sorry, been trying to remove this patch on my sack for 2 days
Rick
Obviously the big news of the week is Tina’s departure from SNL.
AA
i just like to watch
schmalz
seems the US media guys are lining up behind floyd
Andy Shen
What?!!?
schmalz
well, where does everyone stand on this?
schmalz
listening to ESPN, they are on the "elevated testosterone" thing…
Aaron
Doped. All the circumstancial evidence is against him.
schmalz
coloring it a French witch hunt
Faber
Dam! I always get busy when the chat starts! How about doing this at Noon during lunch hour?
This Flyod controversy is another way for the French to get back at the Americans. He was set up.
I say if you want the French to win the TDF. Just have only French in the race. Even then, some guy from Martinique will probably win.
schmalz
and the evidence is…
Aaron
All his former teams and teammates – dope central.
Aaron
How many Phonak guys have been busted?
schmalz
What did they test positive for?
schmalz
Eight I believe.
Aaron
I hope I’m wrong, but I hoped that about Tyler, too.
schmalz
Tyler’s defence a little shakier
Andy Shen
I just heard that Botero got off from his testosterone result with the help of testimony from Dr Fuentes
schmalz
Against a better test also. The testosterone test has a bad track record
schmalz
Yes, Botero’s testosterone was about 4 years ago
Rick
All lot of people have had the testosterone test overturned.
Aaron
I guess they have several samples from Floyd from this tour, so he should have some stuff to work with. Assuming it works for him.
schmalz
Testosterone fluctuates also
Andy Shen
I’d be suspicious if it’s elevated on only that day.
Aaron
How many espressi do I need to take to elevate my important levels for tomorrow’s race?
Andy Shen
did you guys watch the colbert clip?
schmalz
Floyd says they’ve never checked his testosterone levels at Phonak before
schmalz
Aaron, haven’t you been reading? It’s jack daniels and beer.
Andy Shen
Aaron, iced coffee with the aeropress is incredibly good.
schmalz
Ted Kennedy just won the Prospect race
Aaron
I love aeropress iced coffee. But I’m tapering caffeine this week.
schmalz
Tapering coffee! Blasphemy!
Andy Shen
So, I think Anthony has the biggest balls.
shaw
can we go back to tina leaving SNL? is that true?
Andy Shen
AA, you racing Medford? If so, send me your license #.
Andy Shen
Another Tina fan?
schmalz
Tina is going to be on a sitcom
Rick
Aaron, don’t taper, radically increase your intake instead!
shaw
that’s it. accardi gets it?
where is medford anyway
Aaron
I’m doing both for a double boost. I just hope it lasts for 60 miles. Probably not good form to pop a No Doz during a race.
Rick
If Anthony goes to Medford will he still do the hill repeats?
AA
I’m doing Tour de Christiana that weekend so pass it along to someone else, thanks
schmalz
Can you tape no doz to your sack?
Aaron
suppository might work
Rick
Does it hurt when you pull the ball patch off?
Andy Shen
OK, who’s going to Medford?
schmalz
Pros shave EVERYTHING…
AA
It only hurts if you dont shave
Aaron
How’s the cops treating everyone? Do they hassle people in the evening too?
schmalz
How will the cops thing work with the CP races?
Andy Shen
Did a couple of hours last night, didn’t see a single cop.
schmalz
So, you have to stop at red light all the time?
AA
It appears that wednesday and thursday mornings are high traffic mornings and there is more of a presence on those days. Being one of the first in the park in the mornings, i have noticed that there are more people out earlier than usual. Today was quiet….
shaw
aaron? are you doing cylcenaughts tomorrow? do you know the course. elevation makes it look hilly but from my calcualations it’s all like 4% grade, no?
Loudon
Parks been really crowded even pre 6am. Cops don’t seem to bother people before 7am yet or I’ve been lucky.
Anonymous
monson is as flat as kansas. it’s just like floyd but with no sandpaper and there’s no wind ever.
Aaron
I am doing Cyclonauts. Apparently they have changed the course. It looks hilly to me.
schmalz
sooo, who will win the Vuelta? Vino?
Andy Shen
winning grand tour = busted
don’t do it, vino
schmalz
It might be a better idea to race for second and let the first place guy take all the test and get popped
Andy Shen
and then be declared the winner 2 weeks later
schmalz
Pereiro sounds like he might not take the top spot
Andy Shen
kloden’ll take it
schmalz
He said it would be a bureaucratic victory
schmalz
Kloden is spiking Pereiro’s urine right now
shaw
i guess doping really does work. millar was a world champ, gets caught, goes clean, has two years to do nothing but traind and…..sucks
schmalz
Jan on Disco?
jo'b
what’s he adding? JD?
schmalz
Toto in disco?
schmalz
I think it must be JD, as I don’t think Kloden knows what testoterone is…
Aaron
Danielson a bust?
Andy Shen
shark week, hosted by salvatore commesso
schmalz
Iron chef hosted by Salvatore Commesso, this week’s ingredient…
jo'b
i remember jd and a beer being called a depth charge
wonder what the kids call it nowadays? a scrotum patch?
schmalz
Say it together….
schmalz
HAM!!
schmalz
I know Guinness and (i forget the) whiskey is an "Irish car bomb"
Andy Shen
Italian Chopper, with the Commesso family
schmalz
Survivor – Toto Island
jo'b
nice. that sounds very appropriate to me.
schmalz
"just a man and his will to survive…"
schmalz
faber muust be gone…
mikem
floyd’s defense: a chimaeric twin with seven balls.
jo'b
toto should be on celebrity death match with the forgettable frenchman who out toto’d toto
schmalz
Don’t forget the twin must be drunk also
Andy Shen
obscurity death match
schmalz
This scandal has it all: balls, Frenchmen, alcohol…
schmalz
You never see those three words together
jo'b
no ladies on the scandal screen yet tho
schmalz
Insert "Kloden is a chick" joke here
mikem
the colbert thing is great. that’s a way better defense than the septaballed chimaera.
jo'b
kloden: 6 ft 0 and 139 lbs. what are claudia schiffer’s numbers?
schmalz
I wonder if Colbert watched the Tour?
Andy Shen
go to video dog on salon.com for more hilarious colbert clips
jo'b
can i call kloden "uptown girl"?
schmalz
Thank God for toto, without him we wouldn’t be making the…
Captain Meno (good) Nite
I am sure Landis is not a true positive and I can explain the abnormal result. As all could plainly see, Floyd continually poured ice cold water on his head thru out stage 17. Now most of this water hit is head but SOME spilled over and out and onto his testicles which as we all know freak out when suddenly exposed to a freezing submursion and release testosterone in a kind of death spasm. This is what happened. Floyd is still my hero and my Tour de France winner
jo'b
can i call kloden "uptown girl"?
schmalz
$1.59
schmalz
Floyd on Larry King tonight, lance on by phone
Andy Shen
Is the lance thing a joke or for real?
schmalz
lance is on RAGBRAI right now, so he will be surrounded by Drunkards
schmalz
What Lance thing?
Andy Shen
that he’s going to call in
schmalz
I don’t doubt the source
schmalz
Maybe Lemond will call in too
jo'b
lemond might start to cry
schmalz
And Frankie, too
jo'b
frankie and lemond both crying. what a sport!
Andy Shen
Frankie had all his phones taken away.
schmalz
Wait, let me put on my foil helmet
Andy Shen
foil codpiece
Aaron
Landis positive = good or bad for Lance?
schmalz
Either is good for lance
Positive – less heat
Not positive – more indignant interviews about the French
schmalz
Time! Let’s limp away from this one.
Ray Alba
Just ordered a shirt/underwear combo. You guys should get a sales rep to start selling ad space. Also – register other state names…
Ray
shaw
aaron? are you doing cylcenaughts tomorrow? do you know the course. elevation makes it look hilly but from my calcualations it’s all like 4% grade, no?
Baldwin
Hey, I just got here…what’s new?
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Or a little sick of bike racing
sorry, been trying to remove this patch on my sack for 2 days
Obviously the big news of the week is Tina’s departure from SNL.
i just like to watch
seems the US media guys are lining up behind floyd
What?!!?
well, where does everyone stand on this?
listening to ESPN, they are on the "elevated testosterone" thing…
Doped. All the circumstancial evidence is against him.
coloring it a French witch hunt
Dam! I always get busy when the chat starts! How about doing this at Noon during lunch hour?
This Flyod controversy is another way for the French to get back at the Americans. He was set up.
I say if you want the French to win the TDF. Just have only French in the race. Even then, some guy from Martinique will probably win.
and the evidence is…
All his former teams and teammates – dope central.
How many Phonak guys have been busted?
What did they test positive for?
Eight I believe.
I hope I’m wrong, but I hoped that about Tyler, too.
Tyler’s defence a little shakier
I just heard that Botero got off from his testosterone result with the help of testimony from Dr Fuentes
Against a better test also. The testosterone test has a bad track record
Yes, Botero’s testosterone was about 4 years ago
All lot of people have had the testosterone test overturned.
I guess they have several samples from Floyd from this tour, so he should have some stuff to work with. Assuming it works for him.
Testosterone fluctuates also
I’d be suspicious if it’s elevated on only that day.
How many espressi do I need to take to elevate my important levels for tomorrow’s race?
did you guys watch the colbert clip?
Floyd says they’ve never checked his testosterone levels at Phonak before
Aaron, haven’t you been reading? It’s jack daniels and beer.
Aaron, iced coffee with the aeropress is incredibly good.
Ted Kennedy just won the Prospect race
I love aeropress iced coffee. But I’m tapering caffeine this week.
Tapering coffee! Blasphemy!
So, I think Anthony has the biggest balls.
can we go back to tina leaving SNL? is that true?
AA, you racing Medford? If so, send me your license #.
Another Tina fan?
Tina is going to be on a sitcom
Aaron, don’t taper, radically increase your intake instead!
that’s it. accardi gets it?
where is medford anyway
I’m doing both for a double boost. I just hope it lasts for 60 miles. Probably not good form to pop a No Doz during a race.
If Anthony goes to Medford will he still do the hill repeats?
I’m doing Tour de Christiana that weekend so pass it along to someone else, thanks
Can you tape no doz to your sack?
suppository might work
Does it hurt when you pull the ball patch off?
OK, who’s going to Medford?
Pros shave EVERYTHING…
It only hurts if you dont shave
How’s the cops treating everyone? Do they hassle people in the evening too?
How will the cops thing work with the CP races?
Did a couple of hours last night, didn’t see a single cop.
So, you have to stop at red light all the time?
It appears that wednesday and thursday mornings are high traffic mornings and there is more of a presence on those days. Being one of the first in the park in the mornings, i have noticed that there are more people out earlier than usual. Today was quiet….
aaron? are you doing cylcenaughts tomorrow? do you know the course. elevation makes it look hilly but from my calcualations it’s all like 4% grade, no?
Parks been really crowded even pre 6am. Cops don’t seem to bother people before 7am yet or I’ve been lucky.
monson is as flat as kansas. it’s just like floyd but with no sandpaper and there’s no wind ever.
I am doing Cyclonauts. Apparently they have changed the course. It looks hilly to me.
sooo, who will win the Vuelta? Vino?
winning grand tour = busted
don’t do it, vino
It might be a better idea to race for second and let the first place guy take all the test and get popped
and then be declared the winner 2 weeks later
Pereiro sounds like he might not take the top spot
kloden’ll take it
He said it would be a bureaucratic victory
Kloden is spiking Pereiro’s urine right now
i guess doping really does work. millar was a world champ, gets caught, goes clean, has two years to do nothing but traind and…..sucks
Jan on Disco?
what’s he adding? JD?
Toto in disco?
I think it must be JD, as I don’t think Kloden knows what testoterone is…
Danielson a bust?
shark week, hosted by salvatore commesso
Iron chef hosted by Salvatore Commesso, this week’s ingredient…
i remember jd and a beer being called a depth charge
wonder what the kids call it nowadays? a scrotum patch?
Say it together….
HAM!!
I know Guinness and (i forget the) whiskey is an "Irish car bomb"
Italian Chopper, with the Commesso family
Survivor – Toto Island
nice. that sounds very appropriate to me.
"just a man and his will to survive…"
faber muust be gone…
floyd’s defense: a chimaeric twin with seven balls.
toto should be on celebrity death match with the forgettable frenchman who out toto’d toto
Don’t forget the twin must be drunk also
obscurity death match
This scandal has it all: balls, Frenchmen, alcohol…
You never see those three words together
no ladies on the scandal screen yet tho
Insert "Kloden is a chick" joke here
the colbert thing is great. that’s a way better defense than the septaballed chimaera.
kloden: 6 ft 0 and 139 lbs. what are claudia schiffer’s numbers?
I wonder if Colbert watched the Tour?
go to video dog on salon.com for more hilarious colbert clips
can i call kloden "uptown girl"?
Thank God for toto, without him we wouldn’t be making the…
I am sure Landis is not a true positive and I can explain the abnormal result. As all could plainly see, Floyd continually poured ice cold water on his head thru out stage 17. Now most of this water hit is head but SOME spilled over and out and onto his testicles which as we all know freak out when suddenly exposed to a freezing submursion and release testosterone in a kind of death spasm. This is what happened. Floyd is still my hero and my Tour de France winner
can i call kloden "uptown girl"?
$1.59
Floyd on Larry King tonight, lance on by phone
Is the lance thing a joke or for real?
lance is on RAGBRAI right now, so he will be surrounded by Drunkards
What Lance thing?
that he’s going to call in
I don’t doubt the source
Maybe Lemond will call in too
lemond might start to cry
And Frankie, too
frankie and lemond both crying. what a sport!
Frankie had all his phones taken away.
Wait, let me put on my foil helmet
foil codpiece
Landis positive = good or bad for Lance?
Either is good for lance
Positive – less heat
Not positive – more indignant interviews about the French
Time! Let’s limp away from this one.
Just ordered a shirt/underwear combo. You guys should get a sales rep to start selling ad space. Also – register other state names…
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aaron? are you doing cylcenaughts tomorrow? do you know the course. elevation makes it look hilly but from my calcualations it’s all like 4% grade, no?
Hey, I just got here…what’s new?
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Since one of the ideas is to split strings not into words, but hopefully into phrases more semantically informative than the words they are made of, doing that better should mean better suggestions, and avoiding what essentially are word n-tuples should make for smaller data and slightly faster querying.
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
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If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
Since one of the ideas is to split strings not into words, but hopefully into phrases more semantically informative than the words they are made of, doing that better should mean better suggestions, and avoiding what essentially are word n-tuples should make for smaller data and slightly faster querying.
Since one of the ideas is to split strings not into words, but hopefully into phrases more semantically informative than the words they are made of, doing that better should mean better suggestions, and avoiding what essentially are word n-tuples should make for smaller data and slightly faster querying.
I always have terrible trouble with comment-related plugins that require me to put some line in the comment loop; I can never seem to find the right spot. Can anyone tell me where I should put the php line in my comments loop? I haven not modified anything much, and I would be very grateful. Thanks!