As the Toto Turns 131

Shadowing the Boner

Shadowing the Boner

30 Comments

Anonymous

that the wind of the Toto going right over my head… is there some sort of decoder ring that we can use so we can laugh with you.

BTW.. First.

Anonymous

Do Applebee’s waiters wear buttons and stuff?

Also, I went there once to meet my girlfriend’s family. Her grandparents and parents all ordered bucket-sized alcoholic drinks and gave me all their leftovers at the end of the meal. I walked out with four doggie bags and never saw that girl again.

Anonymous

Agree somewhat with 8:02. We who are not facile in the subtleties of the pro peloton need a remedial Toto.

Anonymous

Although Quick Step’s Tom Boonen was in the winning camp for Ronde van Vlaanderen, the Belgian couldn’t hide his frustration when talking to the press after the race. All day the top favourite had the same rider on his wheel, Italy’s Filippo Pozzato, or as Boonen described him “the shadow”.

Anonymous

Remedial Toto? You are remedial Toto.

Seriously, just watch the races and read the stories. It is not too hard.

Anonymous

a bunch of local cameos in this one. but really, why does the media love to hype the cost of bikes so much? how many people actually ride an $18,000 bike?

Anonymous

Poor Devolder because surely he is killing his chance at the double if he is eating gordita’s.

Great stuff.

Anonymous

Andy Shen and Ashenden (hmmmm….coincidence?) have determined that Toto dipped his lips in the sauce because there were really TWO gravy boats on the grassy knoll. The UCI investigated and made Boonen and Devolder change from dark blue jerseys into the old white ones, proving that you can spot a cheat but you can’t spot a leopard because he has a naturally high hamatocrit level. The moule is a mole!

Anonymous

was afraid the site was going down the “ALN” route. now ‘fess up andy … did you guys do a couple of those totos to provoke the big man and then drop the interview to get a reaction?

Anonymous

but did anyone look at the HINCAPIE DENIM???
Whoa. I’m actually sorta scared. George may have jumped the shark.
-Vance Armslong

Anonymous

Hincapie’s wife was a podium girl… until she was asked not to be. Verboten to be canoodling with the riders. Moreau’s wife was a podium girl too.

I guess they’re trying to out-rock Rock and Republic..?

Anonymous

That Hincapie denim website is over the top! The music with the roaring…
Question: who are his target audience? Cyclists? Talk about a niche market.

Anonymous

That Music is a track by Ratatat. Sorta like funk for white people, played by two white skinny boys who don’t do much.

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