Welcome to the Tue, 09/16/2009 – 02:10 edition of Off Topic! You are looking at the next step in the evolution of VCN, the Off-Topic page. Have you ever been frustrated because you had a burning desire to call someone a sandbagger and could only hope to be timely by posting your comment to a photo gallery page or on a page describing a charity ride?
Well, your prayers have been answered! You can post your comment from the home page and it magically comes to rest here with the other orphans from the land of Misfit Comments. The page gets refreshed every day, but not to worry! Each day’s page will be archived and treasured, so you can look back on past pages with pride, shame or disgust-depending on how the day’s conversation went. So post away! We’ve got an internet to fill up.
Opacity watch: Vanishing blood values? http://www.livestrong.com/lance-armstrong/blog/tag/testing/
I am sure they were taken down for a quick editing session. Routine website maintenance.
MR SHEN Who’s a good little cancer, hmm? hmm?
[MR SHEN rubs cancer affectionately]
MR SHEN Daddy wuvs you, yes he does. Who’s daddy’s good wittle mewigwent tumor, hmm? You are! You’re so mawigwent. Yes you are! Yes you are! A good wittle carciwowa. [Rubs cancer vigourously about the head.] Car, Ci, Wo, Wa. Wowa Wowa Wowa!
[MRS SHEN enters stage left]
MRS SHEN [Furious] G-ddamit Andy, how many times have I told you not to bring that f-cking thing in this house?
MR SHEN B-b-but honey, it was getting cold last night, and …
MRS SHEN Cold my -ss, you f-cking pansy. Get that f-cking nasty thing in the backyard or you and the Tina Fey blow-up doll will be on the couch for the next two weeks.
MR SHEN [Dejectedly] Yes dear.
MRS SHEN Then get your -ss back in the kitchen and whip me up some bo ssam. Chr-st.
FINI
why?
why what?
What’s your vector, Victor?
overwhelming; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_doping_cases_in_cycling