Hangover 7/13/2009

by Andy Shen

Real hangovers

 It’s a real hangover today (thanks Jed and CJ), and the Schmalz is still on vacation, so this will be brief. Help out with results if you can.

Lisban Quintero, Anne Marie Miller, Abraham Soler, and John Buenaventura won at the CRCA club race.

And the results for the inaugural Governor’s Island Gran Prix:

1. Euris Rafael Vidal Paulino (Champion System Racing/Cycles Gladiator Wine)
2. Daniel Zmolik (CRCA / EMPIRE CYCLING TEAM p/b NORTHWAVE)
3. Alejandro Guzman (CRCA/ Foundation)
4. Vladimir Esteves (Champion System Racing/Cycles Gladiator Wine)
5. Michael Margarite  (CRCA / EMPIRE CYCLING TEAM p/b NORTHWAVE)
6. Lisbon Quintero (CRCA/Foundation)
7. Amaury Perez (GS Mengoni)
8. Luis Aquino (Champion System Racing/Cycles Gladiator Wine)
9. Adam Myerson (Team Mountain Khakis p/b EP-NO)
10. Wilson Vasquez (Champion System Racing/Cycles Gladiator Wine)
11. Eric Robertson (Kissena)
12. Roselvert Marte (GS Mengoni)  

Anyone have any idea who won at Unionvale?

 

103 Comments

jkornbluh

Thanks to everyone who came out last night. My head is pounding, which I think is a good indication that our party was a good time.

Wheelsucker

Kloden

his slightly afraid teammate attacked him just after he set some good tempo. for 20 whole seconds gain on his chief rivals (again his teammates)

Kloden lost a min and alot of gc money and a fourth threat in the big hills to come.

well done Alberto you have two more teammate to attack

Wheelsucker

I just saw CJ walking back into BXL. He claims he wasn’t drunk enough when he left last night.

Wheelsucker

A few things from the bike shop.

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Date: 2009-05-27, 4:05PM PDT

Whoo-hoo Seattle, the sun is out! Let’s discuss a few things before you fumble with swapping the unused ski rack for the unused bike rack on the Subaru.

So yes, you’ve noticed the sun is out, and hey!- maybe it would be cool to to some bike riding. Let’s keep in mind that the sun came out of all 600,000 of us, so for the most part, you’re not the only one who noticed. Please remember that when you walk into my shop on a bright, sunny Saturday morning. It will save you from looking like a complete twat that huffs “Why are there so many people here?”

Are we all on the same page now about it being sunny outside? Have we all figured out that we’re not the only clever people that feel sunny days are good for bike riding? Great. I want to kiss all of you on your forehead for sharing this moment with me. Put your vitamin D starved fingers in mine, and we’ll move on together to some pointers that will make life easier.

SOME POINTERS FOR THE PHONE:

– I don’t know what size of bike you need. The only thing that I can tell over the phone is that you sound fat. I don’t care how tall you are. I don’t care how long your inseam is. Don’t complain to me that you don’t want to come ALL THE WAY down to the bike shop to get fitted for a bike. I have two hundred bikes in my inventory. I will find one that fits you. Whether you come from the north or the south, my shop is downhill. Pretend you’re going to smell a fart, ball up, and roll your fat ass down here.

– Don’t get high and call me. Write it down, call me later. When I have four phone lines ringing, and a herdlet
of people waiting for help, I can’t deal with you sitting there “uuuuhhh”-ing and “uuummm”-ing while your brain tries to put together some cheeto-xbox-fixie conundrum. We didn’t get disconnected, I left you on hold to figure your shit out.

-I really do need to see your bike to know what is wrong with it. You’ve already figured out that when you car makes a noise, the mechanic needs to see it. When your TV goes blank, a technician needs to see it. I can tell you, if there is one thing I’ve learned from you fucking squirrels, it’s that “doesn’t shift right” means your bike could need a slight cable adjustment, or you might just need to stop backing into it with the Subaru. Bring it in, I’ll let you know for sure.

– No, I don’t know how much a good bike costs. For some, spending $500 dollars is a kingly sum. For others, $500 won’t buy you one good wheel. You really need to have an idea of what you want, because every one of you raccoons “doesn’t want to spend too much”.

FOR YOU INVENTIVE TYPES AND DO-IT-YOURSELFERS:

– Just because you think is should exist, doesn’t mean that it does. I know that to you, a 14 inch quill stem makes perfect sense, but what makes more sense is buying a bike that fits you, not trying to make your mountain bike that was too small for you to begin with into a comfort bike.

– If some twat on some message board somewhere says that you can use the lockring from your bottom bracket as a lockring for a fixie conversion doesn’t mean that A: you can, or B: you should. Please listen to me on this stuff, I really do have your best interests at heart.

– I love that you have the enthusiasm to build yourself a recumbent in the off season. That does not mean however, that I share your enthusiasm; ergo I won’t do the “final tweaks” for you. You figure out why that Sram shifter and that Shimano rear derailleur don’t work together. While we’re at it, you recumbent people scare me a little. Don’t bring that lumbering fucking thing anywhere near me.

A DEDICATION TO ALL THE HIPSTER DUCHEBAGS:

-If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn’t NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid. Go have an ironic mustache growing contest in front of American Apparel, so that I can continue selling $300 bikes to fatties, which is what keeps the lights on.

– Being made in the 80’s may make something cool, but that doesn’t automatically make something good. The reason that no one has ridden that “vintage” Murray is because it’s shit. It was shit in the 80’s, a trend it carried proudly through the 90’s, and rallied with into the ’00’s. What I mean to say is, no, I can’t make it work better. It’s still shit, even with more air in the tires.

SO YOU’RE GONNA BUY A BIKE:

Good for you! Biking is awesome. It’s easy, it’s fun, it’s good for you. I want you to bike, I really do. To that end, I am here to help you.

-Your co-worker that’s “really into biking” knows fuck all. Stop asking for his advice. He could care less about you having the right bike. He wants to validate his bike purchase(s) through you. He also wants to sleep with you, and wear matching bike shorts with you.

– You’re not a triathlete. You’re not. If you were, you wouldn’t be here, and we both know it.

– You’re not a racer. If you were, I’d know you already, and you wouldn’t be here, and we both know it.

– So you want a bike that you can ride to work, goes really fast, is good for that triathlon you’re doing this summer (snicker), is good on trails and mud, and costs less than $300. Yeah. Listen, I want a car that can go 200 miles an hour, tow a boat, has room for five adults, is easy to parallel park but can carry plywood, gets 60mpg, and only costs $3,000. I also want a unicorn to blow me. What are we even talking about here? Oh yeah. Listen, bikes can be fast, light, cheap and comfortable. Pick two, and we’re all good.

ABOUT YOUR KIDS:

Your kids are amazing. Sure are. No one else has kids as smart, able, funny or as good looking as you. Nope. Never see THAT around here.

– I have no idea how long you kid will be able to use this bike. As it seems to me, your precious is a little retarded, and can’t even use the damn thing now. More likely, your budding genius is going to leave the bike in the driveway where you will Subaru the bike to death LONG before the nose picker outgrows the bike.

– Stop being so jumpy. I am not a molester. You people REALLY watch too much TV. When I hold the back of the bike while your kid is on it, it’s not because I get a thrill from *almost* having my hand on kid butt, it’s because kids are unpredictable, and generally take off whenever possible, usually not in the direction you think they might go. Listen, if I were going to do anything bad to your kids, I’d feed them to sharks, because sharks are FUCKING AWESOME.

I hope this helps, and have fun this summer riding your kick-ass bike!

Wheelsucker

A Field

1. Lisban Quintero, Foundation
2. Kyle Peppo, Jonathan Adler
3. Alejandro Guzman, Foundation
4. Gavin Robertson, Foundation
5. Ken Harris, Jonathan Adler
6. Bryan Borgia, Rapha
7. Matt Howard, Empire Cycling
8. Chris Chaput, Jonathan Adler

B Field

1. Abraham Soler, Foundation
2. Steve Marmo, Setanta
3. Leszek Sniadowski, Organic Athlete
4. Steve Magyera, Foundation
5. Chris Forsyth, Setanta
6. Chris Leong, nyvelocity
7. Luzzo’s rider
8. Christophe Jammet, FGX

C Field

1. John Buenaventura, CRCA
2. Jean-Paul van den Berg, CRCA
3. NYAC
4. NYAC
5. Ryan McGarrity, CRCA
6. Marten Hoekstra, CRCA

Women’s Field

1. Ann Marie Miller, Sanchez Houlihan-Lokey
2. Sarah Sauvayre, Comedy Central
3. Alejandra Madrinan, Comedy Central
4. Deb Killmon, Signature Rockstar
5. Becky Koh, Comedy Central

Wheelsucker

albeit a faux paux on this site to post such a long post I thought that was worthy….from a seattle bike shop, posted on craigslist. Yeah and I want a BJ from a Unicorn.

Wheelsucker

but I still want the story from the hand photo – was there a huge rumble post CRCA race and someones face met that hand? Did the fight have awesome class and race undertones that we can dissect since its a TdF rest day? Common!

Wheelsucker

that guy thinks he’d like to nibble on that hand for lunch and have you a**clowns for dinner.

Wheelsucker

Some of the NYVelocity riders in the cat4/5 field were all over the road, and making sketchy moves. either diving across from the gutter to the yellow line while decending in the pack, to moving up into spaces that didn’t exist. Not cool guys.

Wheelsucker

Some of the NYVelocity riders? OK, that narrows the field down to like half. Can you be more specific in your stupid post race day useless call-out? Great, thaaaaaanks.

Wheelsucker

That one dude (pic in link) looks seriously not nice. Im not sure what job he would be looking at upon release from incarceration. Maybe he can fix bikes with our own beloved Tatoo?

I seriously would crap myself if I even ran into that guy wearing a ballet outfit and mid-pirouette. He might give me nightmares tonight in fact.

Wheelsucker

Right I forgot, never criticize NYVelocity riders on the site. Let me rephrase, some riders in a vaguely gay kit were riding in an unsafe manner in the 4/5 field at unionvale. Not sporting good sirs!

UniKidney

this morning in an ice bath in a Ft. Lee motel missing a kidney. Damn you, Jed. Damn you, CJ!

When’s the next get together?

Wheelsucker

There were plenty of squirrels in the 4/5 all ages field at UV. It’s not fair to single out the Velocity guys. Also, it’s not easy to move up in UV because the roads aren’t that wide. Unless you cross the yellow line, which plenty of guys were doing, though the Velocity guys didn’t seem to pull that one.

They had 25% of the field, but only one finisher in the top 15. Not a good sign.

Wheelsucker

So 1:06, if you are such an accomplished rider, what are you still doing in the 4/5 field?

Wheelsucker

why do people get so pissed off about calling out riders for bad bike handling? that’s what you’re supposed to do, ideally within the race right after somebody has made a bad move. it helps make that rider and the rest of the pack safer.

i’ve been corrected and try not to make the same mistake twice. in fact, i appreciate the advice. the pack is supposed to police itself, it’s in everyone’s best interest.

it’s on you if you want to stay mute and wager your own skin hoping that another rider figures things out on their own.

pouncy

results

Pro/1/2/3 Men 72 miles 35 starters # of category starters: 16 8
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State Cat 2 Cat 3
1 176 3:15:22 James Morrison Embrocation Cycling Journal Brighton MA 1
2 185 3:15:57 Jeff Zygo MVP Health Care Cycling Rochester NY 2
3 182 3:17:16 Rafal Urzedowski Northeastern Hardware / CJCT Woodbridge NJ
4 165 3:17:31 Gavi Epstein Champion System Racing/Cycles Gladiator Wine Englewood NJ
5 158 3:17:35 Cameron Cogburn ChrisCookies/SwanCycles Freeville NY 3
6 175 3:17:37 Austin Moran TARGETRAINING p/b confabricate.com Redding CT 1
7 159 3:18:03 Bryan Collins verge test pilot Saugerties NY 4
8 179 3:18:14 Matthew Purdy Spooky / NCC / Kenda Albany NY 5
9 186 3:18:16 Peter Bradshaw Embrocation Cycling Journal Boston MA
10 151 3:18:17 Gregory Battista Team Metra / Wendy’s pb cycles 54 Toms River NJ 6
11 154 3:18:21 Wayne Bray Syracuse Bicycle / Spokepost.com Clinton NY 2
12 177 3:18:26 William Nowak Alderfer Bergen Cycling Guilford CT
13 160 3:18:35 Evan Cooper Northeastern Hardware/CJCT Closter NJ 3
14 169 3:18:35 Gilberth Gomez Valverde Northeastern Hardware/CJCT Somerville NJ
15 162 3:18:35 Matt Cuttler CRCA/Jonathan Adler Racing Brooklyn NY 4
16 178 3:18:35 Kyle Peppo CRCA/Jonathan Adler Racing New York NY 7
17 123? 3:18:50 unknown rider
18 183 3:18:56 Cristian Velasquez Stamford CT
19 152 3:20:49 Thomas Bencivengo Sommerville Sports World Team Brooklyn NY 8
20 156 3:21:12 Chad Butts Champion System Racing/Cycles Gladiator Wine Danbury CT
21 167 3:21:52 Brian Gabele CRCA/Luzzo’s Coal Fired Pizza New York NY 9
22 157 3:22:17 Brett Cleaver Sommerville Sports Brooklyn NY 5
23 153 3:23:16 Andrew Bernstein Anthem Sports Elite Development Saratoga Springs NY 10
24 163 3:23:52 Jesse Dekrey Anthem sports elite development Rhinebeck NY
25 173 3:31:02 Gregory Leach Team Metra / Wendy’s p/b Cycles 54 Little Silver NJ 6
26 166 3:50:17 David Fierro Exodus Road Racing/Brumble Bikes Gales Ferry CT 11

Women Pro/1/2/3 58 miles 26 starters # of category starters: 9 12
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State Cat 2 Cat 3
1 119 3:03:12 Beth Miller Anthem Sports Women’s Cycling Delmar NY
2 118 3:03:35 Ann Marie Miller CRCA Sanchez Houlihan Lokey New York NY
3 112 3:03:41 Yvette Labombard Full Moon Vista Rochester NY 1
4 108 3:03:44 Kristen Gohr Colavita Racing Inc. Reading MA
5 116 3:03:52 Donna McMahon CRCA/Radical Media West Islip NY 1
6 105 3:04:04 Audrey Friedrichsen Scott Anthem Sports Womens’ Cycling Poughkeepsie NY 2
7 117 3:04:27 Anna Milkowski Unattached New Haven CT
8 122 3:04:40 Ashley Prine CRCA/Radical Media Brooklyn NY 3
9 104 3:05:03 Nancy Ford USI Greenwich CT 2
10 124 3:05:22 Natalie Stoll MVP Healthcare Rochester NY 3
11 102 3:08:51 Meredith Ehn Anthem Sports Women’s Cycling Albany NY 4
12 103 3:09:18 Lisa Force CRCA/comedy central-sid’s bikes Jersey City NJ 5
13 121 3:12:15 Katherine Papillon-Rodrigue Williams Cycling Granby CT 4
14 109 3:13:55 Becky Koh CRCA/Comedy Central-Sid’s Bikes New York NY 6
15 114 3:14:29 Shana Lydon Full Moon Vista Rochester NY 5
16 126 3:16:04 Corinne Karmiel CRCA/ Comedy Central Brooklyn NY 6
17 101 3:16:04 Sarah Chubb Sauvayre CRCA/Comedy Central-Sid’s Bikes New York NY
18 111 3:27:26 Sue Kuenstner Cafeteros Cycling Club Greenwich CT 7
19 106 3:29:20 Caryl Gale Deno’s Wonder Wheel Hoboken NJ 7
20 113 3:31:14 Linda Lampila NEBC/Cycle Loft/Devonshire Dental Maynard MA 8
21 115 3:33:21 Cindy Ma Sanchez Houlihan-Lokey New York NY 9

3/4 Men 58 miles 72 starters # of category starters: 38 34
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State Cat 3 Cat 4
1 234 2:45:56 Herb Jimenez Jimenez Velo Sport Montclair NJ 1
2 206 2:45:57 Jacob Bobrow university of vermont Ithaca NY 2
3 282 2:46:20 Adam Zimmerman Babylon Bike Shop / MaxPowerCycling Westbury NY 3
4 205 2:46:20 Miguelangel Blanco SpinCityTeam Rego Park NY 4
5 217 2:46:20 James Conopask CRCA/Rapha Racing Southport CT 5
6 240 2:46:20 Corey Lowe Stage 1 Somerville MA 1
7 212 2:46:20 Chris Chapman Westwood Velo Ridgewood NJ 6
8 237 2:46:30 John Landino DeathRow Velo Westwood NJ 7
9 229 2:46:37 Danny Habig CRCA/Luzzo’s Herricks NY 2
10 214 2:46:45 Patrick Clifford BICYCLE DEPOT New Paltz NY Gardiner NY 8
11 218 2:46:45 Bryan Dobes Westwood Velo / Trade Manage Racing River Vale NJ 9
12 279 2:46:45 Brian Wolff GBSC/Carl Hart Bicycles Sound Beach NY 10
13 278 2:46:56 Aaron Wolfe CRCA/Luzzo’s Coal Fired Pizza New York NY 11
14 219 2:47:17 Stephen Dowsett BCA/ Tosk Pittsfield MA 3
15 253 2:47:37 Joshua Parker Kissena Providence RI 4
16 204 2:47:46 Bogdan Blai http://www.SpinCityTeam.net Forest Hills NY 5
17 268 2:47:46 Sergey Shteyn NYSKetches Binghamton NY 12
18 233 2:47:57 Danny Inoa Brooklyn Velo Force/GQ Racing Brooklyn NY 6
19 280 2:47:59 Benjamin Woodbury Brooklyn Velo Force Brooklyn NY 7
20 216 2:48:01 Timothy Collins CRCA/Blue ribbon-translations.com Brooklyn NY 13
21 261 2:48:06 James Ruhl babylon bike Carle Place NY 8
22 286 2:48:10 Erik Markewich Anthem Sports Elite Development Stephentown NY 14
23 260 2:48:20 Adam Rosenthal CRCA/Kingpin Racing-HJD New York NY 9
24 272 2:48:21 Evan Thomas Unattached New Milford CT 15
25 242 2:48:25 Alessandro Matteucci Brooklyn Velo Force / GQ Racing Brooklyn NY 16
26 201 2:48:32 Peter Baiamonte Brooklyn Velo Force / GQ Racing Brooklyn NY 17
27 248 2:48:35 Andrew Nasca Bikeway Stormville NY 18
28 225 2:48:37 Matthew Goedeke Anthem Sports Elite Development Delmar NY 10
29 284 2:48:46 Damien Callahan NCC Amherst MA 19
30 270 2:49:03 Keith Snyder Kissena Cycling Club Brooklyn NY 20
31 251 2:49:09 Maurice Osorio kissena cycling club Douglaston NY 11
32 226 2:50:52 Sean Groenewald CRCA/Luzzo’s West New York NJ 21
33 255 2:50:52 Chris Petrillo Williams Cycling Granby CT 12
34 228 2:50:56 Chris Gurr New York NY 13
35 220 2:51:01 William Doyle-Capitman Kissena Cycling Club Brooklyn NY 14
36 277 2:53:38 Scot Willingham CRCA/Sanchez/Houlihan-Lokey New York, NY 22
37 231 2:53:41 Rick Hall CRCA / Teany Cycling Ny NY 15
38 264 2:55:50 Anthony Santomassimo Stage 1/ fusionTHINK Poughquag NY 23
39 249 2:59:08 Kuria Njenga Westwood Velo Nyack NY 16
40 263 2:59:57 Saul Salazar CHELSEA BICYCLE TEAM Jamaica NY 24
41 250 3:00:40 Anthony O’Malley CRCA/Diehard-Think Racing New York City NY 25
42 276 3:00:42 Andrew Walsh CRCA/Foundation Queens NY 26
43 222 3:00:57 Jonathan Favata Favata’s Table Rock Tours Kerhonkson NY 17
44 281 3:05:06 Todd Woodlan NYSketches Brooklyn NY 18
45 275 3:05:22 James Walker Team Placid Planet Elizabethtown NY 27
46 252 3:06:31 Radames Parissi JIMENEZ VELO SPORT Ridgefield Park NJ 28
47 274 3:10:37 Orlando Valencia Crca Elmont NY 19
48 215 3:10:49 Brian Collet CRCA/Sanchez-Houlihan Lokey New York NY 20
49 230 3:16:13 Aaron Hall THRESHOLD CYCLING Somerville MA 29
50 223 3:16:13 Henoch Getz NYSketches – crca Brooklyn NY 30
51 210 3:20:31 Eric Carlson Westwood Velo / Trade Manage Capital Brooklyn NY 21
52 265 3:22:40 Adam Schildge Brooklyn Velo Force / GQ Racing Brooklyn NY 31
53 239 3:27:05 Robert Lombardi Brooklyn Velo Force/GQ Racing Brooklyn NY 22
DQ 232 1N1 Jeffrey Ingraham CRCA/Sanchez-Houlihan Lokey Brooklyn NY

Men 4/5 44 miles 66 starters # of category starters: 30
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State Cat 4
1 336 2:12:59 Benjamin Lesnak Brooklyn NY
2 317 2:13:05 Benjamin Cornish CRCA/NYVelocity Brooklyn NY
3 308 2:13:11 Alexander Barouh Kissena Cycling Club Brooklyn NY 1
4 371 2:13:11 Tim J. Walsh DKNY/Signature Cycles New York NY
5 341 2:13:11 Todd McLoughlin Kissena New York NY 2
6 356 2:13:34 Michael Quinn Danny’s Cycles Racing Hastings On Hudson NY
7 307 2:13:34 Peter Askin Cafeteros Cycling Club Larchmont NY
8 354 2:13:40 Ryan Phelan Jimenez Velo Sport Lyndhurst NJ 3
9 311 2:13:52 Ira Blumberg CRCA/Setanta New York NY 4
10 346 2:14:03 Matthew Montesano Kissena Cycling Club Brooklyn NY 5
11 333 2:14:03 Hanjiro Kawai BCA Pittsfield MA 6
12 314 2:14:03 Chad Casselman CRCA/FGX Racing Bronx NY 7
13 372 2:14:03 Matthew Warbrick Rensselaer Cycling Team Tuxedo NY
14 321 2:14:03 Bryan Dougherty Kissena Bronxville NY 8
15 329 2:14:16 Kevin Horan Colavita Ny NY 9
16 330 2:14:16 Mitchell Jacaruso CRCA/NYVELOCITY New York NY 10
17 304 2:14:16 Joel Ankeny RGM Watches/Richard Sachs Cycles Elizabethtown PA
18 349 2:14:16 Bill Muzzio Bethel Cycle Sandy Hook CT 11
19 338 2:14:16 Leonides Lopez jimenez velo sports Union City NJ 12
20 339 2:14:16 James Mahlmann Brooklyn NY
21 353 2:14:25 Michael Perlberg Brooklyn NY
22 309 2:14:30 Sean Barry Brooklyn NY 13
23 306 2:14:30 John Anthony CRCA/NYSketches Jersey City NJ
24 315 2:14:35 Henry Chan Pawling Cycle & Sports Fishkill NY
25 376 2:14:35 Dominic Musa Poughquag NY
26 323 2:14:43 Saverio Fiorino danny’s cycles/sebago footwear Harrison NY 14
27 335 2:14:48 Eric Kuo CRCA/Setanta Northport NY 15
28 342 2:14:51 Clayton McPhail CRCA/NY Velocity New York NY
29 350 2:14:54 Artem Nedoshepa Ukraine New York NY
30 365 2:15:01 Warren St John NY Velocity New York NY
31 325 2:15:11 David Gardiner Kissena Brooklyn NY
32 313 2:15:11 Nelson Cardenas stryctly Bicycles Union City NJ 16
33 345 2:15:29 Ken Miyadai Upper Saddle River NJ
34 364 2:15:41 Steven Smith Paceline Sports Cooperstown NY 17
35 303 2:16:15 Breogan Alvarez CRCA/NY Velocity Astoria NY
36 302 2:16:39 Denis Adiletti Bethel Cycle Roxbury CT 18
37 373 2:16:39 Barry Weinstein CRCA Jr. Development New York NY 19
38 328 2:17:42 John Heppolette Bicycle Depot New Paltz New Paltz NY
39 310 2:19:14 Daniel Bersohn CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY
40 355 2:19:14 Ray Prybylski Yorktown Cycles/ Tarmac Cycling Yorktown Heights NY
41 320 2:19:52 Timothy Diemoz Bicycle Depot, New Paltz Gardiner NY
42 358 2:21:35 Daniel Reiners Kissena Cycling Club Brooklyn NY 20
43 316 2:22:05 Peter Conroy CRCA/NY Velocity Brooklyn NY
44 305 2:24:53 David Anthony CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY 21
45 322 2:25:14 Reid Evans Pleasant Valley NY 22
46 324 2:25:29 Bryan Fried crca/nyvelocity Nyc NY
47 340 2:25:42 Conor McDonough CRCA/NYVelocity Long Island City NY
48 357 2:25:50 Russell Raymundo Oakland Gardens NY 23
49 375 2:28:15 Jeffrey White Team RDP Brooklyn NY
50 319 2:29:41 Christopher Deluco Yonkers NY
51 312 2:29:47 Robert Bonelli DC Racing / Sebago White Plains NY
52 348 2:30:25 John Mutterperl Cafeteros Old Greenwich CT 24
53 301 2:31:10 Ryan Abshire NY Velocity New York NY
54 352 2:32:33 Myles Partellow Croton On Hudson NY
55 332 2:34:11 Gregory Kasper CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY 25
56 351 2:36:05 Michael Novich New York NY
57 331 2:41:09 Ian Japal Yorktown Cycles/Tarmac Cycling Ossining NY
58 370 2:47:44 Justin Tyberg Bethel Cycle Mahopac NY 26
DQ 377 3C4(a) Teddy Kozlowski Liberty Cycle Bridgewater NJ
DQ 326 1M6 Vinnie Goad Thomaston CT

Men 4/5 35+ 44 miles 58 starters
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State
1 449 2:12:34 Kevin Mosher C B R C Voorheesville NY
2 402 2:12:52 Nathan Archibald none Brooklyn NY
3 471 2:13:12 Lawrence Uhrlass EECT East Northport NY
4 414 2:13:23 Michael Drexel Delanson NY
5 463 2:13:27 Andrew Shapiro Huntington NY
6 404 2:13:27 David Carr CRCA/Setanta New York NY
7 424 2:13:30 Benjamin George Connecticut Coast Cycling New Haven CT
8 417 2:13:44 Craig Fleischer East End/Kreb Cycle Port Jefferson Station NY
9 473 2:13:44 Timothy Voake CRCA New York NY
10 422 2:14:00 Casey Gawlak Yorktown Cycles/Tarmac Cycling New Milford CT
11 412 2:14:04 Gregory Donovan Kissena Cycling Club New York NY
12 428 2:14:04 Ben Hughes CRCA/Pacifico-Hincapie Sportswear New York NY
13 460 2:14:04 Andrew Schmidt Bloomfield NJ
14 462 2:14:15 Christopher Schwenker East End/Kreb Cycle Westhampton Beach NY
15 456 2:14:18 Jeffrey Robins CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY
16 409 2:14:18 Jeremy Dawkins The Bicycle Depot, New Paltz Gardiner NY
17 451 2:14:18 Owen Oconnor East End/Kreb Cycle Mount Sinai NY
18 455 2:14:22 Gary Quinlin None Branford CT
19 435 2:14:25 Andrew Laplante TEAM PLACID PLANET Peru NY
20 403 2:14:28 Todd Brilliant CRCA/Setanta New York NY
21 437 2:14:53 Andrew Lawrence CRCA/FGX Racing New York NY
22 401 2:15:00 Eloy Anzola Kissena Cycling Club Brooklyn NY
23 418 2:15:00 Wai Fong Kissena Cycling Club Sunnyside NY
24 427 2:15:15 Christopher Grady East End / Kreb Cycle Douglas MA
25 465 2:15:18 Edward Smith Team Placid Planet Plattsburgh NY
26 440 2:15:21 Jonathan Leong CRCA / Teany Cycling New York NY
27 431 2:15:24 Andrew Kalter Connecticut Coast Cycling South Fallsburg NY
28 446 2:15:24 Anthony Mazzella Sanchez Houlihan Lokey/CRCA Ny NY
29 457 2:15:28 Timothy Rogers CRCA/FGX Racing New York NY
30 448 2:15:28 Mark David McPherson Kissena New York NY
31 432 2:16:13 John Kladis yorktown cycles/tarmac cycling Bedford NY
32 476 2:16:38 Reginald Rasch CRCA/FGX Racing New York NY
33 452 2:17:19 Oguz Orkan Alpine NJ
34 429 2:17:31 Michael Innusa east end/kreb cycle Mount Sinai NY
35 458 2:18:06 George Romonoyske East End Cycling Team Port Jefferson NY
36 433 2:18:11 Attila Kogler CTS Centereach NY
37 441 2:19:03 Paul Lestage Yorktown Cycles / Tarmac Cycling Poughkeepsie NY
38 461 2:21:32 Bruce Schwartz Signature Cycles/DKNY Armonk NY
39 415 2:22:23 Bill Eagan BCA Pittsfield MA
40 434 2:22:35 Tom Krol Cheshire Cycle Racing North Haven CT
41 467 2:23:09 Andrew Soussloff CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY
42 469 2:25:21 Marc Tatar Bikeworks/Hallamore Providence RI
43 421 2:25:40 Michael Furey GS Retro Velo Nyack NY
44 436 2:27:50 Tom Laskey CRCA/Setanta New York NY
45 447 2:28:34 Gregory McCoy Yorktown cycles/Tarmac cycling Cold Spring NY
46 411 2:30:07 Michael Dimson Yorktown Cycles/Tarmac Cycling Bedford NY
47 466 2:30:48 Jose Soriano CRCA New York NY
48 459 2:34:09 Per Rosenkvist CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY
49 474 2:36:12 Joseph Wiener Kissena Cycling Club Brooklyn NY
50 475 2:36:45 Steven Winfield Signature Cycles/DKNY Suffern NY
51 425 2:37:09 Bill Giuditta Zephyr Middlebury CT
52 454 2:49:02 Gary Phillips BCA Lanesborough MA
53 470 2:50:05 Paul Tillotson Pleasantville NY
54 439 3:07:16 Dewey Lee Hopewell Junction NY
55 410 3:09:56 Justin Derienzo Wolcott CT

Women 4 30 miles 21 starters
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State
1 660 1:42:46 Dara Kiese CRCA/Radical Media New York NY
2 666 1:42:52 Lindsey Paluska CRCA/NYVelocity Brooklyn NY
3 661 1:43:03 Emily Maynard CRCA New York NY
4 655 1:43:06 Caroline Gaynor CRCA/PROASSHIT.dk Long Island City NY
5 657 1:43:28 Anneliese Haines NY Velocity New York NY
6 651 1:43:54 Brittlee Bowman Kissena New York NY
7 652 1:44:05 Dawn Burrell Colavita Harding Twp NJ
8 664 1:44:05 Maria Murphy GS Retro velo West Nyack NY
9 672 1:44:15 Jennifer Solomon East End Cycling Team East Setauket NY
10 653 1:44:41 Colleen Conway CRCA / Teany Cycling New York NY
11 668 1:44:45 Jennifer Saunders CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY
12 663 1:46:09 Donna Moody Team Placid Planet Lake Placid NY
13 671 1:47:02 Jennifer Smalheiser CRCA/NYVelocity New York NY
14 662 1:47:36 Lyn McCabe Bethel CT
15 656 1:52:51 Lisa Gizzarelli Hudson Valley Velo Club New Paltz NY
16 658 1:53:10 Stacy Jargowsky crca/sbr multisports New York NY
17 659 1:57:48 Leslie Johnson None Branford CT
18 665 1:59:41 Patricia Ouimet Millbrook NY
19 670 2:08:08 Michal Seidenman Tenafly Road Dawgz Demarest NJ

Masters 35+ (1-4) 58 miles 36 starters
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State
1 606 2:43:16 Humberto Cavalheiro Westwood Velo/Trade Manage Capital Central Valley NY
2 601 2:43:24 Mark Alden CRCA/Blue Ribbon-Translation.com Montvale NJ
3 631 2:43:26 Joseph Regan Bethel Cycle Branford CT
4 617 2:43:29 Erich Gutbier CCC Keltic Const/Zanes Cycles Arlington VT
5 614 2:43:43 John Funk CYCLE FITNESS South Kent CT
6 619 2:43:44 Troy Kimball Westwood Velo Randolph NJ
7 623 2:44:08 Max Lippolis TARGETRAINING Pound Ridge NY
8 611 2:44:08 Fernando Ferreira targetraining Poughkeepsie NY
9 620 2:44:08 Erin Korff CRCA/AXIS Brooklyn NY
10 616 2:44:18 Kurt Gustafsson CRCA / AXIS Brooklyn NY
11 643 2:44:21 McCutcheon David Verge Test Pilot Saugerties NY
12 609 2:44:36 Matthew Doran GLOBAL LOCATE RACING Central Nyack NY
13 607 2:44:54 Patrick Cunningham Williams Cycling Barkhamsted CT
14 612 2:45:02 Monte Frank Cycle Fitness Sandy Hook CT
15 630 2:45:08 Wayne Prescott Horst-Benidorm-Property Research Corp. Canton CT
16 635 2:45:15 Will Schneider VO2MAXOUT.COM Training Systems Nyc NY
17 642 2:45:17 Sender Sakajani Team Sotheby’s / Strictly Bicycles Roselle Park NJ
18 636 2:45:24 Mike Spangenberg Competitive Edge Racing Team Shaftsbury VT
19 628 2:45:27 Mark Paggioli CVC Subaru of New England Glastonbury CT
20 625 2:45:28 Mark Miller Favata’s Table Rock Tours Hurley NY
21 615 2:45:33 Gregg Galletta CRCA – Pacifico/Hincapie Sportswear New York NY
22 603 2:45:51 Edward Angeli TARGETRAINING Southington CT
23 613 2:47:38 David Freifelder Westwood Velo/Trade Manage Racing Glenwood NJ
24 627 2:50:41 Paul Nyberg Horst-Benidorm-Property Research Corp. Avon CT
25 610 2:53:47 Jesus E. Espitia CRCA/Blue Ribbon – Translations.com Ossining NY
26 629 2:54:44 Jack Piller Battenkill-United Plattsburgh NY
27 604 2:54:57 Stephan Badger TARGETRAINING Roxbury CT
28 634 2:58:34 Edward Schaub Mystic Velo Windsor CT
29 618 3:17:24 Roy Hutchinson Kissena Mineola NY
30 624 3:21:46 Jan Micko german bicycle club Glen Cove NY

Masters 45+ 44 miles 45 starters
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State
1 530 2:09:36 Ed Beamon Van Dessel Denville NJ
2 533 2:09:44 Dzmitry Buben CCB Racing Team Hamden CT
3 569 2:09:56 Joe Straub Westwood Velo/Trade Manage Capital Chester NY
4 566 2:11:05 Haluk Sarci Cresskill NJ
5 554 2:11:06 Doug O’Neill Deno’s Wonder Wheel West New York NJ
6 550 2:11:09 Thomas Luzio Deno’s Wonder Wheel Mamaroneck NY
7 559 2:11:13 Eutimio Quintero CRCA/FOUNDATION CYCLING Maspeth NY
8 555 2:11:17 Jon Orcutt CRCA/Axis Brooklyn NY
9 551 2:11:23 Paul McDonnell CBRC Selkirk NY
10 571 2:11:31 William Thompson CCC/Keltic Const/Zanes Cycles West Hartford CT
11 567 2:11:33 Pascal Sauvayre CRCA/Pacifico-Hincapie Sportswear New York NY
12 532 2:11:46 Al Blanchard Westwood Velo New City NY
13 562 2:11:59 Carl Reglar Mount Vernon NY
14 558 2:12:08 Art Podgorski Jr. Cyclonauts Racers inc. Feeding Hills MA
15 549 2:12:19 Mark Luzio CYCLE FITNESS Brooklyn CT
16 543 2:12:26 Kevin Haley Signature Cycles/Rockstar Games Vernon NJ
17 596 2:13:41 Douglas Crane Cafeteros Norwalk CT
18 564 2:17:27 M. Andrew Ruiz CCC Keltic Const/Zanes Cycles Delmar NY
19 568 2:17:37 Morgan Stebbins Tarmac Cycling/Yorktown Cycles Garrison NY
20 531 2:18:10 Alvaro Betancur Cafeteros Cycling Club White Plains NY
21 563 2:19:26 Andrew Ross MaxPowerCycling.com Mexico NY
22 599 2:21:16 Michael Joseph Colavita Racing Maplewood NJ
23 538 2:21:22 Thomas Coleman Cafeteros Cycling Club Greenwich CT
24 574 2:21:44 Jay Vincent Zama Racing Bethel CT
25 552 2:21:57 Chris Mooney none Livingston NJ
26 573 2:22:20 Vinny Vicari CRCA/Sanchez-Houlihan Lokey Maspeth NY
27 536 2:22:20 Greg Campi 3D Racing Team/Tom’s Atlantic Cyclery Shrewsbury NJ
28 556 2:22:49 Roman Paczka MLC – Bikyle/Mazur Couching.com Brooklyn NY
29 547 2:24:12 Scott Klion Competitive Edge New York NY
30 548 2:27:16 Chuck Litty Bethel Cycle Sport Club Southbury CT
31 542 2:28:22 Bob Guatelli CRCA/Sanchez Houlihan Lokey New York NY
32 544 2:29:14 Jose Hernandez Colavita Racing Linden NJ
33 575 2:30:33 Christophe Wilkes CRCA/Blue Ribbon-Translations.com New York NY
34 557 2:30:57 Michael Palmieri White Plains NY
35 597 2:31:57 Jud Speer Schoharie Valley Cycling Club Cobleskill NY
36 535 2:33:00 Romel Campbell WestWood Velo Dumont NJ
37 541 2:33:29 Jim Escobar Honeywell Cycling Stamford CT
38 539 2:35:11 Ken Coleman Housatonic Wheel Club Sheffield MA
39 553 2:40:15 Vincent Moran Westwood Velo Hackensack NJ
40 565 2:57:14 James Woods Suffern NY
41 m45? 3:15:42 unknown rider
DQ 546 William Kleinmann cafeteros Stamford CT

Masters 55+ 44 miles 12 starters
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State
1 577 2:27:51 Allan Bates BCA/TOSK Pittsfield MA
2 588 2:28:22 Cleofus Price gs gotham Bronx NY
3 582 2:32:17 Stephen Geist Kissena Cycling Club Forest Hills NY
4 576 2:34:27 Horacio Ahumada CAFETEROS CYCLING CLUB White Plains NY
5 583 2:38:57 Donald Hard Summit Cyling Club Marlton NJ
6 580 2:43:49 Alfonso Favata favata’s table rocks tours & bicycle Kerhonkson NY
7 587 2:47:45 Steven Korff Kissena Brooklyn NY
8 578 2:55:10 Tom Bridges High Falls NY
9 579 3:00:48 Howard Darmstadter Connecticut Coast Cycling Stamford CT

Junior Boys 15-18 44 miles 3 starters
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State
1 594 2:21:28 Eli Mernit gs gotham/toga Bronx NY
2 593 2:21:36 Keane McCullum Team Placid Planet Plattsburgh NY
3 592 2:54:35 Theodore Heinz Baldwin NY

Junior Girls 15-18 30 miles 2 starters
Place Bib Time First Name Last Name Team City State
1 673 2:24:00 Jenna Gilbert Pawling Cycle Carmel NY

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Wheelsucker

Champion Systems is the best local team. They have the best
director, riders, and staff. They win the best races like the Governor’s Island Gran Prix. Someday, Ray Alba will be directing a team in the best race in France.

Wheelsucker

yes, and champion is killing empire, bike reg, ccb, and basically every other amateur team in the country in the NRC standings, too. it’s mostly because they have the optimal number of chefs.

Wheelsucker

Empire has too many chefs and no wait staff or dishwashers help help the chefs expedite their meals. The chefs better go hire some help.

Cat 4 squids need a serious slap down, they are too excitable

Wheelsucker

Does that make Mike Sherry the Maitre d’? Do I have to slip him the $20 to get a better table (i.e. allowed to ride in the break)?

They win the best races like the Governor's Island Gran Prix

I would love to know who thinks this is a big big big hard very hard race with 10,0000 climbing…please tell us dude?????

Wheelsucker

Aahhhhhh……….I think that might have been sacrasm. When Schmalz gets back he will clarify it for you. He’s an expert on foreshadowing and all things “writer like”. Until then, get a f***ing clue!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheelsucker

Tonight’s Cadence Tuesday Night Race Series race at Floyd Bennett will feature double points.

Looks like we might actually race tonight!

Charlie Issendorf
Race Director
Kissena Cycling Club

Wheelsucker

Racing In Europe — Cat 2 going over to Italy for 2 weeks…is there any chance I can get in a race or do I have to jump through a bunch of USA Cycling hoops…anyone know?

Wheelsucker

2 weeks isn’t enough time, even if you had a season you’d still get your ass handed to you. Plus to enter elite races you need to ride with an Italian team (or invited foreign team) unlike Belgium were you can race independently. In terms of USAC hoops you just need to get them to set you up with a UCI license and then you can find a team to ride with.

Better bet is to look for Granfondos to ride. They are the Italian equivalent of a cycle sportive ride and they are wicked fast, wicked competitive and wicked hard. Expect to see many ex-pros and various doped Belrussians riding for ‘prize’ money. Total frickin’ madness with the good ones having thousands of riders on the road for a minimum of 100 miles. Be prepared to be badly beaten on by Dutch cycle tourists who stop for smoke breaks at the top of any major climb.

Wheelsucker

I heard they are opening a restaurant called: The Two Mikes.
Something about karaoke and roller racing.
Ray Alba rules!

Wheelsucker

First hand based on not being able race elite in Italy without team affiliation a few years ago, would assume that the rules are the same a few years on.

So my comment on getting ass-handed would be second hand from a ex-teammates over the years who have ridden for Italian elite teams. From what they told me and when they compared to other European countries we raced elite together in, the racing is hard, as aggressive as Belgium but with typically shorter distances than France and smaller field sizes than either of the two afore-mentioned countries. So my comment wasn’t intended to be sarcastic and I certainly wasn’t passing judgement on another rider’s ability. In facts props for giving it a go but be prepared to struggle unless you’re gifted beyond mere mortals. It is hard to imagine 2 weeks being enough time to acclimatize to racing in a different country where the difficulty of the racing is guaranteed to be at a higher level than what you get stateside.

Granfondo comments are first hand. I’ve ridden a few and they are really nuts. Google a few and look at the names at the top of the results list, you’ll see plenty of ex-pros at the top. Obviously no doping controls at these so some of the names are disgraced heroes, some hasbeens, and some guys without contracts riding for the dough. That includes the travelling bands of crazed CIS riders who are truly riding for the money.

Anyway was just trying to be helpful. If you’ve got 2 weeks and want to race in Italy the path of least resistance is to go for some Granfondos in my opinion.

Good luck and have fun!

Wheelsucker

cool, thanks for the color. your descriptions make the typical fbf-SMASH-fest sound like childs play….

Wheelsucker

2:30–hilarious. just another joker whose only “racing” experience is limited to nyc races. do you ridicule from insecurity or just based on real racing that you’ve only read about online?

Wheelsucker

Cadence Tuesday Night Race Series
July 14, 2009
Brooklyn, NY
 
Pro/1-2-3
28 miles
54 starters

1. Euris Rafael Vidal Paulino (Champion System)
2. Amaury Perez (GS Mengoni)
3. Stalin Quiterio (Hot Dog Cycling)
4. Sal Scotto (GS Mengoni)
5. Juan Carlos Almonte (Dominican Republic)

SPRINT # 1 Presented by Lucarelli & Castaldi Attorneys At Law 

1. Vladimir Estevez (Champion System)
2. Neil Bezdek (GS Mengoni)
3. Erin Korff (CRCA/Axis)

SPRINT # 2 Presented by Lucarelli & Castaldi Attorneys At Law

1. Neil Bezdek (GS Mengoni)
2. Vladimir Estevez (Champion System) 
3. Johan Burrowes (WS United)
 
Category 3-4
23 miles
61 starters

1. Thomas Luzio (Deno’s Wonder Wheel)
2. Benjamin Woodbury (BVF)
3. Jon Orcutt (CRCA/Axis)
4. Scott Willingham (CRCA/Sanchez Houlihan-Lockey)
5. Alessandro Matteucci (BVF)

SPRINT # 1 Presented by Lucarelli & Castaldi Attorneys At Law

1. James Joseph (WS United)
2. Leszek Sniadowski (CRCA/Organic Athlete)
3. Jacek Lewandowski (CRCA/Western Union)

SPRINT # 2 Presented by Lucarelli & Castaldi Attorneys At Law

1. Alessandro Matteucci (BVF)
2. Vicotor Lopez Polonia (Innovation Bike)
3. Juan Elias Polanco (ASO Cipe)

Category 5
12 miles
22 starters

1. Michael Perlberg (Unatt)
2. Daniel Ronchvejee (Unatt)
3. Scott Savory (Unatt) 0:30:34
4. Jose Rosario (GS Gotham)
5. Ruben Osborne (Kissena)

Thanks to all the marshals, registration volunteers, pacers and officials!

Charlie Issendorf
Race Director
Kissena Cycling Club

Wheelsucker

Thanks for the edit results link. Very useful. I had scored a “bunnyhopped a small shrub on lap 4 and flatted” and just changed that to a W.

Wheelsucker

F the UCI license — It sounds like the GranFondo’s is the call. I have no aspirations of finishing anywhere but dead last. Literally going over with 3 kids, wife, and mother in law…and want to at least mix up riding alone everyday with something competitive – just so I can check it off the “bucket list”

Wheelsucker

Lived in Rome for 3 years and have done my share of Granfondo. You don’t need the UCI license, but you will want to bring along sort of ID with a photo with your USCF license or tape a photo on the back of your USCF license.

Winning Time handles a lot of the Gran Fondo so that’s a good site to check out: http://www.winningtime.it/WTGare/template_view/HomeGare.aspx. You’ll want Ciclismo and Calendario if you can’t read Italian.

Ciclismo has a calendar as well. Click on the region where you are going and you’ll get some information on what races are on: http://www.ciclismo.it/edisport/ciclismo/Notizie.nsf/AllDocID/I6DAA3BB07BEFACF1C125754E0049DAE3?OpenDocument

They typically take place on Sundays.

And you will get your a$$ handed to you pretty much no matter who you are.

Wheelsucker

Thanks that information is really helpfull – the calendars and such — appreciate it.

Completely ready to get my ass handed to me – BB

Wheelsucker

This one is perfect – date I am there, and close by to where I am staying…only issue is it is vintage bikes, and bringing a 2nd bike is a pain.

Anybody do this race ever? Reviews?

Wheelsucker

Too bad on the Eroica. Last year it was open to both historic bikes and modern machines. They’ve got a new one that ran on June 28th, Chianti Classico, open to modern bikes. Bummer because the riding looks unfriggin’ believable. You could just download the map and hammer it out yourself.

Patrick

A guy I know used to go over to Italy every year and enter a few races thru this outfit.

http://www.veloveneto.com/racing.html

I seem to recall him saying that in order to race you had to be a member of a “club” that had gone thru all the red tape involved with licensing and affiliations etc. This group maintained such a club for the benefit of their clients who wished to race while on vacation. If nothing else, I’m sure they’d be able to give you accurate and up-to-date information on what is required to enter a race in Italy as a tourist.

Wheelsucker

Thanks for that site…I am going to inquire.

And I think I might just have to poach the Eroica ride on my modern bike….and I am hoping there are some festivities in Gaiole post ride. I have two missions for this trip…ride a lot, and drink a lot of red wine.

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