I’m here, I’m queer let’s watch a bike race.

Very happy I spent 30 bucks this morning on something that’s not working.

I think we are all screwed live coverage has been pushed back till noon easstern time for the world cup.

schmalz , I have one thing to say to you and any tt riders out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEhI7EfGPNc

I like how LA says "I’m going to bite my tounge on that" If you say that into a camera, do you didn’t bite your tounge.

I found a photo of balan before racing.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071121062327/muppet/images/5/50/Janice-MuppetsTV.png

I feel like a 007 villian is doing the voice over for the intro.

It’s also safe to say they can’t get a job doing anything else.

When I was on slipstream with allen, I like to introduce him like this. "Allen in a doctor, but not the kind that can help you"

Holland is also knows for dams, red lights and smoke.

Did phil just say he’s trying to get his money back?

Maybe it’s lack of motivation.

"speaking of anger" ewww

Nice attempt at humor there paul

Floyds camp’s new theme song    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAFAcpuXbwE

Mr pate is not at the tour this year. He’s consoling himself with mtbing and beer drinking. And getting paid for it. poor bastard.

The world cup is not only ruining the tour, it’s also messing with twitter.

who wants to kiss that guy?

I see body gaurds

I don’t see anyone beeting Tony martin today. Unless Fabs can use his motor bike (I KID, I KID)

Grown men look Jens as if he was a teenage girl. "oh is she great? she’s so smart and outgoing! I bet she’s great to hang out with"

BLOW THE BRIDGE!

Can’t tell if Jens is taking it easy or its just really bad out there.

 yeah, I think the course is fucked

cycling isn’t that funny

Toto and dave mc’ cook. They didn’t like each other that much.Which is funny because I don’t think anyone like the 2 of them. So basically the 2 most unliked guys in the pack really hated each other. And they would meet every year at the philly week races. IToto had a habit of racing with his helmet chin strap, behind his neck.  Mc’cook cracked one day and took toto’s helmet off at tossed it to the side of the road during the race. Toto had to stop in the middle of the race and pick up his helmet. But the next day toto saw dave and they had a little east side story fight on the bike path. But in this east side story, both teams lets them fight because we were sick of both of them.

 Glad I paid 30 bucks so I dont have to watch commericals like the rest of you savages

I love when they run out of shit to say

boom boom pow

Lance is warming up, in his ipod? "wsj  podcast and floyd voicemails"

tony martin still way out front. Gerriant thomas in second. Cav on the road.

levy is in 3rd.

Tyler f put himself in a great position to get yellow.

Millar has a really cool wind trainer.

schmalz man crush is on the road. With a strange skinsuit.

Millar is taking risk on the turns

Dear specialized, we need you to spend cold hard cash to get the bike more aero. But dont worry I’m still going to race with my chain hanging out. Thanks, F schleck

Dave millar, only 3 sec down at the half way check

Love how cav made sure to show everyone he wasnt trying. Cyclist are not actors. Yeah dude we get it, you didn’t try.

Gesink has to be the skinniest robert ever. I don’t know a skinny robert.

Martin stays alive.

Andy has is helmet on while ridding the trainer. That last crash really spooked him.

I should go to vegas. oh wait, no.

man is the boat? no bear in the boat

skinny robert in 37th place

carlos is not going fast.

roman killun is now ridding for liquigas

Set the race on fire? kinda harsh eh paul?

janez looks like he’s going to pass out

monfort? whats a but phore?

I hope schancez dosent fall. He would get dirty. He would be a…

I liked cadel. He seems like he would be the frind that blows up and knifes a drifter. Which is always a blast.

Sammy better not fall either,,,remember that old gag?

the course is drying up.

lance pants is on his way to the start

flecha is taking time off from being a starship trooper to race today

solid ride for cadel, no dog punting for him today

Ablert is off

Fabs is racing to beat the schlecks or as he calls them "the new bosses"

wow, phil "YESSS!!!"

best time for fabs at half way

tony looks like he’s about to cry

fuck these guys are going fast

phil has the vapors

X ray!! I saw him push a button!

thats all the guys in, Fabs rules. Lance is best of all the GC favorites. Which to be honest is a suprise and isn’t all at the same time. Thats right fols, I play both sides of this fence. If you have questions for me twatter my twipper at twitter.com/michael_creed