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Evil MH wins a cross race, but through no fault of his own, it was a field of three. So, the jury’s still out on whether he’s overrated or not.
With the dearth of cycling activity, we may have to suspend the hangover until the spring thaw. C’mon, we’re covering three man races for crying out loud! Next week – the state line sprint results!
Eugene wins yet another t-shirt.
Ivan demonstrates the “self kiss” for those low-budget races without podium girls. Jan is visibly unimpressed, but LeBlanc ponders the possibilities.
Matt H. beat J.P. Partland who is like a pro or something…
JP has bigger fish to fry
I read JP’s book at the coffee shop in Piermont. Autographed and all. Nice touch.
Did he get *paid* to write a book? If so, JP pleace call me – you know what about.
Nice flame to kick off the week!
I’d say thats highly unlikely wouldn’t you ?
Anyone ever see the movie, The Hustler, with Paul Newman? JT is George C. Scott, and he wants his cut, damn-it.
Who is JP frying these days?
Organic hemp tofu?
the Association for Euthanization of Useless Individuals would like to welcome our newest member, JP Partland!! JP, please come by our offices at 183 Lethal-Injection Drive in Red Hook to pick up your membership card! Congrats!
WHITE HOT FLAME..yowzahs..
"J.P. Partland who is like a pro or something…"
HA! Best laugh EVER!
wait for it..I.O.U.
Hey, that feels pretty good!
Pants on or off, nothing is worse than a giant saddle sore. Other than maybe a giant, oozing, infected saddle sore. I once read the best way to avoid it is to use chamois cream and then spray yourself generously with non-stick cooking spray. Anyone have any better ideas?
Get an anti-fungal cream. Something for athletes foot or jock itch.
Thanks Ben H.
It sounds strange but I have found that Aquafresh applied to saddle sores really helps promote healing. It stings a bit going on, but it provides a protective coating and the antebacterial qualities of the toothpaste seem to keep infections away. I have not expimented with other brands but wonder if tarter control tpastes might be even better since it cuts down on even more bacteria.
it must be good
Wow – that DZ article was funny shit. Nice advice though.
Anyone else notice that Butt Buttr has changed to Chamois Buttr? Lame backing down from one of my favorite product names of all time… My mom got a good laugh too when I asked for some in my stocking last year for x-mas. I might be the only guy around to have butt cream on his Christmas list…
Btw, I just find it interesting how everyone gets sores in diff places – Ive personally never had a problem at all with the taint. Just chafing around the cheeks where the chamois meets the shorts and where the edges of the saddle hit the shorts. Ouch. Only real solution is taking a day off and staying well lubed, Ive found. I have a couple fav bib-shorts that never seem to chafe, and some that tear me to pieces. Too much info? Probably…
Chris,
That’s hot.
The A’s get worse chafe than the B’s
Look at my perfect chafe. Touch it. Love it. Look at it before it destrooooys you!
Chris that wasn’t too much info. When you told us about your "friction erections" a few months ago . . . now that was too much information. But this is ok. Really.
or Kenny G?
Actually, I think its only because of my awesome saddle (Selle Flite SLR with cutout) that my taint is spared any radical chafing, thereby making the friction erections even possible! Thanks, Selle Italia (picture Smiling Bob from the ‘natural male enhancement’ adds here)!
Whats with the hate on JP? Inquiring minds…
JP’s book is selling new at $2.99 at Amazon.com.
I don’t think JP will have anything for you now!
you have obviously never spoken to (more like been talked at) by JP Partland.
you have obviously never spoken to (more like been talked at) by JP Partland.
sweet. love being talked at by people.
What with the JP hate? Just talk to him you’ll find out.
is that while many of us sling the bullshit from time to time, we’re at least aware when we’re BSing
I don’t think he is