Bold and the Postal’?
That totally IS Livingston’s job, HA! Rich, too rich for this time of morning.
Dirks offer to Lance for a b/b with Lance as bottom still stands. That should dislodge any of the bugs and any other detritus that lingers their.
Come to think of it, Lance’s ass is a very crowded place. While Tiger went slumming for Denny’s hostesses, Pharmstrong has most of the cycling/sporting/political world eating out of his ass. I’m just curious as to what their price is to toss Pharmstrong’s salad. Could you do an expose on that?
Remember, Dirk’s plowing offer still stands.
Sincerely
Reid
I meant, “their.” Just because I bone for a living, I’m not a complete moron.
Thanks,
Reid
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” D.V.
Should have hired Tim Henman
“Star Wars — Ack!” The Cartoon Formerly Known as ‘Cathy.’