Don’t worry, don’t worry. Mr “I don’t care about local racing because I have a seat post up my ass” Schmalz is not filling in again this weekend. You guys only had to put up with him for one post, I’ve got to deal with him harassing me all week about tire pressure (between 20 and 300 psi), tabata frequency (never) and poop (yes please) questions. Fear not, I have returned to detail the circular dalliances you can choose or choose not to participate in this weekend, as well as trouble your eyes with embedded moving images. You are welcome, NYC. I will be here all weekend…

On Sat, there is the age, category and gender restricted race for the R&A Cycles Series in PP. If you are in the mood or don’t fall into any of the lucky picks for PP, you can travel to southern NJ and do the Bob Riccio Memorial Tour de Pitman.

Sun brings fun up north(ish) with the The Fourth Annual White Plains Downtown Criterium or again, if that doesn’t seem close or intriguing enough, southern NJ has the answer with the Historic Riverton Criterium.

Thank you, internetz…