Now, who do I have to see to pee?

Okay, someone goes to bed early. My routine is to check the new Toto before I go to bed Monday nights, so I can hit the pillow with a big smile on my face. Bravo, definitely grinning tonight.

“cancer man” – absolutely brilliant.

srsly guys ever think about syndicating and translating toto to european countries? is there any other weekly cycling satire cartoon in the world?

So good…What is going on in the last paine?

wtf?

I almost forgot…Lance retired so he could spend more time with the kids…Which is why last father’s day he was at an Iron Maiden concert with Kate Hudson. He evaded the tester for 20 minutes. His blatant attempt to get ahead of the story with his press releases are only trumped by his blatant attempt to avoid the tester while Johan ran interference for him. Now Lance is busted…but he has been busted before and he has skillfully wiggled his way off the hook. The corticoid test from the 99 tour and retro EPO testing from 99 are but 2 examples. Lance has always had a little “Julia Childs” in him…he has a way of taking a giant turd of a story, adding some imaginative ingredients and making it palatable. The imagination is baffled by the facts in this latest case against Lance. The tester was “suspect.” Identifying the tester would take a matter of minutes. Lance chooses to walk away for 20 minutes. If the tester is confirmed, then Lance will have knowingly and voluntarily breached the protocol of the test. Remember Lance crying like a baby about “breached testing protocols” in the 99 Tour sample retests? I do. Live by the sword…die by the sword. You can’t have it both ways. Testing protocols can not be employed only when it behooves you and ignored when it hurts you. If Lance is allowed to race the Tour this year, then every single pro tour rider is entitled to a testing mulligan. If a tester shows up for a control, every rider should be allowed to go drop a 20 minute deuce.

I love that one…especially the shower rule and the last comment…great…

RELAX, It’s Tuesday morning.

I am tired of Lance.

He needs to stop and save us the embarassment.

The only thing that Lance is good for is content for Toto.

Hey, it’s legit. Bruyneel told the Spanish press that the tester was “suspect”, b/c the prior week Lance had seen some “people” loitering near his house.

That explains everything. Lance and the Hog just wanted to make sure the tester wasn’t going to do the flaming dogpop paperbag trick, or toilet paper the trees…

Damn kids!!

The last pane is a foley catheter, inserted in the urethra and into the bladder to drain the urine directly from there. Ought to be inserted under sterile conditions to avoid bladder infections.

What’s that in the background behind Thor?

Armstrong’s not a cyclist anymore, he’s celebrity who happens to ride a bicycle.

bkgd behind Thor looks like the pave section where he ended up a**-over-tea kettle. I imagine that’s his flipped-over Cervelo between the text bubbles, with Thor’s silouette obscured by Tommeke’s words

I called him that weeks ago during the ToC.

This is the best one yet, I think.