The Race that Never Happened

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(and isn’t even a race anyway)

by Justin Reid

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Lawyers and the litigious – what’s with them? It’s a sad state of affairs when a club called CENTURY Road Club can’t publicize its annual Bear Mountain New Years Day Century Ride for fear of someone slipping, falling, or crashing and suing the Club. Understandable from the Clubs point of view but a pity nonetheless. That said this year was no different from many previous and in the cold, dark 32 degree, lets not forget icy New Years morning 17 hardy souls clipped in and set off on 2 laps of our beloved Central Park, then out to Bear Mountain and back. Any route you fancy any speed you like.

A lot of the usual suspects were present including last years first returnee –Thomas Pennell of Blue Ribbon, along with his teammate Mat Howard, a Sakonet trio led by team manager Basil, a couple of Axis’ old faithful Geoff Bickford and Kurt Gustafson and CRCA’s own Jens Voight Ken Harris along with 2 teammates.

As in previous years all 17 riders kept together to Nyack through slush and ice – and those bloody GWB steps. A Ken Harris surge trimmed the group down to 11 then in contrast to previous years the pace remained steady and dare I say it sensible to Bear Mountain Inn, which played the ultimate prank on Century riders by being closed, no water and no potty breaks. (Well no water anyway, if they are gonna close the inn we’ll leave them with yellow snow).

On the return no sooner had we left the confines of the Inn and Ken put in a hard move. Last I saw of him till Engineers Gate. But not so some of the other intrepid riders, a more than steady pace was set with largely the Blue Ribbon duo, Basil and Geoff Bickford doing the lions share. What happened at the business end after Haverstraw frankly I’ve no idea as I was out the back with a bad case of…not being good enough. But rumor has it…Basil, Geoff and the surprise of the “event” Chris Loudon of Visitbritain dropped the last of their companions Matt Howard just after State Line, then in the cruelest of ironies caught Ken just after the turn off from 9W before the GWB. These 4 stayed together till the last 20 blocks up 5th Ave. Now thats just plain cruel, having to sprint at the end of 100 miles in an event that isn’t.

Final list of all returnees who made it back to Central Park

Geoff Bickford – around 5hours 45 min, Chris Loudon, Ken Harris, Basil Moutsopolous, Matt Howard, Kurt Gustafson, Jonathon Bloom (nice one), Thomas Pennell (bonked), Justin Reid

Special thanks to Eric Berend who got up very early and made it to Engineers Gate before 7am to hand out the cards and send the riders on their way as well as meet them on their return. And Ted Neu who counted them all back in and brought cans of sweet, nourishing Coke (full fat), PowerBars and Gatorade for all the finishers.

32 Comments

Hans V

The yellow snow has been sent to the lab for full analysis. What are you guys on? Very impressive. Congrats to all participants.

Thor

Even crazier, nary a fender is to be seen on any of these bikes. Enduring five hours plus of slop and spray on one’s ass would be worse than trying to hang with Ken Harris.

JT

Campocat — get a road bike and try the bridge again — it wasn’t so bad. Or at least, it wasn’t bad at 11am when I was heading out Sunday. Though I was behind a guy on a fixie on Saturday when it was snowing like mad and he wasn’t having any problems…

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The post below does not represent an endorsement of recommendation of any kind regarding the use of bicycles, road bicycles, fixed-gear bicycles, or bicycles of any other sort. Reading the post represents your recognition that bicycling is an inherently dangerous activitity, with potential for serious injury, including loss of life. Reading the post also represents your release of the author and his heirs, agents and reprentatives for any actions on their part, including negligence.

Andrew LaCorte

Ken you are crazy….! Congrads to all. I got cold just looking at the pictures.

What’s up Campo?

JT

If Ken wears just knee warmers and shorts on the legs for a five-hour ride in 30-40F temps, what does he wear when it gets really cold?

campocat

JT – no way – brakes on ice?

I’m too old for that.

I was, as I promised I would be – on the NJ side of the bridge at 10am. I always do what I say. No one showed up. I waited at the Gate but no one was there and I got bored. Someone told me no one showed up for the century. We should institute this a couple of times a year.

JT's lawyer

The previous post does not represent and endorsement or recommendation for bicycling in long tights, knickers or any other sort of apparel. Your reading of this message represents your recognitiont that cycling is an inherently dangerou….blah blah you know the rest.

Andy, can you get everyone to sign a release before reading this site?

Richie

Andy, don’t be sorry, be proud to be gay. Lets set the record straight. You take photos of men in tights with shaved legs because you are a queer. Right? You are a respectable gay guy, aren’t you? I have nothing against gays per se, I have something against the phonies like you living in the closet, taking advantage of people to flaunt your queer personal agenda.

So the next time Gay Andy shows up at floyd to take pictures of men in tights: Beware!

feedup

Keep this ‘gay’ shit up and you’ll drive people from this site.

Is there any one here that cares about 30 something yuppies banter off their 5000dollar bikes? It is up to everyone what kind of commentary is posted here – and what is being said – and who it serves. Freedom of speach, doesn’t mean brain dead speach.

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