the vicious hate has been getting a little out of hand. what does the staff plan to do about this?
What a retarded question….you will do nothing, b/c that shit is the only thing that gets you hits.
thanks for your quick reply.
wow
a hating hate comment. You realize you managed to be really negative about negativity, chill out. The only sprint I’m doing this weekend is to the bar.
schmalz
Time for the chat!
schmalz
If there’s anything libelous posted we remove the comment. The viciousness is a tough issue, as unfounded comments usually get shouted back down right away
Andy Shen
don’t try to be reasonable
schmalz
And if you excuse me, I have to light my cigar with a $100 bill from our massive hit count profits
schmalz
butt
schmalz
Universe restored to normal
schmalz
You’re in the CRCA!
schmalz
So, we have early birds, but no one else?
schmalz
Hello?
Andy Shen
this is a new one
schmalz
perhaps it’s time to launch into my free form jazz composition
schmalz
schmalz skat
Justin
my final "chat" as an NYC resident. Lets see if I can manage to not be 5 replies behind thread
schmalz
Justin, sorry I missed the send off thing – on vacation.
Andy Shen
did you know that there’s real tony snow jazz flute footage?
schmalz
So is NYVC bad for NYC bike racing?
Andy Shen
Justin, when do you leave. Sorry I missed the drinks as well. I hear Roger gets sleepy when he’s drunk.
schmalz
There had to be, doesn’t every instrument eventually get a "jazz" treatment?
schmalz
Oboe?
schmalz
Triangle?
Aaron
morning!
schmalz
Justin,
I almost considered following the premiership, but the damn games are like $16 a piece….
Justin
Steve Manadrapa was the sleeper !
Alex Gulla is truly worth going to see live – very entertaining
NYVC is the best thing to hit NY cycling from a publicity point of view.
there you go – knew I wouldn’t keep up – so 3 answers in one.
Anonymous
NYVC is the best thing for NY cycling. Best thing ever.
Justin
Fox Sports World – chl 124 in Queens carries 3 premier league games every sat morning.
Justin
whens Alex O get hitched – is it this weekend ?
schmalz
I’m on satellite for OLN
Justin
now I’m overcompsating and starting new threads and typing too fast
schmalz
Plus, it’s almost (American) football season
Justin
like a novice sprinting up the cat with a met finish I’ve gone out too fast !
Justin
Jets or Giants ?
schmalz
Just relax and mention your butt
Andy Shen
does the fact you’re leaving town have anything to do with you engaging the nutty in online catfights?
schmalz
Pssst! I’m from the midwest – Dolphins!
schm,ahgz
I despise the Giants less…
Toni G
What is going to happen to VB next year?
schntyuxz
swat the hornet’s nest and leave…
sha-moolz
Is mengoni the met finish or cat’s paw?
Andy Shen
VB staying together.
sha-mass
"VB, let’s stay together…"
sch-doodle
"happy or sad"
sch-ding
What did Alex G do, by the way?
scgmljz
Does he sing?
Anonymous
Alex G is cool I miss him
sch-google
Alex was monkey-raptor strong
sch-boom
I wonder if Floyd will be in Vegas?
sch-bang
selling power brau?
sch-bop
are we done here?
ska-malts
I could be photoshopping Chuck Norris you know….
Anonymous
anyone see the fight in the park this morning?
ska-melts
You’re all messing with me aren’t you?
schmalz
Fight?!
schjgtz
Who?
ska-diddle
I got to the front of the chat and you all just follow me, if 5 or 6 of the strong teams were there…
Andy Shen
Must not poop between 3 and 4
sch-mitz
no wireless?
Andy Shen
this makes me sad
Aaron
Some Edgemont guys got kicked out of the park at 3:30am this week.
sch-missing
might have to scrap these
sch-gong
why in the park at 3:30?
Anonymous
Edgemont => 3:30am => Rambles
Aaron
They were trying to do a mid-week park century or some crazy bizness.
schmalgdz
We’re they crying for help too loud?
Andy Shen
3:30 = cry for help
Aaron
I think Smiley is running some crazy experiment on Accardi.
schngfz
Tell those guys there’s this thing called "daylight"
Loudon
Why is there no Schmalz in our Mengoni?
Andy Shen
more than 10 laps in the park, get a therapist
jbrown
how many sshmalz’s are here today?
Anonymous
why were they kicked out? is it illegal to be there?
sch-mazzie
All of the personalities are here today
Aaron
Cops said the park was closed. They came back in 45 minutes and continued.
jbrown
ohh good, and none of them are in the mengoni race??hummmm
sch-cybil
no mengoni for any of them
jbrown
sch-muck why not?
sch-scaredy
Too crashy crashy and I didn’t sign up in time
sch-lazy
plus I was just on vacation
sch-crazy
Didn’t think I’d have any fitness
jbrown
crashy crashy you think? hahahah it will be wet out too. I am def. going to watch
sch-vulture
sit on hill, count bodies
Andy Shen
jamesbrown you upgraded yet?
jbrown
vacation ahhhh…can’t wait for the season to be over
jbrown
nah, I’m waiting till after bear GMSR ect…
Aaron
Justin, you crashed lately? It’s a lot of fun!
sch-poop
Went on Vacation, drank and ate lots – lost weight, thank God for the runs!
jbrown
yeah same thing happened to me when I went to France. I ate shit loads and lost like 6 pounds
jbrown
then again I was 210 at the time hahah
jbrown
crashing…nah I try not to do that if I can
sch-infect
I must’ve confused the tape worm
jbrown
sch-wurm – could’ve been ring worm
sch-ouch
one worm or another…
jbrown
better than a baught (sp) fly
sch-what
So, will the sch- thing be like the "Hellloooooo" thing from Seinfeld?
jbrown
isn’t that a currency?hmmm
jbrown
it’s sort of catchy but i don’t think it quite has the universal understanding that Helloooo has?
jbrown
I must say thought that johan interview was the Tits man! good stuff
sch-brit
Riyght!
jbrown
should’ve been a , between Tits and man…not man tits…ahh you get it
jbrown
yeah it was the sch-tits
sch-zzzzz
That press conference was soooooo boring
sch-mazed
Johan can go on and on an on
Loudon
I couldn’t listen to the video. Did see an Eki haircut reference on Velonews – figure thus was your doing?
Andy Shen
you lovebirds wanna be left alone?
jbrown
what really was the point? to tell us danielson now has to shave to apply his nutt patch
sch-tegery
I think he does it so guys can ask less quuestions
sch-stolen
They grabbed my hair question?
jbrown
nauhh the more the….
sch-pissed
bastards!
jbrown
ohhh dude …law suit
sch-porter
So, Tom tell us how you, zzzzzzzz…..
jbrown
andy, when you gonna’ get the hell off that TT rig and beat me up some hills?
sch-hearrt beat
Danielson sounded like he needed the paddles
sch-giggling
Andy, up hills…
jbrown
`well he’s been ripped off the HGH
jbrown
sch-weet
Loudon
There was just mention somewhere of it being an unanswered question as to whether or not Eki would cut the mullet, not a direct quote.
sch-bet
first to sch-wing, gets a back rub
Andy Shen
jamesbrown, aren’t you a big boy? Don’t let those sprint wins get to your head.
sch-curious
I wonder if they saw that on the site?
jbrown
I think jahan said "he was trying out for the flock of seagulls as a side gig to ass. director" or something like that
jbrown
that’s what I’m saying homie….I can’t climb for shit….
sch-bawm bawm
ass director…
Aaron
Has Danielson EVER said anything interesting?
jbrown
I need to train tih loudon who always seems to stay with the bunch…what gives man?
sch-tommy d
I’ll order the fish
Andy Shen
you, me, a hill, any time. see who sucks more. aaron can ride alongside one legged to officiate
jbrown
FYI andy, as per Sherry my power to weight ration is 1.8!
Baldwin
Hey what’s been going on?
sch-latecomer
we’re making fun of my name
jbrown
ohhh to be ablt to climb….I can’t believe I’m going to GMSR. what a waste of $$$
sch-odds maker
A slow down throw down!
sch-alek
My money is on gravity!
jbrown
I say crash lap two splits the field in 1/2 tomorrow in the p12
jbrown
welll if there is rain
Andy Shen
1.8? I’m calling a win already.
sch-oods
No way a crash splits that field
jbrown
I’m talkin’ mount Hololy crash…bodies this way and that
sch-ience
1.8=?
jbrown
Andy I’ll race you up cats paw…Fine harlem hill but that’s about how long I like to climb
Aaron
My money’s on Andy. Climbing is just like TTing, except without all the gear….oh. . .wait.
sch-anti
No, people know the park too well
Andy Shen
you’re totally knocking me over, aren’t you?
Baldwin
Tomorrow? Navigators in a rainstorm. I think maybe Valeriy Kobzarenko.
F-kin innernet is out at my place…poaching the neighbor’s wireless is lame.
Andy Shen
I’m building a superlight climbing bike as we speak.
sch-neaky
Attack when he’s whizzing!
jbrown
you might get Hincapied…..
sch-builder
Balsa is very light – ask George H. his Roubaix bike was made from it
jbrown
gets very soggy in the rain though.
sch-done
Time! out of the pool…
Andy Shen
If only I could ride a wheelie, I could lose the front wheel.
jbrown
who’s the navi’s dude from russia? vladamir kletchko?
jbrown
ohhh snap did I tell you…of course not…well i totally crashed the hell out of myself riding a wheely in the park
Baldwin
With poached wireless I’m a lot slower…I’ll just keep chatting until I feel done
Baldwin
I went out to Brighton Beach for lunch the other day. Sat on the boardwalk and ate some kind of fish patty. You know that most middle-aged Russian women look a lot like draq queens. Not the good-looking kind either. The kind named ‘Ivanna Humpalot’ who weigh 230lbs and have hair the color of a school bus.
Baldwin
Yeah, I think most Russians out there in Brighton Beach are glad to be in a place without so much winter. I saw an old guy wearing beach sandals, a nylon disco shirt and a banana-hammock approximately 17 years old. He has some kind of saggy-ball thing going on in there that made a swishing sound so loud when he walked down the boardwalk…you would have sworn he was a carpet salesman rubbing samples of industrial shag together in a burlap sack.
Baldwin
Not that I have anything against Russians. Or banana hammocks. Though there ought to be some kind of law or at least a maximum sack-length requirement. If your balls hang lower than say, the front tails of a dress shirt, you should be required to truss them boys up in a jock strap. Just keep ’em from dangling so much. It’s a fire hazard.
Baldwin
And what’s with the Eneco tour? It’s like four training races and then the Tour of Flanders. Why don’t they just put the riders on a horse track and tie bungie cords to their seat posts. Have them ride as long as they can before something snaps.
Baldwin
No..but it’s great to be back in New York. I love it here. I really do. It’s the only place where I can navigate my neighborhood by the urine smell. Ohh…stinky pee-pee, must be getting closer.
Baldwin
You guys have been great. Thanks for coming. Good night.
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the vicious hate has been getting a little out of hand. what does the staff plan to do about this?
What a retarded question….you will do nothing, b/c that shit is the only thing that gets you hits.
thanks for your quick reply.
a hating hate comment. You realize you managed to be really negative about negativity, chill out. The only sprint I’m doing this weekend is to the bar.
Time for the chat!
If there’s anything libelous posted we remove the comment. The viciousness is a tough issue, as unfounded comments usually get shouted back down right away
don’t try to be reasonable
And if you excuse me, I have to light my cigar with a $100 bill from our massive hit count profits
butt
Universe restored to normal
You’re in the CRCA!
So, we have early birds, but no one else?
Hello?
this is a new one
perhaps it’s time to launch into my free form jazz composition
schmalz skat
my final "chat" as an NYC resident. Lets see if I can manage to not be 5 replies behind thread
Justin, sorry I missed the send off thing – on vacation.
did you know that there’s real tony snow jazz flute footage?
So is NYVC bad for NYC bike racing?
Justin, when do you leave. Sorry I missed the drinks as well. I hear Roger gets sleepy when he’s drunk.
There had to be, doesn’t every instrument eventually get a "jazz" treatment?
Oboe?
Triangle?
morning!
Justin,
I almost considered following the premiership, but the damn games are like $16 a piece….
Steve Manadrapa was the sleeper !
Alex Gulla is truly worth going to see live – very entertaining
NYVC is the best thing to hit NY cycling from a publicity point of view.
there you go – knew I wouldn’t keep up – so 3 answers in one.
NYVC is the best thing for NY cycling. Best thing ever.
Fox Sports World – chl 124 in Queens carries 3 premier league games every sat morning.
whens Alex O get hitched – is it this weekend ?
I’m on satellite for OLN
now I’m overcompsating and starting new threads and typing too fast
Plus, it’s almost (American) football season
like a novice sprinting up the cat with a met finish I’ve gone out too fast !
Jets or Giants ?
Just relax and mention your butt
does the fact you’re leaving town have anything to do with you engaging the nutty in online catfights?
Pssst! I’m from the midwest – Dolphins!
I despise the Giants less…
What is going to happen to VB next year?
swat the hornet’s nest and leave…
Is mengoni the met finish or cat’s paw?
VB staying together.
"VB, let’s stay together…"
"happy or sad"
What did Alex G do, by the way?
Does he sing?
Alex G is cool I miss him
Alex was monkey-raptor strong
I wonder if Floyd will be in Vegas?
selling power brau?
are we done here?
I could be photoshopping Chuck Norris you know….
anyone see the fight in the park this morning?
You’re all messing with me aren’t you?
Fight?!
Who?
I got to the front of the chat and you all just follow me, if 5 or 6 of the strong teams were there…
Must not poop between 3 and 4
no wireless?
this makes me sad
Some Edgemont guys got kicked out of the park at 3:30am this week.
might have to scrap these
why in the park at 3:30?
Edgemont => 3:30am => Rambles
They were trying to do a mid-week park century or some crazy bizness.
We’re they crying for help too loud?
3:30 = cry for help
I think Smiley is running some crazy experiment on Accardi.
Tell those guys there’s this thing called "daylight"
Why is there no Schmalz in our Mengoni?
more than 10 laps in the park, get a therapist
how many sshmalz’s are here today?
why were they kicked out? is it illegal to be there?
All of the personalities are here today
Cops said the park was closed. They came back in 45 minutes and continued.
ohh good, and none of them are in the mengoni race??hummmm
no mengoni for any of them
sch-muck why not?
Too crashy crashy and I didn’t sign up in time
plus I was just on vacation
Didn’t think I’d have any fitness
crashy crashy you think? hahahah it will be wet out too. I am def. going to watch
sit on hill, count bodies
jamesbrown you upgraded yet?
vacation ahhhh…can’t wait for the season to be over
nah, I’m waiting till after bear GMSR ect…
Justin, you crashed lately? It’s a lot of fun!
Went on Vacation, drank and ate lots – lost weight, thank God for the runs!
yeah same thing happened to me when I went to France. I ate shit loads and lost like 6 pounds
then again I was 210 at the time hahah
crashing…nah I try not to do that if I can
I must’ve confused the tape worm
sch-wurm – could’ve been ring worm
one worm or another…
better than a baught (sp) fly
So, will the sch- thing be like the "Hellloooooo" thing from Seinfeld?
isn’t that a currency?hmmm
it’s sort of catchy but i don’t think it quite has the universal understanding that Helloooo has?
I must say thought that johan interview was the Tits man! good stuff
Riyght!
should’ve been a , between Tits and man…not man tits…ahh you get it
yeah it was the sch-tits
That press conference was soooooo boring
Johan can go on and on an on
I couldn’t listen to the video. Did see an Eki haircut reference on Velonews – figure thus was your doing?
you lovebirds wanna be left alone?
what really was the point? to tell us danielson now has to shave to apply his nutt patch
I think he does it so guys can ask less quuestions
They grabbed my hair question?
nauhh the more the….
bastards!
ohhh dude …law suit
So, Tom tell us how you, zzzzzzzz…..
andy, when you gonna’ get the hell off that TT rig and beat me up some hills?
Danielson sounded like he needed the paddles
Andy, up hills…
`well he’s been ripped off the HGH
sch-weet
There was just mention somewhere of it being an unanswered question as to whether or not Eki would cut the mullet, not a direct quote.
first to sch-wing, gets a back rub
jamesbrown, aren’t you a big boy? Don’t let those sprint wins get to your head.
I wonder if they saw that on the site?
I think jahan said "he was trying out for the flock of seagulls as a side gig to ass. director" or something like that
that’s what I’m saying homie….I can’t climb for shit….
ass director…
Has Danielson EVER said anything interesting?
I need to train tih loudon who always seems to stay with the bunch…what gives man?
I’ll order the fish
you, me, a hill, any time. see who sucks more. aaron can ride alongside one legged to officiate
FYI andy, as per Sherry my power to weight ration is 1.8!
Hey what’s been going on?
we’re making fun of my name
ohhh to be ablt to climb….I can’t believe I’m going to GMSR. what a waste of $$$
A slow down throw down!
My money is on gravity!
I say crash lap two splits the field in 1/2 tomorrow in the p12
welll if there is rain
1.8? I’m calling a win already.
No way a crash splits that field
I’m talkin’ mount Hololy crash…bodies this way and that
1.8=?
Andy I’ll race you up cats paw…Fine harlem hill but that’s about how long I like to climb
My money’s on Andy. Climbing is just like TTing, except without all the gear….oh. . .wait.
No, people know the park too well
you’re totally knocking me over, aren’t you?
Tomorrow? Navigators in a rainstorm. I think maybe Valeriy Kobzarenko.
F-kin innernet is out at my place…poaching the neighbor’s wireless is lame.
I’m building a superlight climbing bike as we speak.
Attack when he’s whizzing!
you might get Hincapied…..
Balsa is very light – ask George H. his Roubaix bike was made from it
gets very soggy in the rain though.
Time! out of the pool…
If only I could ride a wheelie, I could lose the front wheel.
who’s the navi’s dude from russia? vladamir kletchko?
ohhh snap did I tell you…of course not…well i totally crashed the hell out of myself riding a wheely in the park
With poached wireless I’m a lot slower…I’ll just keep chatting until I feel done
I went out to Brighton Beach for lunch the other day. Sat on the boardwalk and ate some kind of fish patty. You know that most middle-aged Russian women look a lot like draq queens. Not the good-looking kind either. The kind named ‘Ivanna Humpalot’ who weigh 230lbs and have hair the color of a school bus.
Yeah, I think most Russians out there in Brighton Beach are glad to be in a place without so much winter. I saw an old guy wearing beach sandals, a nylon disco shirt and a banana-hammock approximately 17 years old. He has some kind of saggy-ball thing going on in there that made a swishing sound so loud when he walked down the boardwalk…you would have sworn he was a carpet salesman rubbing samples of industrial shag together in a burlap sack.
Not that I have anything against Russians. Or banana hammocks. Though there ought to be some kind of law or at least a maximum sack-length requirement. If your balls hang lower than say, the front tails of a dress shirt, you should be required to truss them boys up in a jock strap. Just keep ’em from dangling so much. It’s a fire hazard.
And what’s with the Eneco tour? It’s like four training races and then the Tour of Flanders. Why don’t they just put the riders on a horse track and tie bungie cords to their seat posts. Have them ride as long as they can before something snaps.
No..but it’s great to be back in New York. I love it here. I really do. It’s the only place where I can navigate my neighborhood by the urine smell. Ohh…stinky pee-pee, must be getting closer.
You guys have been great. Thanks for coming. Good night.