VDV coming this December!
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We’re bereft of ideas, so we’re asking for your help. We have a roller party coming up in December, and we need a catchy name for it. Here’s the details:
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Date: 12/9
Location: Irish Rogue, 356 West 44th Street
Special Guest: Christian VandeVelde
Sponsor: Pacifico beer
The Cause: A benefit for the CRCA junior program
Names we’ve rejected: Goin’ Rogue, Rogue Nation, The Bailout
What we’d like: A name that makes it clear it’s a roller race while still being cute and clever (like Schmalz), one that lends itself to a Toto poster.
What you get: A free entry to the party
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Give us your ideas!
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Oh I dont have a suggestion yet. I just wanted to be firts on something
Cheers
MQ
firts yeah boii!!!!
roll-a-doobie
Terrific Annual Roller Party – TARP for short. Its gonna cost ya!!!
If you wanna collect you better sign your suggestions.
I don’t have an idea for a name. But if it would possible to have a camera on the races on the TV sets, so folks in the back could see what the F is going on.
We’ll lay out the rollers in a better way for viewing. Will probably also have 2 categories so locals won’t get crushed by t-town guys.
Velocity Roll
Hmmm kinda sounds like sushi…
(roller racing!!!!! one more thing Sarah Paling doesn’t know anything about.)
I know its long, but hey I think it could be catchy
Andy did I win? free entry yeah suckas
Cheers
MQ
Toto is racing down a stock chart from Dow 14000 to 5000 on his tricycle with money bags on the back when he hits a bump and flies into the air landing on his head and cracking open his helmet which turns out to be filled with egg yolk. Disturbing? Who said comedy was pretty photo-shop boys?
Terrific Annual Roller Party – TARP for short. Its gonna cost ya!!!
Rolling Wheely Fast
“Roller Derby”
Alternatively,
“Roll to this Joint!” NYVC’s annual spinning charity
“NYVC: All Spin Zone!” With Christian VDV and Bill O’Reilly
-Spartacus
Ham and Cheese on Rollers: a Feast for the CRCA Junior Squad!
–Frank Perdue
Rock-n-Roll?
“Spin City.” Model flyer on Frank Miller’s Sin City. (Search Google images for PG-13 to NC-17 ideas.)
how about “Spinning at High NYVelocity?”
Not that we’re high….but you get the idea….
Rollerbama
roll your own. visual riff on the zig zag label
Spinocity
TM
Or get a real sponsor and call it “(sponsor’s name here)-Rolls”
Is Pacifico giving away free beer not good enough for you?
How about “Rolling Over Unhelpful Wheelsuckers Who Don’t Contribute Anything to Society and Take Up Precious Air and Bandwidth?”
Poster: Toto as Jesus Quintana
Tagline: “That creep can roll, man.”
Hook: Free white russian for anyone coming in costume. X2 if you wear a pair of jellies.
That’s Gold!!
and show vandevelde’s head getting twisted in a clothes washing machine.
There is a lot of ham and eggs in the CRCA — how bout you invite these girls Andy:
http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/bombshells/
this time we will really try to help the juniors roller race…
rollericious
The CVDV is awesome Roller Race party
(Hit the)…Deck the Roll…ers with Bars of Folly!
or, Beer to Benefit Snotty Undeserving Kids…
Will there be missile (camel) toe for lusty labia majorum saliva pervs???
(undescernable ramblings…vapoirzer…)
(high pitched) PACIFICOOOOOO!!!!
(bong hit category) Ready! Toke! Hold It! Race!
(beer bong category) Race! then drink from funnel! Go Go Go…
(oral while racing category) who ever comes first wins!
ok I’ll stop now…
time for mac-n-palin-cheese
DNF
Have VDV on a poster wearing a bandana like Tupac…”Picture Me Rollin”
rollin’ for dough for kids in hell…’s kitchen
and use a video game rendition of toto & VDV. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Thunder_(arcade_game)
maybe this is unintended irony, but why is there an ad for the “rolling machine” from smokingsmart.com on here? look at the box on the right of this webpage, some sort of google ad.
it must key in to the words “roller” on this webpage and fills its little ad box with whatever is related to “rolling” or “roller” or whatever.
that’s creepy.
Toto, Christian Vande Velde, The Amazon and Angelfood McSpade are playing twister. The Amazon calls “Left foot red!”. Angelfood McSpade calls “Right hand blue!” Toto and Christian poke their heads out from between the women’s thighs both reaching for the spinner and yelling “My Spin!”
Pacifico Bicycle Roller Races for Junior Racers Benefit, or the “PBRR for JRB” sung to Jingle Bells!
Pa ci fi co, Bi cyc le
Rol ler Ra ces,
for Junior Racers Benefit,
Oh What Fun It Is To Ride
on a Fixed Gear Open Sleigh!!!
humbly submitted
ROLLER RACE FOR A BETTER PLACE
choose that shit, schmalz!!
prom a previous junior member!
or…
roller race to improve your pace!
with illustration of VDV as Batman, schmalz as Robin and Andy as the Joker.
McSpinnigan’s
Roll Out The Barrel. Toto wearing lederhosen playing the accordion. Polka theme, goes with beer.
Hell’s Kitchen Casino
da ayatollah of da rolla
Rollabration or the reality……….Rollabrasion!
Skip
how would one go about getting an invite to this extravaganza if she can’t come up with a snappy name?
Maggie
http://www.christianvandeveldefanclub.com
hell, you don’t need an invite mr backstedt!
hold the mayo and pass the cosmic awareness!
setup
warmup
racing
format
drunk
high
sex
sleep
show up and pay $20 – which goes to the CRCA juniors fund
i am a junior- do i get a reduced price?
Juniors get in free but have to help out.
A quel’heure?
Twirl ’til you Hurl
Sit on it & Rotate
2 rollers 1 toto
My Other Bike’s a Martini
Detroit can Lick my Chamois
Chamois with your Shandy?
Please play good music like Paula Abdul and Ace of Base!
Fill
rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ on ma rolleeeerz
young fierce rollersomatic
” Watts for Tots”
A benefit for the CRCA junior program
-Al Poblacion
Crank Paulson and the Young-Adult Roller-race Relief Program — here are two ideas although not great
I would like to show up on time. or at least when does the free beer begin?
Tak