As the Toto Turns 167

Waiting rooms of the rich and fatuous

 Waiting rooms of the rich and fatuous

20 Comments

Cancer loving Troll

Wow the Simone reference, the Levi stuff and the rest of the shit, this shit is great!!!! Keep it coming. I cannot wait to click on the adverts, gotta go!

Linksooner

Dan: This script is terrible, I..I..I can’t go on.
Andy: It’s true, I can’t find subliminal hat references.
D: I really want to quit this and try a new project.
A: Why? People rely on us for bike-related humor.
D: They do?
A: If only because we force them to.
D: How about a blogging-heads webcam chat?
A: That won’t draw revenue, even the Times knows that.
D: But we could host it from my basement, on rollers.
A: We’d have to rebury the dead hookers somewhere else.
D: What if we use the sarcasm-indicating punctuation mark?
A: It’s copyrighted and costs $1.99 to download.
D: Oh really:!:
A: Yeah ❗
D: What if you review some inner tubes?
A: Good idea ❗
D: Oh god, how many more days until the Tour of Qatar?

Mats Ferrule

i remember thumbing through a copy of highlights the day my pediatrician gave me a lecture about the dangers of VD and drugs. i was 15 at the time

Richard Veronkadonk

I read in the French edition of Highlights (Les points culminants des enfants Moronic) that EPO was not as dangerous as orange juice. _

Dong Work For Yuda

Well done once again. Poor ol’ Simeoni. I just bought a pair of shoes from him on our tour. He’s selling shoes. He’s afraid to talk about it. “they” must have got to him.

Thibault Dry Lube

Come on dudes, there so much more stuff out there on LA that u could develop. How ’bout something dealing with
him goin’ to the classics using a new recipe of pot belge.

Thibault Dry Lube

try developing this ides……….LA’s new found yearning to do the northern spring classics. but he needs to fing the “classic” recipe for pot belge.
he wants to experience a classic form of dope for riding the classics.

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