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Rock’s not dead

 Rock’s not dead

19 Comments

Arne Plug

i like it

what about the hand gesture of putting your 4 fingertips into your palm me ball, and wrapping your thumb atop them.
next move this structure to your chin at an increasing velocity for moving cyclesport back 12 years.

bikepure supporter

WOman wrencher

Didn’t start out funny, nor end funny.

Arne Plug, What kind of “donation” wink, wink is BikePure asking for? It’s all about the dosh.

Dong Work For Yuda

Team Tail made themselves stereotypical knobwashers. Ask Mario at ToC 2008. They have it coming. Get it? HAHAHAHAA!

Richard Veronkadonk

While I did not invent the Ibis Hakkalugi “handjob,” I would like one. It is also on cable.

Vieri Helmet

Andy: Dan, I’ve got this idea about Rock Racing, but…
Dan: But it involves pooping? I get it! I so get it!
A: No, it’s subtler. But it involves hand gestures.
D: Like the gesture made while wiping?
A: Not quite. The victory sign, the hitchhiker, you know.
D: Isn’t there a Caca del Toro dual-hand sign you could use?
A: No, but the thing is, I need female hands.
D: Hmmm. We’re cycling fans, we don’t know any women.
A: But we’re both married.
D: Yes, but only in the legal sense.
A: Well, do you think I could just take shots of your hands?
D: And what?
A: And I’ll like give you Lee press-ons in post-production.
…minutes later….
D: Nevermind the post-production, these babies are REAL!
A: Fabulous! Now, make a gripping gesture.
D: I’m a method-gripper. I’m imagining gripping a plunger.
A: Grip it like it’s a sophisticated water balloon.
D: Like this?
A: Yes, only tighter, imagine griping something slimmer.
– a moment of silence –
D: Say, Andy, where’s your camera?

Killian Tracknut

Just imagine you hired so many top notch ex dopers and ex dopers directors, and you want to get in on the “Blood Passport” thingy…Imagine RR showing up at any HC or GT race, and winning!!! They might just jump ship and team up with a real Pro Cunt or Pro T-bag level team, like Caisse D, Astana, Liquigas, Radio Shaq, Saxo, QS, Rabo…sheesh and then where would Mike be hunting for balls??? Imagine even Mike’s Balls even in the same room as Scott Sunderland or team SKY???

Gomer

I have no idea what the fck you are trying to say. Can you hone your use of the English language, please? Or am I being dim here.

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