UCI and McQuade are giving Contador all the patience and consideration Landis deserved. Sure they had hearings for Landis and had due-process. But the statements at the time from the powers in charge totally slammed the Yank. They both doped…but let’s see what type of slap on the wrist they give Alberto. Total bs.
“Let me get this straight. DiLuca wins the Giro. Test positive. Is banned. Serves 3 month reduced sentence. Keeps Giro title . Gets hired again on a Pro team. Test Positive again. Get’s banned. Reduced sentence. And gets hired again by a ITALIAN pro team!!!
Floyd wins Tour. Test positive. Loses Tour title. Serves full suspension. Tells all of doping practices. NO one, even a AMERICAN PRO team will hire him back?!?!?!?
Watch Contador get a 3 month suspension and be racing Paris-Nice next March.”
The Kid
World class finger banger fails to beat his meat!
Test Osterhone
a damn fine toto you ol’ hamfists….
Stan Tarmac
I am sick of him full stop. But this was excellent work. Well done.
ps – I think Contador stood at the crossroads a long time ago.
Remigio Ferrule
i think law enforcement polygraph seminars use that picture of roger whenever they want to illustrate point 3 in the lesson about non-verbal clues.
David Grips
Keep it flowing
Jens Brakepad
I wish I could start every day with a Toto like this.
Bastien Grips
We’d never know the name Robert Johnson had he not made a deal.
Loic Tank
Who’s more likely to tell the truth: Livingston who is working in lance’s bike shop basement or McIlvain who is working for lance as his sunglass rep?
Poor Bertie, gets the one the piece of steak with drugs lodged in it.
Like Floyd’s smile in the last frame. Ah yes, the comeback is sweet.
Richard Veronkadonk
Is it still safe to eat ham?
Antoine Rubber Hood
best in a long tine mang
Lorenzo Seattube
Ben & Jerrys is hormone free – that should be safe, no?
MQ
Love my TOTO in DA AM…….
Third Nipple
Contador could always use the tainted birdseed defense
hand feeds his canaries
vitamins in the birdseed
skin absorbs it
Schmirnov
contains actual ossified remains of Gerry Garcia, and could give you a wicked acid flashback. Looks like Clemen’s had some and is getting started on his queasy trip.
And hooray for unfrozen caveman lawyer!
Marcus Camby
Livingstong HA! Sobbing HA! So true SO TRUE!
I just hang out in the basement of this bike shop in Austin. No, It’s cool, really, I really like it down there. Got my own mini fridge and everything.
Noah Seattube
Reaction to Contador doping seems subdued. This comes on top of investigation of Armstrong. We’ll see what happens but I’d expect a lot more fallout.
The Kid
Contador’s threat to quit cycling seems silly, but I think the guy has a hand grenade. He has been involved with dirty cycling from a young age…oh the stories he could tell!
UCI would like to cover it up, but WADA is going to reel it back in.
Victor Liner
LA in VT, presumably to snooker Ben & Jerry into forking over cash for LANCESTRONG
Really good one this time ’round, lads. LA shushing folks is great fodder. KEEP IT UP. When I’m on blow, I can’t…..get it? Ha! When I’m on blow, I don’t. Ha! HAHAHA!
starfcuker
I am laughing at you from Aspen
MacRoadie
Nice shout out to Phil Hartman and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. Classic SNL skit, and tragic lost talent. RIP Phil.
West Coast Reader
Yes another good one.
Need a background of Toto eating steak with Berto, Toto’s gotta eat!
mafac!!!!!!!
damn you guys are good. once again. (don’t let it go to your head)
Antoine Rubber Hood
VDB = Enfant Terribile!!! Subtle…RED! Send Toto to Senegal why dont ya? Or Qatar? Maybe Gua-twat-male???
Mohamed Flange
Contadore is finally caught and caps a big month of spanish busts only saved by oscar tre rey freire gomez win at paris tours. Viva ofg…
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UCI and McQuade are giving Contador all the patience and consideration Landis deserved. Sure they had hearings for Landis and had due-process. But the statements at the time from the powers in charge totally slammed the Yank. They both doped…but let’s see what type of slap on the wrist they give Alberto. Total bs.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/13/wesleyan-university-answe_n_761495.html
Anonymous Guy wrote:
“Let me get this straight. DiLuca wins the Giro. Test positive. Is banned. Serves 3 month reduced sentence. Keeps Giro title . Gets hired again on a Pro team. Test Positive again. Get’s banned. Reduced sentence. And gets hired again by a ITALIAN pro team!!!
Floyd wins Tour. Test positive. Loses Tour title. Serves full suspension. Tells all of doping practices. NO one, even a AMERICAN PRO team will hire him back?!?!?!?
Watch Contador get a 3 month suspension and be racing Paris-Nice next March.”
World class finger banger fails to beat his meat!
a damn fine toto you ol’ hamfists….
I am sick of him full stop. But this was excellent work. Well done.
ps – I think Contador stood at the crossroads a long time ago.
i think law enforcement polygraph seminars use that picture of roger whenever they want to illustrate point 3 in the lesson about non-verbal clues.
Keep it flowing
I wish I could start every day with a Toto like this.
We’d never know the name Robert Johnson had he not made a deal.
Who’s more likely to tell the truth: Livingston who is working in lance’s bike shop basement or McIlvain who is working for lance as his sunglass rep?
Poor Bertie, gets the one the piece of steak with drugs lodged in it.
Like Floyd’s smile in the last frame. Ah yes, the comeback is sweet.
Is it still safe to eat ham?
best in a long tine mang
Ben & Jerrys is hormone free – that should be safe, no?
Love my TOTO in DA AM…….
Contador could always use the tainted birdseed defense
hand feeds his canaries
vitamins in the birdseed
skin absorbs it
contains actual ossified remains of Gerry Garcia, and could give you a wicked acid flashback. Looks like Clemen’s had some and is getting started on his queasy trip.
And hooray for unfrozen caveman lawyer!
Livingstong HA! Sobbing HA! So true SO TRUE!
I just hang out in the basement of this bike shop in Austin. No, It’s cool, really, I really like it down there. Got my own mini fridge and everything.
Reaction to Contador doping seems subdued. This comes on top of investigation of Armstrong. We’ll see what happens but I’d expect a lot more fallout.
Contador’s threat to quit cycling seems silly, but I think the guy has a hand grenade. He has been involved with dirty cycling from a young age…oh the stories he could tell!
UCI would like to cover it up, but WADA is going to reel it back in.
LA in VT, presumably to snooker Ben & Jerry into forking over cash for LANCESTRONG
Timing is perfect – http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/blog/ben-on-to-frs-05104.html
“Blow… off a stripper’s tattoo of me doing blow.” Best line ever.
out pretty kool…plus nice props for us. as credit
http://www.cxmagazine.com/cal-giants-meredith-miller-pink-breast-cancer-support-2010?ref=nf
Really good one this time ’round, lads. LA shushing folks is great fodder. KEEP IT UP. When I’m on blow, I can’t…..get it? Ha! When I’m on blow, I don’t. Ha! HAHAHA!
I am laughing at you from Aspen
Nice shout out to Phil Hartman and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. Classic SNL skit, and tragic lost talent. RIP Phil.
Yes another good one.
Need a background of Toto eating steak with Berto, Toto’s gotta eat!
damn you guys are good. once again. (don’t let it go to your head)
VDB = Enfant Terribile!!! Subtle…RED! Send Toto to Senegal why dont ya? Or Qatar? Maybe Gua-twat-male???
Contadore is finally caught and caps a big month of spanish busts only saved by oscar tre rey freire gomez win at paris tours. Viva ofg…