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So after last week’s old TV-o-rama, we may want to delve into what the hell happened to the USPRO Race? Now in Greenville! Can anyone put on a permanent race in the US? But who are we kidding, we’re just going to jump right into the Sweathogs…
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mmm-kay, I’m here, ready to interview myself if the need arises…
My influences are Winogrand, Upton, and of course, Chekhov.
and turn-ons?
Schmalz, of course.
That should go w/o saying…
So it looks like Philly’s done
The company that runs the race, Threshold, is in trouble in San Fran also. Owing money and such.
I’ve been taking ambien and greenies all morning. The static electricity in my apartment in now strong enough to power my iPod.
Why is it so hard to put on races in the US?
Aren’t greenies for doggies?
Dogs? No wonder I keep trying to lick myself!
Dogs? No wonder I keep trying to lick myself!
Dogs? No wonder I keep trying to lick myself!
Dog drugs are best, flea dips are a great ice breaker
The big Turkey race is tomorrow? Does anyone care? I’ll just be glad to be out of the house.
Some people more than others
Man Chris, yuou really like to lick yourself
Don’t make me interview myself…
Licking ourselves is what separates us from the animals
Oh…THOSE greenies….
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But my breath is minty fresh nonetheless (mostly form all the mojitos)
Who wouldn’t lick himself?
OK, hailing from the midwest, I’ve not a lot of mixed drink experience. What exactly is a mojito?
I’ve mixed Old Style and PBR…
mint, rum, other delicious stuff
Oh…THOSE greenies….
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But my breath is minty fresh nonetheless (mostly form all the mojitos)
heady cocktail comes to mind
That sound like a sissy drink, give me a Harvey Wallbanger anyday…
A mojito is a mint julep for heterosexuals
Do you guys follow the Euro x-cross. Page got 14th in a big race. He has turned himself in to a star
I had a lychee mojito. Lychee anything is the new thing.
by x-cross, i meant cyclecross
I don’t follow Euro cross or even US for that matter, do they televise that stuff?
Licking the animals is what separates us from our wives
by x-cross, i meant cyclecross
by separate do you mean divorce
Hey Baldwin, where did you get those green knickers?
chug a “beast” while chewing wrigley’s spearmint: midwest mojito.
After skimming the blog last night I think Jon might be right
hey schmalz, why don’t you bite me?
I thought they would match the paint job on my bike when I bought it. Frikkin’ catalogues….
pronounced mo-gee-tow in the midwest
I need clarification on the “italian Pursuit”
The most important thing in cycling equipment is that it matches…
I’m lost.
…my butt
Lost? How?
This isn’t “firing line”
I’m ok now after the butt comment.
I was the first to go colo/rectal again
OK, anyone else bummed about USPRO not being in Philly anymore?
I think it should have been left alone, I didn’t see a problem having euros in the US champ race
The depth chart shows no trace of butt in these waters…we must be off course.
Philly is going to die, I think
Judgemental call. Chris referred to licking himself, but you could argue only those with dirty minds would infer any licking down south.
Sounds like Threshold (who owns Philly and San Fran) is in trouble.
Where else would you lick?
About philly, I fear you might be right,you take awaysome of the crazy chemistry that made that race so exciting, it’s left in diminished form, everyone will just compare it to “how cool it used to be”
Threshold is just now paying the Philly Prize money
Isn’t there an effort to make the Feb. “Tour of CA” a UCI event. Could this be a replacement for US Pro?
Anyone remember the Tour de Trump?
For the record, I did not actually lick myself. I merely stated I kept TRYING to lick myself. Big difference. Ask any judge in Montana.
Tour of Cali is in February. USRO will be in Greenville
No licking allowed in Montana
Trump=Philly
Wow that’s a depressing comparison.
Tour of Cali has YEARS to go before it stands a chance of being Pro Tour worthy.
Philly was the closest thing we had to a race worthy ot Pro Tour status.
in 1990 the trump tour had a Central Park stage
in 1990 the trump tour had a Central Park stage
Who here’s been to the Philly race?
The Pro Tour races aren’t all that impressive, even World Cup races like Amstel or Hew Cycling calssics weren;t that old
How did Trump get involved in cycling? Did someone bump into him in the park?
The Cali Tour is problematic for scheduling. Teams will race Tour Down Under in January, Langkawi or Qatar in early February and then Cali at the end of the month. Then they need to roll into Paris-Nice. Guys could actually be fried before the classics even begin.
Me, once, in the 90’s before I had a clue or owned a bike. I was fat and disinterested but I was in Grad school in Philly, so we went
Does Cali have UCI points?
It would be an easier trip for some teams to get UCI points. Easiier that going to Langkawi or Qatar. Plus you’d get to see Belgians try to surf! And ask where is the “OC”?
The crowds are so big and raucous at Philly it’s hard to believe the sport isn’t bigger here.
Dunno about Cali’s UCI status.
The only cool thing to come of the whole Philly mess is that there will be a USPRO TT championship as well.
C’mon Andy, you can do it!
I’m tpynig rlealy prlooey tadoy
it probably will have uci points. but it would be cool if it was in the protour. or a worldcup race
I know – Philly is the only race in the US with any long term mojo…
If the teams split their squads thats one thing…the hard thing to split is the budget for flying from Aussie to Malaysia to California and then to Europe, not to mention the physical toll so much long-distance travel
The Protour killed the World Cup
That may be the only TT I get to do next year. Anyone have word on the park?
I think Cali will just take teams away from the other races. It’s easiier to travel to the US
No offense to Chris Wherry (maybe a little), but I’m thinking a multi-stage race in February would be ideal for Hincapie, Leipheimer Julich, Landis, Horner et al to show their fitness before the Europe season and bring more crowds and interest to US Cycling.
Andy – what about the park?
I just mean it would be cool if it was a bigtime race not just a cool vacation for the euro teams
Just wondering if there’ll be TT’s in the park next year for us girlie men.
And how does CA compare to France in size geography wise?
Faber, great idea. if it was on TV (am i crazy?) it would help the sponsers and be a perfect tune up for the classics
TT’s? Shouldn’t you be walking your poodle?
It’s going to be on ESPN2 nightly, and my guess as to the commentators is that they will try to poach Sherwen and Liggett, thinking that what is familiar is necessariy good. It’s olympic time, though, so chances are it may fade when up against figure skating
CA better be televised! They televise police chases out there for crying out load!
I’d love to know about the TT’s as well. They were my favorite part of CRCA racing, Despite my dog-slow performances. But I imagine the we’ll get the same deafening silence on any inquiries in that direction.
It’s illegal to broadcast bike races in the US w/o Liggett and Sherwin.
ESPN2! I wonder how long the coverage will be? Someone get Tesch on the line!
Or fail to show wine, cheese and sunflowers as the p-loton rides by
I heard they were thinking about moving the TTs to Randalls island
If they move the TTs, what will happen to the guys who can ride CP with their eyes closed?
Is there any actual topography on Randall’s Island? Or is it just a pancake in the river?
is there even a road?
An hour isn’t bad, at least they won’t have to do stupid “regional explorations” on the CA countryside.
mmmm…pancakes!
the island would be a very fast course. making aero equipment even more important
wll they hire Kirsten Gum?
So the wealthiest racer wins! I love TTs!
there is a road around the outside
Any course that favors buying of equipment is for me.
The downside is that an hour is really only 44 minutes. Take out bumpers, intros, outros, hand-offs to field correspondents, podium shots, reaction interviews and such, and what you’ll have is about 7 minutes of actual racing. But the graphics will be cool. …I hear they’re using Google Earth!
I think they’re talking to Tara Reid
Just ’cause your priorities are all screwed up…
get her drunk every night and the ratings will go thru the roof
I’d like to see Davis Phinney and Robin Williams. One guy has Parkinson’s and can’t speak, the other Tourette’s and can’t shut up.
Smilie sai something to me about one of the Concervancy’s concerns had something to do with the relative lack of control of full aero rigs compared to regular bikes.
If that is true, maybe we have the first MANDATORY FULL CANNIBAL CRCA TT. That would be fun, but would suck for all those guys who dropped a year’s tuition money on fancy TT bikes. (Sorry Andy)
What I never get about cycling coverage is why they don’t just split screen the fluff stuff with the race? i don’t need a whole screen of Carmichael explaining a squat thrust.
I haven’t been funny siince I quit coke
Your’e not crazy Tom. The future sponsors bike companies, aftermarket, clothing and nutrition co’s are the real crazy ones for not jumping on this. ESPN would help. But it wouldn’t be the same without Liggett understated pronoucements like “Commesso is in spot of bother”.
Any more team transfer rumors this week?
Is remax adding anyone? will merrill be around next year? (i only ask that becuase they are starting a new team and I didn’t know if that would replace the old one.)
Yeah, YOU don’t need the explanation…but President Bush does, and they say he never missed a minute of this year’s Tour.
as long as theydon’t hire our local hero to call it
I say no TV for President’s with wars going on…
Robin, that’s not true. You were hilarious in that one holocaust movie you did.
The nyvc team and the Merrill team are wholly separate entities.
no pretzels, either. actually, more pretzels. lots and lots of pretzels.
For example, the Merrill team has a certain wiseass.
Who? JP?
oh, okay, then they both will be around next year, got it.
Isn’t there a new team called Adler? Didn’t I hear that last night with O’Malley.
*s*l*ss
Jay Fitzgerald’s team, Adler. O’Malley and some Skyliners are on it.
Is skyline going to be around? their website doesn’t work anymore.
I think skyline is no longer
Yep, Skyline is no longer.
Aqua de Vida por el Queso Grande!
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Interviewing myself in 5..4..3..2..
Schmalz in pastel next year? During the races, I mean. I really don’t care what you wear around the house after….
Entertainment News and Gossip!!
Around the house I prefer a smoking jacket with chain mail and a horned cod piece
I’m assuming Chekhov was one of your influences?
I think he’s definitely on the sauce again. Question is: Does Bush like mojitos?
Can we make a deal to ride the turkey race at about 16 mph.
Bush is a pink slipper fan for sure, or maybe a nice wine cooler
No deal, I am attacking off the line and everytime you catch me
Corned Hod Piece? Isn’t that what vegan Irish eat on St. Patrick’s Day?
I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure he pronounces it mogeetoes
There’s always someone who will want to race the Turkey, Ken are you listening?
Dude, it’s gonna be like 25 degrees in the morning, and my kid gave me a lovely cold and sore throat. I say we ride the Turkey Race directly to the nearest Starbucks and just sit back. I’ll buy the first round.
I could see Bush with one of those foul Jager concoctions called ‘Viking Toothbrush’ or some such sort.
But he speaks Spanish, right? I mean, what about that long conversation he and Zumo Chavez had?
or a “Gorilla Fart”
Have we averted another self interview for a week?
No interview – the Gorilla Fart saved us.
Spiraling out of control. Must think of interesting cycling topic before someone says “Baywatch”…
This has been cathartic
Hasselhoff!!!
Schmalz- how do you stay so damn thin and sexy?
Next week—-Chico and the Man—discuss!
OK, is that it? We’re out? See you all freezing in the Park…
Why mogeetoes and Gorilla Farts, of course.
sexy!
Bye
Andy, you’ve got skills. Thanks for that.
Look at my monstrous head!!