Harlem Portraits

Photographer:

ME…………..MQ

 Some portraits from last week. 

28 Comments

Wheelsucker

i showed this photo to my wife and said, “honey, these legs are so hot. can you get yours to look like this?” she replied, “my darling fat fuck husband, remember the photo i took of you with our daughters at the beach last year? let’s just say i don’t think you’ll be wearing rapha anytime soon. so rather than make me feel bad about myself, why don’t you go down to the basement, stare at that nyvc photo for awhile and spank some champ–assuming you can find it underneath roll #18. mmmmk? here, let me remind you of that photo at coney island, just before you waddled over to nathan’s to get a dozen hot dogs for a snack.”

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Wheelsucker

I see her on 9w riding a lot wearing a Montecci kit. I think she rolls with the Dominicanos. Lucky guys!!!!

Dr. Phil

is it wrong to objectify and stare at those gorgeous legs and sexy curves in all the right places?

Wheelsucker

hello, my name is diego montoya. you killed my father. now, i’m going to beat you in bike race.

Wheelsucker

Princess Leia: [Leia has been captured by Jabba] We have powerful friends. You’re going to regret this.

Jabba the Hutt: [in Huttese] I’m sure.
[Jabba sticks out his tongue to lick Leia’s face]

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