Boomerang Day Non-argument

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Happy Boomerang Day!

Today we celebrate being back home to your parents house for the night before Thanksgiving, known as “Boomerang Day.” So called because everyone is back – get it? So while you’re out trolling the old high school hot spots for the love of your high school life that escaped to Seattle or Schenectady, remember one thing. Beer then liquor – never been sicker!

I used to work for Hallmark, does it show?

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