I nominate Betsy for “Best Broad in the Bike Business.” Her insistence on honesty and transparency in the sport has found its true target in the despicable Lance and his nefarious, rat-bastardy crew. Sometimes you have to be a wee bit intense to penetrate the putrid outer shell. As in: “FESS UP, ASSHOLE!” Tear it up, Mrs. Andreu. Tear it up and burn it down!
Keano Nipple
What will this website do when Lance fades from the spotlight?Schleck and Contador are just not interesting. Looks like NY Velocity’s days are numbered.
Frankie
why are they all gone from the web?
Nicolas Limit Screw
Velocity Nation is alive and well as long as there are fools rushing in to race bikes on dope. Remember, this is called As the Toto Turns, and Commesso hasn’t been around for awhile. Schleck and Contador not intersting?, not funny? Please, there is enough comedy in one month of racing to last several years.
paulie v.
numbered? as great as it is now, nyvelocity was better before it went off on its anti-LA tangent. cant wait till it ends. both the LA fanboys and LA permahaters will go back into their holes, the rest of us NYV lifers will go back to hating on each other, which was awesome.
Rocco McCocco
Odie Bobke almost made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard. hilarious!
robert langdon
is it the same guy who says that or something similar every week, or does someone new think that it’s the best way to express that he’s found something amusing in the cartoon?
West Coast Reader
From the look of the comments this one has hit home very nicely. Good job boys, Toto is far from dead. I’d also like some cartoons on the race but it has taken a back seat to Landis Gate which is still in its early stages, can’t wait for it to get started (the case).
MQ
The team competition is far more important them the over all.
(in my sarcastic… Phil L voice)
oh yeah TOTO just keeps getting funnier and funnier evry time
Mateo Plug
Wow this might be the dorkiest thing ever. Sort of like political cartoons, but unimportant.
paulie v.
important political cartoon = oxymoron
mateo plug = moran
Nicolas Limit Screw
Dorkiest ever are the revolutionary and civil war re-enactment guys. Way out in the Dork Forest.
sir crashalot
morOn, ya douche.
Mathieu Cable
many of us love a good civil war re-enactment (though some prefer the nomenclature ‘the war of skyline aggression’):
Did p + P stop talking yet? Safe to unplug my ears?
patton
to the man, or more importantly woman on the street, bike racers are as dorky as reinactors
Simon Post
Really, nothing else going on out there that would have made for better fodder? This is as bad as the Fonz jumping the shark. Maybe worse.
West Coast Reader
It will jump the shark when Andy and Dan are busted for using meth or selling it or something like that. Till then, game on!
Julien Lorica
Ok, leave Andy and Alberto alone. They are not gay! Even if they were, what would be wrong with that? All of you are starting to sound a little homophobic. As for LA, JB, and the Versus crew, carry on!!
Adrien Dry Lube
Phil and Paul live in the happy wagon of cycling.
Yeah in the US it seems like they are sucking LA’s ball…but they are dedicated to more than the US market.
They are independent commentators and I would miss there voices, enthousiam and knowledge.
BTW…they make commentary that is directed to several english speaking languages other than the US market.
The really cool thing is they do it because they love it!
-leif
Mathias Ferrule
i’m also sure they do it because they get paid
MQ
I think they love LA.
hummm lets see what other journalist would have a pic on their home page like this
I dont think that A beat reporter would have a wallpaper on their home page like this of lets say Alex Rodrigues
or Michael Jordan
I just came to a conclusion they are not reporters or commentators. it was JUST SICK… http://twitter.com/philliggett
paulie v.
cmon you quixotic quezada … they’re not journalists, they’re commentators. basically a form of entertainment. LA’s been their meal ticket. liggett was motorola’s PR guy way back when. of course they’re gonna suck up to him, thats what VS is paying them for. no more LA-hating for you ,,, back to snapping pics of the ladies
Free Willie
MQ, so the the same goes for NYVC and CJ’s bald head that regularly shows up in their banner?
Gherardo Brazeon
Please, who gives a fuck about Lance. Is this a cycling website or a Lance website? You should really figure out your niche. Hope this site doesn’t die out now that Lance is done.
schmalz
Phil didn’t work for Motorola, Paul did.
paulie v.
for these purposes, they are interchangeable
schmalz
I think the site will disappear when any of us realizes that it’s lunacy to do all this work for very little compensation. We’ve never depended upon a bump in popularity from Lance to support us, I’ve always thought we relied mostly on the vanity and combativeness of amateur racers for our existence.
I am fried. Two months of awesome un-American sports. Next up, Jersey Shore, to restore my patriotism.
fat betsy
what pix of me on the web are you talking about? There weren’t any pix other than the ones Shen shot of me modeling Lane Bryant clothing.
L3
with signing the Ethiopian Daniel Teklehaymanot.
I always wondered how the folks from that region would fare in cycling given the success they’ve had with marathons. You know the kid will have a moooootooooor!
I guess in a year or so we’ll find out.
Cervelo – my new fav’s.
L3
Dong Work For Yuda
Anus! Anus!
Seems relevant for some reason.
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Ha ha!
This one is good.
Very good…
Betsey ain’t no fatty…although I must admit, I pictured her as a cow-sized shrew. A courageous, honest, cow-sized shrew.
sheryl crows new album is about as good as lance’s tour was
HaHaHaHa! That was funny…. Did the steroids in Lance’s seed give her cancer?
All the focus on the team competition this year reminded me of something….oh yeah, the obsession around here on winning the CRCA team competition…
there was that bike throwing incident after stage 6
L’équipe is French for The Team. And they have le pee-pee.
Ouch…
Full image is here:
http://www.gq.com/sports/profiles/201008/andrew-corsello-on-lance-armstrong-doping-controversy
I nominate Betsy for “Best Broad in the Bike Business.” Her insistence on honesty and transparency in the sport has found its true target in the despicable Lance and his nefarious, rat-bastardy crew. Sometimes you have to be a wee bit intense to penetrate the putrid outer shell. As in: “FESS UP, ASSHOLE!” Tear it up, Mrs. Andreu. Tear it up and burn it down!
What will this website do when Lance fades from the spotlight?Schleck and Contador are just not interesting. Looks like NY Velocity’s days are numbered.
why are they all gone from the web?
Velocity Nation is alive and well as long as there are fools rushing in to race bikes on dope. Remember, this is called As the Toto Turns, and Commesso hasn’t been around for awhile. Schleck and Contador not intersting?, not funny? Please, there is enough comedy in one month of racing to last several years.
numbered? as great as it is now, nyvelocity was better before it went off on its anti-LA tangent. cant wait till it ends. both the LA fanboys and LA permahaters will go back into their holes, the rest of us NYV lifers will go back to hating on each other, which was awesome.
Odie Bobke almost made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard. hilarious!
is it the same guy who says that or something similar every week, or does someone new think that it’s the best way to express that he’s found something amusing in the cartoon?
From the look of the comments this one has hit home very nicely. Good job boys, Toto is far from dead. I’d also like some cartoons on the race but it has taken a back seat to Landis Gate which is still in its early stages, can’t wait for it to get started (the case).
The team competition is far more important them the over all.
(in my sarcastic… Phil L voice)
oh yeah TOTO just keeps getting funnier and funnier evry time
Wow this might be the dorkiest thing ever. Sort of like political cartoons, but unimportant.
important political cartoon = oxymoron
mateo plug = moran
Dorkiest ever are the revolutionary and civil war re-enactment guys. Way out in the Dork Forest.
morOn, ya douche.
many of us love a good civil war re-enactment (though some prefer the nomenclature ‘the war of skyline aggression’):
http://velocitynation.com/content/features/2008/not-mengoni-argument#comment-42548
-2, crashalot.
Did p + P stop talking yet? Safe to unplug my ears?
to the man, or more importantly woman on the street, bike racers are as dorky as reinactors
Really, nothing else going on out there that would have made for better fodder? This is as bad as the Fonz jumping the shark. Maybe worse.
It will jump the shark when Andy and Dan are busted for using meth or selling it or something like that. Till then, game on!
Ok, leave Andy and Alberto alone. They are not gay! Even if they were, what would be wrong with that? All of you are starting to sound a little homophobic. As for LA, JB, and the Versus crew, carry on!!
Phil and Paul live in the happy wagon of cycling.
Yeah in the US it seems like they are sucking LA’s ball…but they are dedicated to more than the US market.
They are independent commentators and I would miss there voices, enthousiam and knowledge.
BTW…they make commentary that is directed to several english speaking languages other than the US market.
The really cool thing is they do it because they love it!
-leif
i’m also sure they do it because they get paid
I think they love LA.
hummm lets see what other journalist would have a pic on their home page like this
I dont think that A beat reporter would have a wallpaper on their home page like this of lets say Alex Rodrigues
or Michael Jordan
I just came to a conclusion they are not reporters or commentators. it was JUST SICK…
http://twitter.com/philliggett
cmon you quixotic quezada … they’re not journalists, they’re commentators. basically a form of entertainment. LA’s been their meal ticket. liggett was motorola’s PR guy way back when. of course they’re gonna suck up to him, thats what VS is paying them for. no more LA-hating for you ,,, back to snapping pics of the ladies
MQ, so the the same goes for NYVC and CJ’s bald head that regularly shows up in their banner?
Please, who gives a fuck about Lance. Is this a cycling website or a Lance website? You should really figure out your niche. Hope this site doesn’t die out now that Lance is done.
Phil didn’t work for Motorola, Paul did.
for these purposes, they are interchangeable
I think the site will disappear when any of us realizes that it’s lunacy to do all this work for very little compensation. We’ve never depended upon a bump in popularity from Lance to support us, I’ve always thought we relied mostly on the vanity and combativeness of amateur racers for our existence.
Moved to Off Topic
Schmalz,
We’re not vain and combative. I would punch you in the neck for a comment like that, but I am getting my cravat ironed currently.
Sincerely,
N Seatmasticator
Busted. so yeah we’re in lone with CJ. and he pay us once a week.
and thank you I ll go back TO SHOOTING PRITTY WOMEN
why is nobody bidding on my auction?
http://cgi.ebay.com/330449404457
because its retarted
I am fried. Two months of awesome un-American sports. Next up, Jersey Shore, to restore my patriotism.
what pix of me on the web are you talking about? There weren’t any pix other than the ones Shen shot of me modeling Lane Bryant clothing.
with signing the Ethiopian Daniel Teklehaymanot.
I always wondered how the folks from that region would fare in cycling given the success they’ve had with marathons. You know the kid will have a moooootooooor!
I guess in a year or so we’ll find out.
Cervelo – my new fav’s.
L3
Anus! Anus!
Seems relevant for some reason.