Jumping the gun so I can go get a sandwich

I’m getting a sandwich

Points race is not a Met finish…that’s the July 24 race…

Turkey, muenster, hummus

Where and when is Rockleigh?

And isn’t that a Great White song?

I went with the intelligence I had, not the intelligence I wanted

I sent Frankie Andreu an email today. He wrote back.

Thank you…He said:

"Your telling me, what a pain in the ass. No matter how hard I try to break free I keep getting pulled in.

good luck at nez, and I’ll talk to you later…frankie"

So…we can conclude…Andreu can’t spell, and he thinks I;m the other Chris Baldwin

I had some photos from Philly I had been meaning to send. And I said

"I do not envy the position you are in today. But I remembered I had these photos from last week, so I thought I’d send them. Good luck facing the mosh pit."

I get goosebumps from all the famousness.

I once impersonated the other Baldwin at the World Championships….I was lounging inthe feed zone and having a free sandwich and everything was just fine until the little Fokker took a flyer for a lap.

That was Blake….I heard there might have been damage to his frontal lobes..

I set ’em up….he keeps knockin’ ’em down.

I wouldn’t say they were dying

Now that sobriety has begun, daylight will be kept to a mimimum.

Eustice wears loafers with no socks

Some people call me the one-trick pony. Some call me the gangster of Lance…some people call me when cycling needs a shouter, cause I speak with the pompotous of a man in golf pants

I believe that was "Useless", Bob

Jeez…it’s like an airport bar at 3pm on a Tuesday in Lincoln, Nebraska around here….in August. Where’d everybody go?

That beer on Tuesday almost worked…I started getting all drunky and singy near some park in Bed-Stuy.

Well, I don’t pay for women’s bathroom soap guest towels either, so you got me there. Besides, I enjoy alterna-beers now and then.

I’m holding out for mint juleps

The pent-up horny fans are not expected to materialize at the Tour de France, either.

"Die pent-up sexuelle Nachfrage der hornigen Ventilatoren um von der Welt, die weit vorweggenommen worden ist, hat nicht an allen verwirklicht"

Still sitting on the fence on that one..if so, the I’ll take the Club Racer with fenders and a rack.

Mehrsprachig zeigen-weg

Bal

beziehst du dich dein Fahrrad oder auf die Fu

Blake Longacre, for Applebee’s all-you-can-eat sunday buffet

Curse you, incessant hourglass!