Conchords reference aside, this one as well as last weeks sucks. Unblock your inner comic.
MQ
I luv my TOTO KEEP it coming Andy brilliant as always
on a deferent note I just ran out of circus tickets and my ticket guy its out of town.
need some circus tickets any body got some or know where I can buy some tickets
Cheers
MQ
schmalz
Andy is brilliant. Completely brilliant. Solo brilliant. No circus tickets for you!
Anonymous
Funny, I love it. LA wouldn’t. Unlikely he has a sense of humor.
Anonymous
Is the LiveStrong Elephant going to be at the circus, complete with syringe trident in hand?
got 50 bucks worth of circus tickets. and delivered
thanks wow its incredible how you can find anything here SWEET
gracias
Cheers
MQ
Anonymous
Common Reasons Why Euphemisms are Used
1. To make difficult or emotional situations more tolerable:
(“the loved one” vs “body,” “cadaver,” “corpse,” etc.)
2. To deceive (conceal the truth); (“culturally-deprived area” vs “slum”:
“air support missions” vs “aerial bombardment”)
3. To lend “status”: (“sanitary engineer” vs “janitor, garbageman”;
“senior citizen” vs “retiree”)
4. To lend “social acceptability”: (“motion discomfort bag” vs “vomit sack”;
“recycling center” or “waste management center” vs “dump”)
5. Advertising; appeals to vanity: (“husky” or “pretty-plus” sizes vs “overly large” [plump, fat] sizes), etc.
6. Political ‘Propaganda’: “the evil empire”, “axis of evil”, etc.
(language intended to ‘demonize’ a perceived opponent)
7. Inadvertent “technicalization” of language by engineers, sociologists, administrators, etc.
(cf. “receiving waters” or “effluent” [of a sewage treatment plant])
8. Or, avoidance (cf. Finnish kontio, otso, vs. karhu), political correctness, etc.
Anonymous
CJ is Pretty-Plus
Anonymous
I thought it was very funny even though I did not know there was a Conchords reference.
Anonymous
I have not watched Conchords yet, but I have read every single episode of As The Toto Turns.
jkornbluh
Nice work this week, Andy!
ROTFLMFAO or something like that.
Anonymous
What was written on the road in regards to Betsy Andreau?
that’s a ton of irreplaceable stuff. really sucks for DZ.
Anonymous
Now we know what Charlie is giving as preems this year…
Anonymous
primes! primes!
Anonymous
“and sprint for lap “primes†(cash or merchandise prizes, pronounced “preemsâ€)”
I want “Gears of War”
Anonymous
Sucks for Z. Really. But aside from the bike gear and watches it reads like a 9-year-old boy got robbed
Anonymous
But did they get the secret formula for DZ nuts???
Anonymous
like CJ’s in Tucson. That mofo busted into Z’s place, bagged the gear and is hawking it on the streets of Boulder for meth and broads. Bummer about the Marvel figurines. Lance will probably blacklist Z for daring to outdo him on the ‘I got robbed front’. Here comes the patented SyringeShove!!
Anonymous
Did Z have a high school party with Vinny the Killer Pimp’s girls? Shouldn’t cross that guy.
Anonymous
Lance: [voiceover] The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the Livestrong Foundation HQ. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I’m looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the centrifuge running, so I go upstairs to see what’s what. Then I see her; this… girl, this incredible girl in a lab coat who looks a lot like my mom. I mean, what she’s doing there I don’t know, because she doesn’t work there… but it’s a dream, so I go with it. “Who’s there?” she says. “Cancerhater,” I say. “What are you doing here?” “I don’t know what I’m doing here; what are *you* doing here?” “I’m preparing your injection,” she says. Then I give her: “You want me to go?” “No,” she says; “I want you to take off your pants and bend over.” So now, I’m gettin’ enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she’s hard to find as I am overwhelmed with the stress of my guilt; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door… and I… find myself in a room full of French journalists taking in a press conference. I’m over three hours late; I’ve got two minutes to answer to a positive dope test. I’ve… just made a terrible mistake. I’ll never get to kill cancer. My life is ruined.
But hey, someties you just have to say, “What the flock”…
-Anon
Anonymous
my balls….
Anonymous
astana’s austin strongarms trump cervelo specialized scott giant kestrel and schwinn
with lame stolen bike pity
Anonymous
“ride it like you stole it.”
apparently, somebody didn’t take that advice….
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people are going to get the Conchords reference?
Conchords reference aside, this one as well as last weeks sucks. Unblock your inner comic.
I luv my TOTO KEEP it coming Andy brilliant as always
on a deferent note I just ran out of circus tickets and my ticket guy its out of town.
need some circus tickets any body got some or know where I can buy some tickets
Cheers
MQ
Andy is brilliant. Completely brilliant. Solo brilliant. No circus tickets for you!
Funny, I love it. LA wouldn’t. Unlikely he has a sense of humor.
Is the LiveStrong Elephant going to be at the circus, complete with syringe trident in hand?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmJOnZCcgw
got 50 bucks worth of circus tickets. and delivered
thanks wow its incredible how you can find anything here SWEET
gracias
Cheers
MQ
Common Reasons Why Euphemisms are Used
1. To make difficult or emotional situations more tolerable:
(“the loved one” vs “body,” “cadaver,” “corpse,” etc.)
2. To deceive (conceal the truth); (“culturally-deprived area” vs “slum”:
“air support missions” vs “aerial bombardment”)
3. To lend “status”: (“sanitary engineer” vs “janitor, garbageman”;
“senior citizen” vs “retiree”)
4. To lend “social acceptability”: (“motion discomfort bag” vs “vomit sack”;
“recycling center” or “waste management center” vs “dump”)
5. Advertising; appeals to vanity: (“husky” or “pretty-plus” sizes vs “overly large” [plump, fat] sizes), etc.
6. Political ‘Propaganda’: “the evil empire”, “axis of evil”, etc.
(language intended to ‘demonize’ a perceived opponent)
7. Inadvertent “technicalization” of language by engineers, sociologists, administrators, etc.
(cf. “receiving waters” or “effluent” [of a sewage treatment plant])
8. Or, avoidance (cf. Finnish kontio, otso, vs. karhu), political correctness, etc.
CJ is Pretty-Plus
I thought it was very funny even though I did not know there was a Conchords reference.
I have not watched Conchords yet, but I have read every single episode of As The Toto Turns.
Nice work this week, Andy!
ROTFLMFAO or something like that.
What was written on the road in regards to Betsy Andreau?
is the reference.
How Schmalz feels today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-re8z-H1UqY
A “Chris” cross: Carmichael or Horner? Either way you’re toasted ham.
It’s not just Andy doing toto — I’m going to be on the lawsuit papers too!
They took the PREMIUM FORMAT FIGURES!!!
http://velonews.com/article/88567/zabriskie-s-home-burglarized
that’s a ton of irreplaceable stuff. really sucks for DZ.
Now we know what Charlie is giving as preems this year…
primes! primes!
“and sprint for lap “primes†(cash or merchandise prizes, pronounced “preemsâ€)”
I want “Gears of War”
Sucks for Z. Really. But aside from the bike gear and watches it reads like a 9-year-old boy got robbed
But did they get the secret formula for DZ nuts???
like CJ’s in Tucson. That mofo busted into Z’s place, bagged the gear and is hawking it on the streets of Boulder for meth and broads. Bummer about the Marvel figurines. Lance will probably blacklist Z for daring to outdo him on the ‘I got robbed front’. Here comes the patented SyringeShove!!
Did Z have a high school party with Vinny the Killer Pimp’s girls? Shouldn’t cross that guy.
Lance: [voiceover] The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the Livestrong Foundation HQ. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I’m looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the centrifuge running, so I go upstairs to see what’s what. Then I see her; this… girl, this incredible girl in a lab coat who looks a lot like my mom. I mean, what she’s doing there I don’t know, because she doesn’t work there… but it’s a dream, so I go with it. “Who’s there?” she says. “Cancerhater,” I say. “What are you doing here?” “I don’t know what I’m doing here; what are *you* doing here?” “I’m preparing your injection,” she says. Then I give her: “You want me to go?” “No,” she says; “I want you to take off your pants and bend over.” So now, I’m gettin’ enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she’s hard to find as I am overwhelmed with the stress of my guilt; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door… and I… find myself in a room full of French journalists taking in a press conference. I’m over three hours late; I’ve got two minutes to answer to a positive dope test. I’ve… just made a terrible mistake. I’ll never get to kill cancer. My life is ruined.
But hey, someties you just have to say, “What the flock”…
-Anon
my balls….
astana’s austin strongarms trump cervelo specialized scott giant kestrel and schwinn
with lame stolen bike pity
“ride it like you stole it.”
apparently, somebody didn’t take that advice….