Welcome to the Tue, 05/22/2009 – 02:10 edition of Off Topic! You are looking at the next step in the evolution of VCN, the Off-Topic page. Have you ever been frustrated because you had a burning desire to call someone a sandbagger and could only hope to be timely by posting your comment to a photo gallery page or on a page describing a charity ride?
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Comment of the day, May 21, 2009:
New Categories
By: Wheelsucker (not verified)
Thu, 05/21/2009 – 16:07
I think we should change the Category criteria for local races:
CAT No Life: No job, no spouse, no kids in your care living in your house
CAT Low Life: Job or spouse (just one), no kids
CAT Life: Job and spouse, no kids
CAT Baby Jail: Job, spouse, kids
CAT Paws Hill: Job, spouse, kids, no ability
CAT HIGH Life: wife makes all the big money, no kids, hubby stays home and reads nyvc most of the day, swims in carbon fiber and titanium excess, rides at his leisure, enjoys 2-week european, u.s., or south american training camps, has hired help to cook & clean. In other words, man-whore.
CAT no life should be… living with your parent’s basement
Or in a van…down by the river…eating government cheese and doing a lot of doobie-rolling.