Bicycle Races Are Coming Your Way
- Tucson Training camp- Day 1
2/21/2009
After two hours of sleep and 6 hours of flying, Shaw and I made it to Tucson. We flew to Tucson through phoenix, had the last bit of junk food we would have for a long time, (burger king at 11:30 am- why not?), and were greeted by Coach Roger at the airport.
Tucson is beautiful. 80 and sunny, and not a spec of rain cloud anywhere in sight. Countless Cacti stand erect all over the countryside, like huge desert boners (ha). and to think, at 6 am this morning I was shivering my nuts off in 29 degree weather. the miserable Northest winter almost erase any memories you had of being warm and happy!
As we drive to the house, I can see Mt. Lemmon in the distance. my chubby ass would soon become very, very acquainted with its 9,000 feet of elevation gain in 30 miles. That’s what I’m here for, right? I’m predicting alot of crying, and maybe a few mid-ride tantrums for good measure (remember, I’m now a celebrity and can get away with psychotic, self absorbed behavior!
The house is exactly what i expected: a huge, ostentateous porn palace! this house is huge- overlooking Mt. Lemmon and is festooned with shag carpeting throughout the house. I wonder if i’ve seen this house in one of the many artistic films i’ve been known to watch . it’ll be our hilarious base of operations for the next week. Roger and his staff have worked tirelessly to make this experience fun, and we’re also getting tons of schwag to try out from their potential sponsors. I’ll be trying out some new Swiss nutrition supplements, and i’ll be reviewing them in a few days. Also, the folks at Honest Tea are so awesome that they’ve delivered us about 10 cases of refreshing ice teas and thirst quenchers. I’m a big fan of their stuff, and everyone here has already been chugging it down and enjoying it.
Once we put our bikes together, Shaw and i got a quick 2 hr spin in. we rode to the foothills of Mt Lemmon and went about 5 miles up it. It’s a super long climb for sure, but its a steady one. i can see how you can find a rhythm to a climb like that and just pedal away for hours. I’m sure i’ll have a different opinion on it after we climb all 30 miles of it tomorrow. More to come.
This act is getting old!
or are other riders joining?
12 people this week, 8 next week
Did they know that you were going to be there?
CJ! You didn’ tell me you’re a fluffer. When does the talent arrive and when do you get to work?
So what’s your excuse for said behavior prior to becoming a “celebrity”?
can’t come to the phone right now. He’s puking at the top of Mt. Lemmon.
Fun to see the photos and imagine you all riding out there with Roger. Soak up that warmth and send more photos this way. Hopefully you’ll ride hard enough that I’ll have a chance of beating you in a sprint early in the season while you’re still recovering!
David C.
http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/video/2009/02/20/bacon-gets-stripped
it’s all over. time to move on.