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Rest Day Sympathy

 Rest day sympathy

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Wheelsucker

i was shocked when frankie was asked him that question. then he asked it again, immediately after. lance didn’t seem frazzled, though.

Aghartha

It’s like 14-minute Miles Davis jazz exploration tune, with heavy wah-wah, only it’s an internet comic about bike racing.

Wheelsucker

Vino already talkin about dumpin Johan if he doesnt go along with the comeback program. A very huge lack of respect it seems for one of the most winning DS leaders in the cycling biz.
My advise for Johan in this case – either walk away or…?

-lee3
keepin real

Wheelsucker

the sponsors must be really smart. let’s see: vino caught doping & booted for a couple of years. bruyneel as manager wins a dozen or so grand tours plus many stages & races.

must be new math.

Wheelsucker

open dat ass up, leave Gu wrappers and old chain rags, ball up some old astana reciepts and leave’em all over, step out of dat ass (stomp) – and leave that ass open with the A/C on. thats how you do a MF.

Wheelsucker

i did not know, and was wondering whether it was johan’s or vino’s a55 you wanted to get up in, but figured that was better left as your business … as faber might say, ‘my name’s paul and this is between y’all’

mikeweb

An Astana team car or van was searched before today’s stage at the Swiss border by customs officials.

Nothing was found except equipment for the Ludovico technique, complete with eyelid clips and a DVD of “Magnificent 7” dubbed in Spanish.

Wheelsucker

you cant read dude. lee3 is simply stating that when you come across a MF that shows the actions of a lack respect – one must stomp out said disrespectful individual (immediately).

do you need the youtube clif notes?
maybe you should ask somebody before you post.
faber perhaps.

Wheelsucker

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you

Wheelsucker

“blessed is he”

…so, that makes bruyneel the badest mofo cruisin’ through the valley & makes his riders, whether they top the peaks first or not, the baddest mofo’s standing on the mountain…good, bueno, exactamundo…

…& c’mon…johan was outa there from the first moment of the announcement of vino’s press conference in monaco…he didn’t need the press conference to make any decisions…

“been here, did this for ya, gonna give ya a keeper by the end of this little french bike brouhaha but i am long gone down the road…me n’ my pal are gonna do our own thing next year…thanks for the opportunity, borats but this is one door that can’t close fast enough to hit me on the ass on the way out !!!”

…love, bgw…

Anonymous

I have it on good authority that Coach L will come out of retirement to take on Tyler Coaching Systems.com

UCI in cahoots ?

Has any one given any thought about how many riders have left a team ran by Bruyneel, only to be busted for doing drugs a year or two after leaving the team.

Where once they were domestiques for ‘Mister Clean’** and they do amazing athletic feats, but don’t get a positive result for drugs. Then separate with Bruyneel and ‘Mister Clean’ then get busted. Tyler, Floyd, Heras, etc, does that all seem a bit fishy?

No one ever busted in a Bruyneel team until after they leave.

** You know the guy that wins the Tour a bunch of times says he doesn’t do drugs but retroactively shows that he did EPO, but his lawyers win saying the sample wasn’t kept properly.

UCI in cahoots ?

Has any one given any thought about how many riders have left a team ran by Bruyneel, only to be busted for doing drugs a year or two after leaving the team.

Where once they were domestiques for ‘Mister Clean’** and they do amazing athletic feats, but don’t get a positive result for drugs. Then separate with Bruyneel and ‘Mister Clean’ then get busted. Tyler, Floyd, Heras, etc, does that all seem a bit fishy?

No one ever busted in a Bruyneel team until after they leave.

** You know the guy that wins the Tour a bunch of times says he doesn’t do drugs but retroactively shows that he did EPO, but his lawyers win saying the sample wasn’t kept properly.

Wheelsucker

It wasn’t a positive if the sample was not handled properly. That’s why there is a testing protocol. Because they know that if you don’t follow the protocol there could be prolbems with the results.

John Eustice

on all the other cycling websites. Only ‘As the Toto Turns’ exists for me now. I don’t really need any other information, it’s all there

Baldwin

At the Brass Mountain stage in the 2005 Tour of Georgia, Armstrong rode support for Discovery teammate Tom Danielson against former-teammate Landis, who had migrated to Phonak in the off season. Here is what Armstrong had to say about it at the time, from

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