From the team email post-Battenkill

Pressure!

It’s with a heavy heart and a kicked dog (just kidding, I didn’t kick my dog, I don’t have a dog—dogs require walking—bike racers don’t walk) that I write my Battenkill recap. Before I get to the dirty details, I should start with a little bit of background.

I registered at midnight on the day registration opened to make sure I got a spot, little did I know that I would be put into the cat 4X “pool of death”. I appreciate that Dieter tries to put teammates together, but I was more concerned about the guys who we were put up against. As we were lining up for the race, I heard that we would be racing against a former German Grass Criterium Champ. I’m not sure how the categorization process works at USA cycling, but placing a stud like that in a field with developing cat 4s like us seems really unfair. I don’t think the guy placed but, I’m sure I saw him near the front killing it in the section that were most grass-like. That guy should be at least a cat two. I’m working on an email for our district representative, so I’ll let you know how that progresses.

Although I did have a killer location for my “Holiday Van” hotel room, I found myself getting a little too cold in the night leading up to the race, and this led to some tossing and turning. My host family’s teenaged son also had a job delivering pizzas, so he would come home after his shift at night and wake me up when he pulled into the driveway. If I go back next year, I may have to pay him to not work on the week leading up to Battenkill. It may seem like a waste of money, but these are the details that help win races.

Speaking of details, I thought that I had nailed my tire pressure choice for the day. The barometer on my iPhone indicated that I should inflate my tires to 88.75 PSI (this is where tubulars come in really handy, if you’re not racing with tubulars, you’re at a BIG disadvantage). So I pumped up my tires to 88.75 in the rear and 87.5 in the front, because I like to feel the extra suppleness that having 1.25 less PSI in the front gets you, in hindsight, this may have been a big mistake.

We lined up for the race and we took off. I felt fine in the first section, but didn’t go near the front as that’s a total rookie mistake. I stayed sheltered and conserved energy by getting into an aero tuck for the large percentage of the early miles. But when we hit Juniper Swamp Road, things went sour. As soon as we started climbing in the dirt, it felt like my front wheel was an anchor weighing me down, I was REALLY missing that extra 1.25 PSI in my front wheel. It felt like I was riding in quicksand. I dropped through the pack. I saw Jeff there (who didn’t have to work after all) and I told him to pace me on the hill and then back up to the leaders on the downhill, but he just kept climbing. We had a conversation about this after the race, so I won’t bore you with the details here.

At the top of the hill, I found myself gapped off with a under inflated front tire and no teammates to pace me back. I went into “beast mode”, put my head down and put the metal to the pedals. I caught back on, but I had used up one of my matches. I got a bottle from our special “secret feed zone”. (All the pro teams do this, waiting for the actual feed zone is too late, you need people all over the course). The bottle exchange was little awkward because I was using a new feeder instead of my girlfriend—right now, we’re BUUB (broken up until Battenkill), so I paid my host family’s pizza delivering son to deliver my bottles.

Getting the bottle raised my spirits, and I settled in to the pack again, we hit Joe Bean Road and my under inflated tire nailed me AGAIN. I could even feel it on a climb on tarmac! I was gapped again and Jeff was nowhere to be seen (did I mention we had a “conversation” in the parking lot after the race?). I think this is where the German Grass Crit Champion hit the gas because the pack took off like a rocket. My day was done and it was undone by 1.25 pounds of tire pressure. I was super bummed. I didn’t even talk to the guys who formed a chase group behind the race. We rolled together for the rest of the race, and then the bike racer in me came alive on the finishing straight as I jumped my companions for the placing in the chase group. It was a small consolation, but it confirmed what I knew—if I could’ve just stayed with the front group, I would’ve had a huge sprint at the end.

It was a big bummer to have so much left in the tank at the end, and I think that relying on my iPhone to give me accurate atmospheric pressure was a HUGE mistake (note to self: be sure to pack a barometer next year). But the race was a good learning experience, and the extra race miles mean that I’ll be flying for the next fews weeks of park races, especially since I’m racing for revenge!

 

22 Comments

Tibo Chainsuck

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Matteo Clearcoat

Schmalz I really could have used your advise last week on what to eat in the days leading up to the race. I’m firing you as coach.

long time reader first time writer

Dear Dan,

I’m new to racing and appreciate your words of wisdom. Just curious, how do you measure your tire pressure down to the hundreth of a PSI? Do you have a special measuring device, and, if so, where can I buy one? Also, how soon before the race do you inflate? I inflated on Friday evening (timed it to be exactly 12 hours before my start time) but found that by Saturday morning I had lost somewhere between 3 and perhaps as much as 4 PSI. Could this be because of altitude changes or the weather? And how do you account for the air that you lose when you remove the pump head from the valve? I find that most irritating and I think it’s what prevented me from being able to hang with the various groups that were riding up front. Anyway, you seem to be quite an expert so I hope you don’t mind me asking. In full disclosure, I also wrote your team captain, Eli, but he doesn’t acknowledge my emails.

Thanks,
Cat5 guy

schmalz

Our team tire pressure measuring divide is a proprietary design and cannot be used outside of the team.

long time reader first time writer

I’m not sure you’re being entirely truthful Dan… I’ll take it up with Eli.

Xander Headset

I know on our team the major fallout from Battenkill is the use of non-team issue rain kit. I don’t care how much you like that yo-gabba-gabba rain jersey – the team is sticking to our historic kit supplier due to the strong support of our top sponsors (e.g., they love the vanity sizing of our current kit manufacturer and get a kick out of ordering size medium bibs; Doesn’t matter if the 5’2″ junior on the team has to cuff his bib shorts).

And no, dammit, we are no going “fluo” anything next season!

Provenzano Rim

grandma and testicles in the same sentence. battenkill is all about the scrots. you have to do it!!

Giulio del Friuli

I heard Adam Myerson screaming like a little bitch after the race. Does that mean he is a Cat 5?

Lenny Grips

“Within 200m of the finish line, once the rider in front has begun his/her sprint, no other rider may leave the lead riders slipstream in order to contest the sprint.”

This is why you see pros trying desperately to “lead-out” the sprint, and why the best sprinters in the world are so-called “lead-out men”, which the second tier riders sit on their wheel to keep their lead-out men in front in the kms leading up to the final 200m.

I thought this was common knowledge?

el sprinto

So you mean to tell me that if I’m in 2nd on the approach to the line and the guy in front of me is slowing in the last 200 meters, that I can’t come around him to win?

Lenny Grips

that is correct. If the rider in front is slowing within the last 200m, the second place rider must raise their hand in protest, and cannot pull out or deviate from their line to contest the win.

Similarly, should the rider in second position fail to raise their hand in protest, the rider in the third position is entitled to raise their hand in protest, and may be awarded the win at the chief referee’s discretion. The riders in first and second position will then be relegated to third and second, or second and third, according to the decision of the chief referee.

In my opinion, the rider in that youtube video was simply raising his hand in protest in accordance with the rules.

video

no need to swing that hard to the left during a sprint. especially since he was beat by the ccb guy anyway.

Salvestro Skidmark

Let’s face it. It is in the nature of some competitors to get swung out on in the sprint and sit back down with arm up in protest. It is in the nature of others to get swung out on and sprint that much harder regardless.

We need rules but we also need true grit.

Piero Saddlebag

I think we are getting away from the main point, which is that these parodies of cat 4 race reports are really funny. Keep going Dan.

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