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After a week off, we’re back to the nonsense. Hope everyone’s Thanksgiving went well. Let’s begin our holiday season by anonymously flaming one another.
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December 2, 2005 Chat
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Nice blank post – I’m back in the swing baby!
I think we’ve now lost our entire chat audience with that week off
Hello?
So Heras. DOPER. Hmm. They’re all dopers, aren’t they?
Hello, Schmalz.
The self interview countdown process is beginning…
Oh, thank God people are here
It’s funny how the Heras thing is not really huge, maybe if people got to actually see the Vuelta?
My body’s here, but my mind is elsewhere.
What if they had two tours – one with doping legal and one without. That would be kind of interesting. Or not. I’m just trying to make conversation here.
What if they had two tours – one with doping legal and one without. That would be kind of interesting. Or not. I’m just trying to make conversation here.
Sweet – I’m going to be that guy who ends up posting everything 8 times.
I can’t find anyone to interview these days Zabriske turned me down and Thor doesn’t answer email (or he has a restraining order)
which one would lance do?
They’re all dopers. I think its big because it really makes it seem that to win you must….supplement. Lance?
Still waiting for you to interview me.
The “drug tour”, didn’t they do that on SNL with the Olympics?
Shen, where would I start?
Yea. That was the one where the deadlifter pulled his arms off. Classic
Interview Me!!
Yea. That was the one where the deadlifter pulled his arms off. Classic
So much to talk about
Isn’t SNL a little highbrow for the TV discussions here?
fart
Am I the only one with a Tina Fey crush?
Shen – Jack’s Big Music Show vs. Sponge Bob – discuss
So, Armstrong: DOPER. Long piece in December’s OUTSIDE mag about it, reads like the author read Coyle’s book and rehashed just the doping bits. Who the hell knows? Maybe Nobby?
Abici: Clark’s teasing me.
Fey is currently knocked up
So, Armstrong: DOPER. Long piece in December’s OUTSIDE mag about it, reads like the author read Coyle’s book and rehashed just the doping bits. Who the hell knows? Maybe Nobby?
Abici: Clark’s teasing me.
Tina Fey is totally hot
nobby sis knows
Shen, stop emailing me…
The nerds worship me!!
Oooo, I rousted Rick with Tina Fey.
Jack’s Big Music Show is awesome, and not just ’cause Littlefield likes to perv on Laurie Berkner.
Anybody else find Tina’s scar oddly sexy? Was it a knife fight with Jane Curtin?
OK, if doping is universal at the top level in cycling, how far down does it flow? Do the domestic pro guys …supplement?
I can lend Thor’s castaway water bottle caught in Paris for an interview.
Anybody else find Tina’s scar oddly sexy? Was it a knife fight with Jane Curtin?
Doping – it’s so hard to tell. Some people try to sound “inside” by claiming everyone does it, but nobody really knows.
I once tried to roust myself with Tina Fey, and got kicked out of 30 rock!
Laurie Berkner + a little rhinoplasty = HOT CHICK
Berkner w/ nose job = Jewel
What ISN’T sexy on Tina Fey?
We are such nerds.
As long as we are going totally inappropriate with kiddie singers – Marlo Thomas had it going on back in the day…
so is lancey pants going to bankrupt nobby’s sis?
I think Marlo Thomas predates you as a father.
That’s it, enough dorks! I’m dating Tracy Morgan!
Free to be you and me – a classic
Why were you listening to that before you had kids?
that’s a nasty link
As a child…
Does that mean you’re really really old?
They didn’t get my good side
No – just didn’t get the latest music in IA – did you hear about this band Foghat?
I was talking to Lance’s mechanic’s shoe shiner once…
I’m suing NY Velocity
Do they have a naked album cover?
I’ll bet “Slow Ride” has crashed more Camaros than PBR
You can have our mountains of debt.
Foghat nude = 3 1/2 horsemen of the apocalypse
is there such a thing as awkward pauses in chats
But BTO nude, now you’re talking!
oprah skinny=1 more horseman
BTO?
that’s 4 1/2. it’s all over, folks.
Bachman-turner overdrive.
Bachman Turner Overdrive – “Takin’ Care of Business”? c’mon!
Cycling question…It seems like the EPO test keep getting Spanish riders lately. Do they dope more or are they really bad at giving the test.
eustice doesn’t drop a name=1/4 horseman
Video killed BTOs career – they shopped the rock and roll house of large sizes.
Oh, sorry.
EPO instructions are in English
Can’t find BTO pics. Damn.
Andy, next thing you know you’ll be telling me that you don’t know who BOC is.
BTO wants no pics of them made public
Not completely clueless.
How bout a Tina Fey pic.
Sooo, who’s going to the CRCA party?
One stinkin’ result on yahoo, and it’s fake. BTO, that is.
I’m livin for givin the devil his due! (Sorry, BOC flashback.)
Obligatory “more cowbell” reference
Those guys are chubby.
no sweater puppy jokes?
They’ve lost weight, too.
BTO, that is.
Need to shed some lbs myself….
Andy – just give up on BTO, man
I escaped Thanksgiving with no weight gain. Bow to me.
I lost weight on Turkey Day – really
I bow to you.
All must bow to me, and bring me a Shasta while you’re at it.
Didn’t Tina fey write “Mean Girls”?
fresca for me
So, that put Tina Fey and Lindsay Lohan together…
Writing lines, working late…
oh no
Sharing a Fresca
whew
Walk away for 5 minutes…
Wake up, you pervs, there’s nothing else. They just shared a Fesca!
Or Fresca, as it were
But I’m sure its all additional muscle mass from the UPS weight training program. No way I’ve added this much bodyfat….
CNN’s doing a story on kids going hunting. I’m transfixed.
apropos of nothing–or, rather, apropos of nake 70s bands, bikes, and cute chicks (we DO keep scaring all the women away, don’t we?)–here’s this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/1978-LP-QUEEN-JAZZ-original-w-nude-bicycle-poster_W0QQitemZ4803049503QQcategoryZ306QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
nice to see that “the one drinking the water won.”
Fresca is code for lady love
I hunted as a child
Remember that video of those two hot Russian schoolgirls getting it on? what was the song, “All the things they said” or something like that.
I’m scared.
you mean frescaing?
I hunted, didn’t kill much, but I did send some squirrels to their maker – rather tasty those squirrels.
So, what have you shot?
Ooops, a little slow.
that video was great. they were zooming around on a truck on fire in the siberian wilds if i remember correctly.
Love Google.
Band=T.A.T.U.
Squirrels, ducks, geese. that’s about it, wasn’t really into it too much turned into a teenager and decided I liked to sleep, and wasn;t too much into killin and stuff
FEMA propaganda on CNN now. Even more scared.
Enjoy Fresca!
teens in the U.S. = let’s kill us some skwerrils!
teens in the former U.S.S.R. = let’s pretend we’re lesbians and zoom around on the top of a truck on fire in the siberian wilds!
sorry state for the kids in the u.s.
Teenage boy not interested in killin’? What’s wrong with you?
I see a Fresca ad campaign forming…
Too much BTO and BOC, I guess, plus I was trying to get some Fresca for myself.
Was that proper use of the “Fresca” term?
no. pay attention.
Unless he’s a voyeur.
maybe we can get the Fresca = lady love in the Wikipedia?
(Desparate attempt to bring the conversation back to cycling before someone utters ‘Baywatch’)
So, any word on TT’s for next year? Or which kit Schmalz will wear in 06?
Isn’t Voyeur French for blue balls?
Wherefore Schmalz?
I think it’s a “pick a course” for the TTs. On the club site they are taking location recommendations.
Spell check not on. Sorry.
I hear less TT’s maybe some at other venues, like Randall’s Island. Fart.
I doubt the French get blue balls.
I have an announcement to make about my team affiliation…
but you got schmalz right.
After getting many offers…
I saw they wanted folks to help scout alternate locations. I’m not much of a volunteerer, but that sounds interesting.
can’t stand it anymore: “wherefore” means “why.” but perhaps that was your point?
drum roll…..
Especially the very interesting one from Comedy Central…
Next year I will be riding for…
Um….I meant to do that.
Merill Lynch!
Yes, to paraphrase the Stones, “I’m a rainbow”
Learn how to spell the sponsor’s name!!
Shocker.
Remeber the first rule about me…
I cannot sepll
sounds like the next “big red”
And I’m an idiot!
with that name, who can blame you
Big Red is a fine chewing gum.
Big Red is also a fine official
big red is ann marie shrader
No wait – Big Red is an official who likes to give fines
Are officials screamers or does officiating make normal people scream?
Quit making me read!!
Shit I just woke up….its still Thursday right?
Racers are whiney knuckleheads
anything to keep you from spelling
spleeing is fer suckers
Was I too harsh? Is she really just a sweet misunderstood girl?
uh, no
No officials = no racing
She’s ok when you talk to her…
Gwen was the best offical ever, I miss Gwen
Whoa, sorry, just saw that in the black dress.
SHE is a sweet, misunderstood girl. Seriously.
Wow.
Who is that?
Is generic nyquil different from regular nyquil?
A.o.R. just admitted to being cool
apparently not
baldwin – depends on what kind of meth you’re making
oh…see, I thought the baby NEEDED to be stabbed, that’s why.
I like Nyquil with my mow-hee-tow
You have access to Columbia’s chemistry classrooms?
You’re so not my babysitter.
Yeah, this web thing isn’t paying off like we’d thought
All I know is that we were talking, and then Jeffrey Sachs showed up with this tall chick with a bunch of tattoos and a little asian kid. That’s the last thing I remember. That and the smell of roasted alomnds.
drugs and porn, dummies
Lady Lovin’, Fresca, meth, squirrel killin’, baby stabbin’ – that’s a quality chat I’d say
Is it me or was that really high on the obscure-o-meter?
pretty much breaks the obscure-o-meter
Yeah, I’m up now. Jeez. Friday, by the looks of things.
and Tina Fey!!
You can’t get good drugs on the internet.
You can seek, but you will not find.
If only I knew where to score some OXY, I’d never ride my bike again.
We only need to mention Big Star to hit the trifecta
So that’s it, we’re out? Next week anyone wanna talk about bikes or anything?
Tina Fey isn’t obscure, just do a search on the web. I’m sure there’s dozens of sites dedicated to going through her trash. Nerds are dedicated that way.
That’s it! Nothing more to see here…
word
where’d everybody go?
where’d everybody go?