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Here diz, calling out! Ali G Inda Beez race

Dis race wus mad slow, if it wasn’t for dat geezer Dmitri Wilkins, Merrill Lynch, we all coulda all been pozin at Jim Boyd’s new Bench, much respect JBoyd!

Dimitri attacked on da flat, da hilz, da downhilz even, respeck! it wuz mad crazy. Setanta Yorkie Francisco joined him bout half way an it wuz like Segal an DMX in dat movie wit geezers strung out single file and bangers fallin off like Tupac and Biggie.

But da Irish Omally, (VC tours) chased him down like he told him iz Julie was a slag, over an over Dmiitri went and dat Irish chased him like a bear . They waz cat and mouse, till no one attacked and den da sprinterz had that day.

So da Merrill Lynch tribe went to da front once again to set thosz boyz up at the base of the Paw. but Velo Classic Tours was quick to be on em – like Marc Anthony on J-Lo. So dat Irishmanz homeboy – Porter “Cat Paw-tacchi ” Fulmer was da silent assasin passin all like Da Olsen Twins Pass on Lunch. representin’ big time just like he called it on the message board dat night before.

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Bigupyaself Porter!. An Maximum respect Hannah, of da “Long Pullz”, Long (Metro) Tatsuto (Strictly Bicycles), where have you been Homie? and Tim Nilson (ML) on second.

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