Hangover 5/23/2011

by schmalz

We’re still here

The weekend came and went without any fire from above or glorious ascensions skyward, so let’s get back to our normal routine by posting the glories of tightly clothed persons in public places.

At the CRCA race on Saturday, Greg Olsen of Jonathan Adler Racing won the A race in a late break. Kristin Lotitio of Houlihan-Lokey/Sanchez won the women’s race. Ryan McGarrity of Siggi’s/NYVelocity won the B race in a field sprint. John Blake of Foundation won the C race. Full results are here.

Thursday night’s FBF results aren’t posted but a little birdie (who knows how to email) told me that Ariel Mendez of Breakaway Couriers won the 1/2/3 race and Sam Salisbury, also of Breakaway won the 3/4 race.

The Tour de Syracuse results are going up, so check here for the final tallies.

The Tour de Parc results haven’t been posted yet, but I’m sure they’re forthcoming.

And finally, here’s the results from Saturday’s Race For the Wine.

Race For the Wine presented by Cycles Gladiator
May 21, 2011
Brooklyn NY
 
Pro/1-2 and Cat Handicap Race
50 miles
 
1. Brian Breach (GS Mengoni)
2. Jermaine Burrowes (WS United)
3. Benjamin Woodbury (GS Mengoni)
4. Augusto Sanchez (GS Mengoni)
5. Paul Chooweenam (Team Alanis)
6. Anthony Lowe (CRCA/Die Hard)
7. Rodney Santiago (Champion System Racing)
8. Stalin Quiterio (JV Racing)
9. Nikolai Masluk (Team Metra/Cycles 54)
10. Thomas Bencivengo (WS United)
 
Category 4
27 miles
 
1. John Anthony (CRCA.Eastern Mountain Sports)
2. John Malcomson (Kissena)
3. Omir Roden (Bicycle Depot)
4. Joseph Mueller (Kissena)
5. Alfonso Torres (Team Mexico)
 
Category 5
12 miles
 
1. David Vollback (kissena)
2. Bryan Quinn (CRCA)
3. Phil Morgan (Speedwell Racing)
4. Noel  Flynn (CRCA/Asphalt Green)
5.  Tristan Orford (CRCA/Siggi’s/NYVelocity)

55 Comments

Yanis Fork

Do tell what he did please? The CRCA website makes his DQ seem really interesting. I’ve long considered him to be not just a douche of the highest caliber but also a rude asshole. Can’t wait to hear what he did. Thanks

Raphael Headbadge

All I know is that it was preceded by a lot of yelling and screaming after the finish

Ken Harris

The douche of the highest caliber is the the mangina who doesn’t sign his name. Taylor did fine work for the Club when he served on the board, what have you done for local cycling Mr Fork?

Douchey Douche

I thought the point of the internet was that you can call people douches anonymously…

Yanis Rubber Hood

I know that we cat5’s don’t get alot of props, but the race at Cedar Creek on Sunday was well ridden by eveyone and very fast.
Whoever that kid in from NYC Velocity on the black Specialized, he is strong and can lead out with power for a long time nice job. Back to your regular scheduled bashing.

Large Marge

You shall get nothing and like it. Your the cycling equivalent of a gold fish. Just swim around your little bowl for awhile and hope you don’t get eaten by a pirhanna like David Taylor.

Paolo Swage

Dude?!

“Dangerous rider, Abuse – disrespectful conduct, abusive language, physical assault”

It’s a CRCA club race. Take it easy.

Valentin Ziptie

Gee, in my experience, most of the best riders are basically good dudes, helpful and willing to serve the club, and even fun to hang out with here and there. Of course, when you get them on a bike, they turn into competitive monsters, which is the nature of the sport I think. So, maybe he was Mr. Douchey McDouche the other day at the race, but its to be expected, people! See, its all about expectations…

Gny. Sgt. Hartman

You guys are the equivalent of the Pvt. Pyle character in “Full Metal Jacket.”

Noa Lube

tour de parc was fun, despite the bleak weather…nice to race without constantly watching the road surface too.

Charlie I.

Tour de Parc
May 22, 2011
Wantagh, NY

Pro/1-2-3
35 miles

1. Zoltan Tisza (Champion System Racing)
2. Greg Olsen (CRCA./Adler Racing)
3. Benjamin Woodbury (GS Mengoni)
4. Jeff Cline (CRCA/Axis)
5. (tie) Brian Breach (GS Mengoni)
5. (tie) Igor Volshteyn (CRCA/Adler Racing)
7. Scott Savory (GS Mengoni)
8. Wilson Vasquez (GS Mengoni)
9. Sergio Atocha (Champion System Racing)
10. Paul Chooweenam (Team Alanis)

Women
25 miles

1. Ann Marie Miller (CRCA)
2. Raquel Miller (CRCA/Houlihan-Lokey Sanchez)
3. Kristin Lotito (CRCA/Houlihan-Lokey Sanchez)
4. Caryl Gale (Deno’s Wonder Wheel)
5. Beth Renner (CRCA/NYVelocity Women’s Racing Team)
6. Britlee Bowman (CRCA/NYVelocity Women’s Racing Team)
7. Cheryl Wolf (Team Rockstar Games/Signature Cycles)
8. Jacqueline Pacell (Unatt)
9. Siri Hildonen (Stage 1 / fusionThink)
10. Mackenzie (Landers NYC Velocity)

Category 4
25 miles

1. Samuel Salisbury (CRCA/Breakaway Courier Systems)
2. Antonio Munoz (CRCA/Foundation)
3. Ted Horwitz (Cosmic)
4. Christopher Shea (CRCA/siggi’s/NYVelocity)
5. Bryan Fried (CRCA / Teany Cycling)
6. Kyle Herlihy (Connecticut Coast Cycling)
7. Spencer Gilbert (CRCA/Eastern Mountain Sports)
8. Carl Nelson (Kissena)
9. Nick Alutin (Westwood Velo)
10. Colin Hansel (Unatt)

Masters 35+
25 miles

1. Jeff Cline (CRCA/Axis)
2. Jan Micko (Kissena)
3. Paul Carbonara (CRCA/Axis)
4. Lawrence Uhrlass (GBSC)
5. Pascal Sauvayre (CRCA/BH-Garneau
6. Scott Glenney (Berlin Bicycle)
7. Peter Baimonte (BVF)
8. Haig Moreno (Deno’s Wonder Wheel)
9. Brian Wolf (Team Rockstar Games/Signature Cycles)
10. Ian Farrar (Vibrant Health)

Masters 45+
25 miles

1. Thomas Cippolla (EECT/Kreb Cycle)
2. Eutimio Quitero (CRCA/Foundation)
3. Paul Carbonara (CRCA/Axis)
4. Jan Micko (Kissena)
5. Kurt Gustafsson (CRCA/Axis)
6. Doug O’Neil (Deno’s Wonder Wheel)
7. Scott Hodder (Team Rockstar Games/Signature Cycles)
8. Rick Spear (TargetTraining)
9. Lance Sniadowski (CRCA/Organic Athlete)
10. Joseph Zappa (Colavita Racing)

Category 5
10 miles

1. Toby Ring (Livinston Cycling)
2. Dan Aviles (Mineola Bicycle)
3. Greg Defiore (Halter’s Cycles)
4. John Wolkiewicz (Unatt)
5. Raul Castano (Unatt)
6. Christopher Drinkwater (shelter island bike club)
7. Brian Quinn (CRCA)
8. Joji Matsushima (Unatt)
9. Samuel Terres (Unatt)
10. Tristan Orford (CRCA/siggi’s/NYVelocity)

Thanks to officials, pacers and registration volunteers!

Charlie Issendorf
Race Director
Kissena Cycling Club

Tank Kevlar

Mengoni did not ride a smart race. Ben woodbury in a 4 man break – 7 riders in the field. Never organized a chase. Why not?

Raphael Headbadge

Then he won’t be able to complain about it being “too easy” – or maybe he will???

Yann Plug

To reinforce Mississippi river levees with all of his bags of sand. What is that, three CRCA races and three or four prospect park races in a row? Upgrade already so we can start complaining about the next sandbagger.

Provenzano Kevlar

There were 3 Adler’s and 8 Mengoni’s in the field and Adler gets 2 of the top 5 places…hummm

Marchionne Kevlar

Just so we’re clear, that break survived entirely because of Mengoni. It had nothing to do with Adler or ChampSys. Mengoni shut down an aggressive field only let their own teammates up the road.

Whether or not Ben Woodbury in a break with Tisza and Olsen is a good idea is a different question…

Al Capone

Don’t you know a combine when you see one? Champion System “home” race, Mengoni is sponsored by Champion…

Victor

I will do my best to avoid showing photos of the same riders doing the same turn 10 times or more…..:)

Schiatuzzo Locknut

You guys need to punish DA appropriately for wearing his arm warmers on the wrong arms. Dan, surely he is mocking your kit design talents!

Eddie Headset

…Breach. He’s living proof that NYC cycling is a very good thing: strong, active, modest, and a team player.

sven nys

i don’t buy it. he could be a stellar guy for all i know, but the “one apple –> the whole bunch” thing only works for BAD apples.

unless…

jesus christ to mengoni?

Diego Drainhole

there are lots of good apples…Brian definitely being one of them… ok a few dooshes but not that many.

actually some of the more interesting/least one-dimensional people i’ve met in my long time in NYC have been through the NYC racing scene.

Helmut Gescheint

Agreed – a strong man and he keeps that kit clean. But he needs a better name. Sounds like he is going backwards.

“Lance Armstrong” is a shining example. Something aggressive and manly. By the way, is anyone so dumb as to still think that is a real name? Just like Hulk Hogan or Randy Savage, right? And the moon landing happened – yeah, that was amazing!

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