Chat June 30, 2006

by Andy Shen

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169 Comments

Baldwin

Hey, did you hear about Michael Jackson? Seems he rewrote his will. In light of all the plastic surgery he’s had, when he dies he wants to be cremated, melted down and turned into toys. That way small children can play with him for a change.

Baldwin

I’ll chat at 4 am if I can figure out how to get all the hookers to leave me alone at that hour.

Baldwin

I lived for a month in a hotel in Bishkek and used to get stopped on every floor on the elevator going up to my room by girls. They’d push the buttons to stop the car and then just stand there looking at me with cold, accusing and hungry stares.

Baldwin

But if I bought the hotel, then I’d be responsible for all the hookers all the time. Labor laws and such being what they are out there.

Baldwin

The voices are telling me to go get a goddammed mousetrap and some black flag already, because those dishes ain’t ever gonna wash themselves.

Baldwin

That makes no sense.

Although….Uperacion Puerto was supposed to be muy rico with athleticos from all over el mundo dello sport….so where’s the futboleros? Imagine the rioting if they pulled as many stars from the soccer pitch.

Andy Shen

So why did they have to do this the day before the tour? Did the info really take that long to get out?

Baldwin

Or..how come the drama? This is like the ATF calling a press conference to announce that they were going to arrest a bunch of harmless Branch Davidians for weapons violations.

schmalz

I guess they had a meeting with all of the team directors, and had them all agree to kick whoever was on the list. Before they read the list. Talk about poker face!

Baldwin

Si! Muy presciente! Los suspiciones estan muy significan que hay unas problemas con los relaciones publicos del ciclismo en general.

jbrown

you would think with that link banner there would be more peeps in here? I guess they should be tan and oiled up too

jbrown

F the tour. Sherry pulls 9th in the 2’s after getting caught in some heavy rain. (started about 1/2 way through the 2 field

Aaron

The teams already had an agreement a couple of years ago(?) to not let riders being investigated start pro tour races…or something like that. It’s not really a new policy.

jbrown

rep that pic…you know, be all cool and sh!t. like the dude with the mustache in the chat banner. I think my meds are failing me again. I need to get some time released stuff

Faber

Schmalz – I just sent you a pic of Jan’s "new ride". Can you post it. If not I’ll send a link.

Faber

Nice! Especially since a Raleigh Chopper was my first bike. Bitchin huh! So Bitchin’ a hoodlum stole it from me when I was 10.

Still hurts.

jbrown

robbie = 147lbs of fancy
Thor = washed up super hero
Tom = common first name and killer bunch sprinter

Baldwin

Thor will eat too much moo-goo-gai-pan at the Village China Buffet while taking the $15 Chinatown bus to Boston and get the runs

Baldwin

There are thre other Norwegian riders…and they all placed ahead of Thor at the National Norwegian Cycling Championships and Lutheran Pancake Breakfast this year

Baldwin

Thor had to take a bus when he missed his subway stop and needed to get to his job folding sweaters at the fashion bug. He was almost late.

shaw

coming to you from seattle on a rented trek 5000 with reflectors.

looks like i’ve missed nothing this chat

jbrown

nope didn’t make it and would you hear if I did. when’s the last time I was in a report? we’re to busy looking at the 18 pics of schmalz mug

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