This weekend, there were overgrown men beating each other up with their fists in a ring for millions of dollars and then there was us, trying to beat each other up on bikes in public parks for many tens of dollars. Totally similar.

On Sat, Chase Goldstein of the Weather Channel was able to swallow the most vomit and won the A race, Jessica Meany of Stans NoTubes won the W race, Michael Straw of Lucarelli & Castaldi won the B race, John Tattersall of Team Village won the C race and Natalie Tapias of CityMD racing won the W4 race. Partial results here. At that other park, Baris Aytan of CRCA/e2Value won the P/1/2/3 race, Neil Isola pipped a celebrating Josh Hartman at the line to win the 4 race and Daniel Perez won the 5 race. Full results here.

On Sun, there were many different fields of young and old at the 2015 Old fart/Young whippersnapper Crit championship. You may peruse them all here, as I am way too lazy to go through that many fields for one race. No results yet for Lime Rock or the last race of the Lucarelli & Castaldi 6 days of Kissena.