What the hell happened?
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Here’s our quick and sloppy recap:
CRCA: The Hammer, Thor, Whamma!
Spring Series: EdWIN Morel, Chris Loudon (too nice for a nickname) in the 3/4’s, Paul ‘Hall of Fame’ Carbonara wins the Masters.
Bethel: Some guy from Tokeneke won, but Badger got second. Schmalz, what do you say to that? Emma Nelson wins the women’s, getting Anna Milkowski (2nd) back for Grant’s Tomb. And Rick Spear gets 3rd in the 40+.
Branchbrook: JCM 4th. Say what you like, the dude’s placing every race. Gavi 6th. Roger Aspholm wins the 35+, Gerry ‘the hip’ Martinez 2nd. George ‘pronounce my name’ Gyamathy 3rd in the 4’s.
And all your predictions were lame!! Looks like Tony takes the Bawm shirt (Maglia Rosa) with ‘Also look for JA to come out strong in the B/C race’.
Genuine enthusiasm? Capital crime? Should we out the high fiver?
Sweet, I get the shirt
Is that Tony Slokar? We can bring it to the next race.
Yes its me, sure bring it
badger 2nd? I’ll say what I always say – badger can bite me.
The high-fiver comes across as something as an in-(y)our-face gesture, methinks. I laughed when I saw the photo the first time. It definitely has a "cool" to it, but I don’t know…comes across as something of an end-zone dance to me. Perhaps I overthink.
what happen to morras in the 5’s on sunday in pp?
Hey, "the Hammer" is MY nickname! I want it back.
I know the High-5er, and wont be the one to "out" him, but it doesnt take a genius to figure out who he is – tall, skinny, and obviously a teammate of Kim’s. He also happens to be a really nice guy, very enthusiastic, strong and dedicated rider for CRCA, and not endangering anyone (Kim could have opted to ignore the hand if he felt it was unsafe or something…). Sooo, the dude who slammed him on the other page has nothing to lean on. Its cool – leave it at that!
The entire women’s field is the hammer?
O’Malley
If the guy that beats me has the time to get a "high five" than I need to ride my bike more. Good stuff, great ride Adler guy!
Why are people make such big deal out of this situation ? It’s totally harmless . And if anything littlie funny . Anyway I think the pot holes are creating a bigger danger then the guy in the picture . If you want to do something constructive call the park department to get the pot holes fixed .
Can we call the Parks dept about the O’Malley situation too? Aww, just kidding big guy, we love you!
JCM was pulling in the break in Branch Brook.
JCM pulling? That’s cool. If it’s true we should stop ripping on him so much
Okay, okay, it’s meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and it was a sweet win (yet again) for THOR who should be kept in the B’s for a few more races while we kick the asses of all those NYCC pretenders.
Regarding the high five being a danger, with 5 bike lengths between thor and 2nd, I had PLLLLLLenty of time to high five, once, twice, thrice if need be….. hope to see you all on the 23rd April (I’ll be high fiving again on April 8th)…….. GO KING KIM — and JARacing
Puny- I agree with you. Thor (he matches a little to much by the way) should be able to stay in the B bunch. He will be evenly match shortly. My team doesn’t have kits yet and we can’t even find each other in the group. I guarantee you if and when our team starts to work together your going to see that in fact no one from the Adler squad should be moving up.
Bout’ time we got some shit talk going!
who did that illustration on the masthead? it rules!
3/26 PP SS 5’s
our own field finally…no more "shit!!! did that dude that just lit his fart and took off have a pale green or pale orange number on?" …and…man, did the pace show it…after lap 3, dudes were comparing tofu recipes and getting manicures. props to alex for trying (in vain) to actually get a workout. it didn’t help matters either that the front of the pack was about as functional as a dyslexic retard with a gag-ball. joe (with the pristine lightspeed) kept chomping as well as some other dude thats tall and smiles a alot, trying to prod this fat pig into breaking a sweat. so…what do i do?
let me just say this. when i order coffee at a deli and the person in front of me stutters thier order, i get irritated. furthermore, i would have been the poster-child for Ritalin (had it been around when i was that age). yeah, i have problems.
so i break away halfway up the hill on the last lap…
it was an accident, i swear. taking my little pull up at the front and next thing i know, there’s quite a little gap there. thus the internal debate ensues. "…should i just kiss her and say goodnight or buy condoms on the way back to her place"
of course i go for the funner option and start hammering…uh…pedaling. harder than i have since that f***in dog chased me on my stingray in 2nd grade. i was pegged and making progress. i think they dozed off back there and missed my red bike fade into the sunrise.
now i’ve got under half a lap to go and i’m doing ok…i look like a rotwieler but i’m hangin in there. thoughts of high-fives and podium girls are dancing in my O2 deprived melon…and i almost made it.
leg burn and HR have a funny way of feeling the same but when you’re not looking, that speedometer is slowly ticking down. i look back and i can see a pack getting closer that’s moving pretty fast. I see a jersey i don’t recogize in the distance and think "thank god, it’s just the 1,2,3’s that finally lapped the 5’s" … and then i wake up. i see green numbers everywhere. fuck. with about a quarter mile to go, i was caught. so much for that idea. congrats to all you assholes for pissing in my popcorn. this is why i’ll probably never win a race. patience? focus?
thus the joke:
"how many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"uh, i don’t know"
"wanna ride bikes?"
3/26 PP SS 5’s
our own field finally…no more "shit!!! did that dude that just lit his fart and took off have a pale green or pale orange number on?" …and…man, did the pace show it…after lap 3, dudes were comparing tofu recipes and getting manicures. props to alex for trying (in vain) to actually get a workout. it didn’t help matters either that the front of the pack was about as functional as a dyslexic retard with a gag-ball. joe (with the pristine lightspeed) kept chomping as well as some other dude thats tall and smiles a alot, trying to prod this fat pig into breaking a sweat. so…what do i do?
let me just say this. when i order coffee at a deli and the person in front of me stutters thier order, i get irritated. furthermore, i would have been the poster-child for Ritalin (had it been around when i was that age). yeah, i have problems.
so i break away halfway up the hill on the last lap…
it was an accident, i swear. taking my little pull up at the front and next thing i know, there’s quite a little gap there. thus the internal debate ensues. "…should i just kiss her and say goodnight or buy condoms on the way back to her place"
of course i go for the funner option and start hammering…uh…pedaling. harder than i have since that f***in dog chased me on my stingray in 2nd grade. i was pegged and making progress. i think they dozed off back there and missed my red bike fade into the sunrise.
now i’ve got under half a lap to go and i’m doing ok…i look like a rotwieler but i’m hangin in there. thoughts of high-fives and podium girls are dancing in my O2 deprived melon…and i almost made it.
leg burn and HR have a funny way of feeling the same but when you’re not looking, that speedometer is slowly ticking down. i look back and i can see a pack getting closer that’s moving pretty fast. I see a jersey i don’t recogize in the distance and think "thank god, it’s just the 1,2,3’s that finally lapped the 5’s" … and then i wake up. i see green numbers everywhere. fuck. with about a quarter mile to go, i was caught. so much for that idea. congrats to all you assholes for pissing in my popcorn. this is why i’ll probably never win a race. patience? focus?
thus the joke:
"how many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"uh, i don’t know"
"wanna ride bikes?"
oops
it’s a man-crush!
opps, for? wow thast was quite a story! I suppose from our finish that would make me an ashole (of the biggest kind)? Since I pissed on your popcorn i’ll bring you some next week! All joking aside, props should go to you for most aggresive riding, it deffinately shook up the pack! I didn’t think I’d have any legs for the end. The 5 race was great!
Anyone out there doing the time trial in Jersey on Sat?
yeah! no curbside express lane this week!
does this forum have a pulse?
it did until it was relegated to the cellar at the bottom of the screen
the high fiver is PUNY