Hopeful Friday 3/9/07

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The filthy and depraved CRCA has its first Club race this Saturday, while the Spring Series springs eternal. Bethel will be purring along on Sunday as well. Throw a Branch Brook into the mix also and there is a mind boggling array of racing choices for those willing to freeze their nether worlds into submission. I predict that JT will attack and drop all of your sorry selves – so there!

Morras v Riffelmacher chapters 3 and 4 at Branchbrook and the Spring Series? Random rich wanker wins CRCA race? Is Empire coming out to play?

We got a free entry to Bethel to give away. Write in with your real name, first to respond gets it.

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Homage to Adler

Early last season on one of the hangovers there was a post that I think was really from a member of the team saying how they rode a smart race.

Since then it’s been an homage to Adler.

Anonymous

I doubt it’s the Adler team doing those posts. Those guys are cool, and "Adler rode a smart race" posts are not their style.

Adler

/C O R R E C T I O N from Source — Jonathan Adler Racing/

In TO427 transmitted at 16:30e today an error occurred. All instances of "Adler" should have read "Jonathan Adler Racing". Corrected copy follows:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

NEW YORK, March 9 /PRNewswire/

Jonathan Adler Racing takes an early commanding lead in the Lamest Post of 2007 competition.

Nerd Alert

The sun comes up, when it comes up. The race starts in the dark. Fire up your blinkies and wear your crossing guard vests.

Adler

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

NEW YORK, March 9 /PRNewswire/

Adler takes an early commanding lead in the Lamest Post of 2007 competition.

civil twilight is right

But WTF? why are we using a NAVY site to look up civil twilight. I want my nautical twilight info babeeee!

It's early in the season...

…but "Adler" has taken an early commanding lead in the Lamest Post of 2007 competition.

I hereby appoint...

…Chris M as the Official Conscience of the Site.

May he join with Newt Gingrich and all of the other would-be do-gooders and morals minders.

Albin's right

It’ll start getting light 20-25 minutes before the official sunrise assuming it’s not raining or heavy cloud cover.

I figure a 15 minute late start and they’ll cut a lap.

I show up at the start line hungover more times than not.

Anyone else? Are most of you stone cold sober the night before a race? Or are most of you down with the black-coffee-and-two-advil pre-race ‘stack’?
I’m sure I’d do better without the hangover, but I’ve no willpower.

Andy

Tony, send me an email using the info@… link above. Sculpting a JT tongue even as we speak. Might need more playdoh.

Anonymous

can you add JT’s tongue to the wig-shop dummy and test the drag, maybe compared to other tongues too? – I see a "Gene Simmonds" index for wind drag as a nice secondary experiment for you Andy…

Chris M

Oh bummer – I though you meant Branchbrook – I already prereg’d for Bethel, so someone else can have the Bethel reg pass….

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