Welcome to the Fri, 04/10/2009 edition of Off Topic! You are looking at the next step in the evolution of VCN, the Off-Topic page. Have you ever been frustrated because you had a burning desire to call someone a sandbagger and could only hope to be timely by posting your comment to a photo gallery page or on a page describing a charity ride?
Well, your prayers have been answered! You can post your comment from the home page and it magically comes to rest here with the other orphans from the land of Misfit Comments. The page gets refreshed every day, but not to worry! Each day’s page will be archived and treasured, so you can look back on past pages with pride, shame or disgust-depending on how the day’s conversation went. So post away! We’ve got an internet to fill up.
Comment of the day, April 9, 2009:
comment stealer
By: Wheelsucker
Thu, 04/09/2009 – 08:05
more like Comment of the day, January 30, 2009:
another great item to have
By: Wheelsucker
Fri, 01/30/2009 – 16:08
is a bucket by the rollers so you can practice balancing and pee-ing off the bike without stopping for a bathroom break
so meta
There once was a man from Coxsackie
Who rode his bike while chewing tobaccy…
his bike hit a bump…
his cat 5 crit career was in a slump
Yet he thought he was Alessandro Petacchi
Zinger!
schmalz get the clean chamois award for today for best nyvc off topic poetry jam. kudos!
There once was a limericist named Schmalz…
Whose family made burial vaults
Though their name isn’t Jewish
And embalming skills fewish
He claimed that last crash “aint’t my fault!”
A Frenchman met Lance all a-glower…
he said, “yo, let me jump in the shower?”
Francois protested
While Jaques Boyer molested…
I know it’s Easter but will there be a viewing party for Paris Roubaix?
Avec une boule c’est impossible, le power
BXL, 4PM, $6 glasses of Palm, listen to CJ yell at the TV
The Frenchmen you’ve bested…with one ball, its not possible, that power