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Monday Hangover
I spent the weekend flinging vomit and excrement – and it wasn’t even my own! I heard there was some bike races out there. Branchbrook, Spring Series and even Bethel had their openers this weekend. Now, as per my usual protocol, I must now mention that I would’ve won any of these races had I been able to show up.
I was elbows deep in bodily fluids all weekend, so post your own results. Feel free to throw yourself in the mix.
Try not to do any permanent damage…
Thanks to Jack Baranski for this video:
Captain Ed,
Send my best to Steve, I hope he recovers soon.
See you at the races,
Carl M.
maybe if the CHUMP 3/4’s would step up to the bigs and race some REAL DISTANCE they would get all uppitty about their loser mentality
That’s all I got.
Why Vino? Why now?
These hipsters must be stopped. They simply MUST BE STOPPED. They’re RUINING EVERYTHING: the economy, the environment, the quality of toilet paper in the Branchbrook bathroom, etc.
WITH the HIPSTERS!
To be more direct: if you’re not preparing for the apocalypse, you’re not winning the sprint.
http://velonews.com/news/fea/11805.0.html
anybody got the link? thanks
Missed the break.
Missed the break and couldn’t organize to bring it back. What’s the use of having 2 sprinters if they won’t get to sprint for the win? Couldn’t agree on who would chase for the other?
Thanks, but Eugene already mentioned that in another thread.
rode a smart race…just thought it needed to be said
That was Steve Moore from Pro Pedals, suffered a dislocated shoulder, no break, be back in 6 – 8 weeks. I believe he’s already back on the trainer, but that’s just an unconfirmed rumor.
I helped flag riders away in the aftermath of the 3/4 Branchbrook crash. 3 guys were seriously injured, many more quite banged up.
1) OA rider named John (?) appeared to have a broken collar bone
2) Rider (team?) with a possible broken collar bone
3) SID’s rider with an injured hip or leg, could not get up
Thanks to Baranski for the video and Van Dunk for the races.
did juan break his collar bone?
Nice work on the video.
Maybe AVD will hire you for the next race.
Looks like the Setanta dude sneaked in there in the 3/4 and should’ve been given the the win. Have they ever won anything?
I don’t get why people toss their water bottles in Central Park. Are they picking up other ones from a feed zone or something?
Passed the 1/2/3! Again, nice work.
Did you type what you meant to ask? Do you want to be more direct in your questioning? Is there something you want us to know?
We caught and passed them, were caught and passed by them, and then did the whole cycle all over again. The time you are referring to, we had caught them at the bottom of the last rise, and were passing them up the hill – made for a very schetchy, and ugly turn around at the top as we were mid-pack. They should’ve been neutralized, and ashamed of themselves…
I love my DD pre race Coffee and grapping a pile of the super soft napkins for the bathroom.
correction there was tp before I unleashed the fury…
no toilet paper in the Branchbrook bathroom… you would have been miserable.
Someone peed on the toilet seat at Central Park.
Congrats to the 3 that got away in the Bbrook 3/4. You guys opened a big gap very quickly. How did that play out? We kept looking for you when the course doubled back on itself, but only saw the 1/2/3 field ahead. Did you catch them?