After a one week hiatus (Latin for "we stopped giving a crap), we’re back, refreshed, chirpy and ready to go.
jbrown
what’s up nutt butter?
Andy Shen
butt butter
sha-quizzical
But if it’s dead after 15 minutes, I’m pulling the plug
J brown
pull this plug
Andy Shen
Ok, everyone lay low and we’re out of here in 15.
sch-sybil
Cuz’ if I wanted to talk to myself I’d just start answering the voices in my head
Andy Shen
James Brown, you sticking ’til the end at Bear?
jbrown
I wish people would stop hyping nyvelo team…..we are going to get performance anxiety
Andy Shen
who’s doing that?
jbrown
hellz yeah G
jbrown
I have no idea who is hyping us???
sch-blah
enjoy the hype, find a way to spike your bike and do an end zone dance
brown
sha-wing, that would be very pimp like….
Andy Shen
Spike bike by doing an endo.
jbrown
do and endo unclip, grab your back tire and rock star smash the bike!
sch-crazy
Maybe pull out a sharpie, sign the official
Andy Shen
Anne Marie loves it when you sign her.
jbrown
are you guys coming out for the fun?
sch-staying home
My "away" races for the year have been depleted…
Andy Shen
you have us mistaken for bike racing fans.
jbrown
sch-lame
sch-apathy
Am I a bad person if I say I don’t give a hobo’s crap about Bear?
Andy Shen
Hobo crap quite pungent
sch-local
I will be at Prospect tomorrow, though…
sch-melly
Especially if it’s full of "stew"
jbrown
I would say that 99.999999999% of the people would agree with you
jbrown
not worse than inside a hobo’s back pocket though
sch-fused
Agree about hobo crap?
sch-scared
hobo front pocket much more perilous, I’d think…
jbrown
yeah the hobo crap. Shit in a tall boy!
jbrown
i personally prefer fosters cans
sch-scat
Well, since we’re talking doodie, I’ll go in for another 15 minutes
sch-trio
Even though there’s only three of us
jbrown
so how is smiley going to fare???
jbrown
I think Roger is going to smash
Andy Shen
I’m sorry for starting on the hobo poop
sch-wild card
Roger I know is hammering, Smilie I haven’t seen all year
jbrown
3 legs for a stool!
Andy Shen
Smiley not really in training this year.
Andy Shen
hobo stool.
sch-silly
stool is a word for poop….
jbrown
of course hobo stool. the loose stuff! ummmm
Andy Shen
was that a flash card?
sch-beevis
just stating the obvious
jbrown
if someone were to say hobo in a word association game I would say "swollen foot" is that wrong?
sch-fumigating
I have punishing gas today
Andy Shen
and we wonder why attendance is low for these things
sch-trebek
I’m sorry – the answer we were looking for was "gout"
jbrown
you weren’t kidding about that huh.
Andy Shen
the smell might be traveling across those internet tubes
sch-knowledge
and yet they read…
jbrown
sch-wrong- wouldn’t it be "what is gout"?
Andy Shen
by the way, stating the obvious = flash card
jbrown
did you just flash card the meaning of flash card?
sch-shamed
We’re a guilty pleasure, like riding mopeds
Andy Shen
ooo, very dada, jb
sch-bastard
I only read what’s on the teleprompter!
sch-dali
mama dada mama dada
Andy Shen
why isn’t baldwin here? he’s in limbo
sch-?
Don’t know perhaps I’ll email him
jbrown
I still only know him from such statements as "I will show you my tail lights"
sch-cyrillic
Baldwin can tell you that in Russian also
Andy Shen
I have a feeling he has multiple opinions on hobo poop
sch-moderator
Hobo crap and geographic differences – discuss…
Andy Shen
in fact he’s my go to guy for hobo feces
jbrown
how about sch-and-scrit
sch-disclaimer
Obligatory mention of cycling here
jbrown
can he get a good price for volume
sch-glad
Is there anything more uniting than Hobo crap?
sch-plomacy
more hobo crap=world peace
jbrown
a chick pissing on the 1 train?
Andy Shen
JB, you’re doing a fine job as baldwin stand-in
sch-uraccy
Pee pee not uniting
sch-urine
Urine not fun
jbrown
would you sign peace treaties and accords with your hobo shart filled pluma?
sch-bawm
Might need to begin self massage
Andy Shen
just ask michael landon
sch-true
No irony there whatsoever
sch-lost
Landon? Highway to heaven?
sch-free
Marion Jones free!
Andy Shen
did we pick up another 15 minute lease on life?
sch-rhyme
no epo in her "B"
jbrown
i was about to make a getting married joke but then realized that my girl could be reading this
sch-need
Need more hoco caca talk
AA
I would say sumthin but you guys seem to have it all covered
jbrown
who am I kidding reading ….This? no way
sch-dition
Another leg in the stool!
jbrown
hey it’s alan atwood in a Anthony Accardi guise
Andy Shen
JB’s girl, run while you still have a chance!!!
jbrown
quad-rap-elegic-hobo-pile
jbrown
no, really you should…
Andy Shen
AA, you’re doing silvermine, right?
Andy Shen
if we talk TT we can get schmalz to shut down
jbrown
am i the only one that is smoking a cigar while chatting?
AA
Yea, I’m training through silvermine with my sights set on the turkey race
Andy Shen
I hear you want to do mtb races
AA
Looking for a ebay trispoke as we speak
jbrown
that settles that. accardi and coke the TT master. I feel out number Sch-elp
jbrown
do you want to use my corimas? they are hella fast I won’t be needing them that weekend
Andy Shen
TT’ers not manly enough to smoke cigars
sch-lighter
What did I miss?
Andy Shen
don’t give accardi no fast wheels
AA
I’m ready to try a MTB race. I only have a single speed so it’s gonna be a steep learning curve. Up until a few weeks ago my wife had considered MTBing a different sport and i am not allowed to add another sport to my life.
sch-cited
Oooh, TT takedown time!
jbrown
look at Millar, he is all man baby.
Andy Shen
Where are the races?
sch-timed
So there was this TT on TV and zzzzzzz………
jbrown
sch-lap!! tag your in tag team style. hacksaw jim duggan the shit out of those TT dudes
AA
But she has lightened up and said go fer it.
sch-anish
Hey, isn’t there some sort of national tour going on or something?
AA
AA
jbrown
I was showing this girl my frontal area and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Andy Shen
we’re talking mtb, boys. aka mass start TT in the dirt
AA
Couple in NJ and some Plattenkill races as well. All seem within 2 hours drive.
sch-kidding
MTB race are TTs in dirt, who are you kidding?
Andy Shen
I’ll go. I’ll tell my wife I’m going to Scores, ’cause she would prefer that.
jbrown
I’ll believe it when I see it. TT in the dirt? that’s a MT bike race…
AA
Cant seem to finish in the top 10 of a RR so I’m gonna try some dirt TT’s.
Andy Shen
no draft, no strategy…
sch-toss up
Scores, MTB race either way you win!
Andy Shen
cold sores, road rash, same thing
jbrown
come out dirty either way
AA
Gotta love a woman who upon seeing a set of MTB tires on the counter says "Cool tires, you gonna race’em"
sch-mores
Nice. I hide my parts.
Andy Shen
I have so much crap my wife can’t tell when there’s something new. And when she suspects I just deny deny deny.
jbrown
My giel would kick me in the balls from behind..BAMB! "get those off the counter! hmmmm, maybe I should rethink this whole marrige thing
sch-what
Just heard about soccer guys freezing their kid’s umbilical cord stuff to inject themselves – just in case
AA
We play that game too, Dan
jbrown
sch-tranny quote for sure!
Andy Shen
time to have a few more kids
sch-kiddie
How do you test for kiddie cells?
jbrown
jsut in case you missed it
"Nice. I hide my parts."
Andy Shen
schmalz puts the lotion on itself
AA
Justin, witnessing my "entourage" at 2 seperate stage races has not scared you off marriage….you have a strong stomach.
sch-toon
I hide my parts but around the house I’m like those beloved icons Donald Duck and Porky Pig, namely pants-less
jbrown
I will make a skin suit outta’ you!!!
jbrown
hitch up your square pants you sch-muck
sch-bob
square pants too scary for the schmalz household
jbrown
sch-elping
this is a cycling site……
jbrown
Patrick….
jbrown
at what point to you "have" a household?
sch-legal
Bikes – and that fulfills our obligations here
sch-poop
Household=poop not in toilets
Andy Shen
damn, I qualified even when I was single
jbrown
poopy pants- that’s what i thought, just wanted to clear that up
sch-circle of life
And we’re back to doodie
Aaron
You guys are weird. Schmalz, you ever do a race longer than 1.5 hours?
sch-tick tock
No, no I don’t
sch-short
Doesn’t make me a bad person…
Andy Shen
schmalz called out!
Andy Shen
schmalz also a poopy pants
Aaron
Just asking, cause I would think you’d do well at a race like Bear.
Andy Shen
Aaron, I’ll feed you two lead bottles for the sprint
sch-edule
Time constraints don’t permit long races, plus they’re boring….
jbrown
"ewwww, what the hell is that?" ohh that’s shammy cream. "that doesn’t make it okay" uhhh sorry i just went on a tangent
sch-footnote
Note "don’t give a hobo’s crap" reference to bear below…
AA
After having bike failure at GMSR i sprung for SRAM shifters which turn out to be pretty nice to use. Didn’t you guys review those a while back?
sch-note
Andy reviewed them
Sch-goof off
time constraints?
jbrown
Aaron are you doing the 3 race?
sch-sults
I’ve always been top 20 at bear actually
sch-kiddies
Bear takes all day – tough for daddies. I prefer Jiminy because I don’t know everybody there.
Andy Shen
wow, you got the whole group?
Aaron
Yeah, I decided to go with the neutral support in the 3 race for my expected mishap.
jbrown
I thought you said you couldn’t reach to toot your own horn?
sch-prised
Top 20 at bear a big deal?
jbrown
I’m glad! one less person to puch the pace on the hill
AA
No shifters and rear derail, thats all you need.
Aaron
The 4 field looks pretty deep this time. I would expect it to be faster than spring.
Andy Shen
sweet. the carbon ones?
jbrown
not sch-prized but…. well…..hmmm….what is it? ohh bite me . I thought of a joke and went with it
AA
Adler will surely take care of the pace. Be sure to warm up.
jbrown
yeah it should be quick. philip shaw and other mountain goat types.
sch-out
Time! I can’t take no more!
jbrown
this isn’t really a climbers race. I actually never understood that until i did GMSR this year…damn!
jbrown
bye
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After a one week hiatus (Latin for "we stopped giving a crap), we’re back, refreshed, chirpy and ready to go.
what’s up nutt butter?
butt butter
But if it’s dead after 15 minutes, I’m pulling the plug
pull this plug
Ok, everyone lay low and we’re out of here in 15.
Cuz’ if I wanted to talk to myself I’d just start answering the voices in my head
James Brown, you sticking ’til the end at Bear?
I wish people would stop hyping nyvelo team…..we are going to get performance anxiety
who’s doing that?
hellz yeah G
I have no idea who is hyping us???
enjoy the hype, find a way to spike your bike and do an end zone dance
sha-wing, that would be very pimp like….
Spike bike by doing an endo.
do and endo unclip, grab your back tire and rock star smash the bike!
Maybe pull out a sharpie, sign the official
Anne Marie loves it when you sign her.
are you guys coming out for the fun?
My "away" races for the year have been depleted…
you have us mistaken for bike racing fans.
sch-lame
Am I a bad person if I say I don’t give a hobo’s crap about Bear?
Hobo crap quite pungent
I will be at Prospect tomorrow, though…
Especially if it’s full of "stew"
I would say that 99.999999999% of the people would agree with you
not worse than inside a hobo’s back pocket though
Agree about hobo crap?
hobo front pocket much more perilous, I’d think…
yeah the hobo crap. Shit in a tall boy!
i personally prefer fosters cans
Well, since we’re talking doodie, I’ll go in for another 15 minutes
Even though there’s only three of us
so how is smiley going to fare???
I think Roger is going to smash
I’m sorry for starting on the hobo poop
Roger I know is hammering, Smilie I haven’t seen all year
3 legs for a stool!
Smiley not really in training this year.
hobo stool.
stool is a word for poop….
of course hobo stool. the loose stuff! ummmm
was that a flash card?
just stating the obvious
if someone were to say hobo in a word association game I would say "swollen foot" is that wrong?
I have punishing gas today
and we wonder why attendance is low for these things
I’m sorry – the answer we were looking for was "gout"
you weren’t kidding about that huh.
the smell might be traveling across those internet tubes
and yet they read…
sch-wrong- wouldn’t it be "what is gout"?
by the way, stating the obvious = flash card
did you just flash card the meaning of flash card?
We’re a guilty pleasure, like riding mopeds
ooo, very dada, jb
I only read what’s on the teleprompter!
mama dada mama dada
why isn’t baldwin here? he’s in limbo
Don’t know perhaps I’ll email him
I still only know him from such statements as "I will show you my tail lights"
Baldwin can tell you that in Russian also
I have a feeling he has multiple opinions on hobo poop
Hobo crap and geographic differences – discuss…
in fact he’s my go to guy for hobo feces
how about sch-and-scrit
Obligatory mention of cycling here
can he get a good price for volume
Is there anything more uniting than Hobo crap?
more hobo crap=world peace
a chick pissing on the 1 train?
JB, you’re doing a fine job as baldwin stand-in
Pee pee not uniting
Urine not fun
would you sign peace treaties and accords with your hobo shart filled pluma?
Might need to begin self massage
just ask michael landon
No irony there whatsoever
Landon? Highway to heaven?
Marion Jones free!
did we pick up another 15 minute lease on life?
no epo in her "B"
i was about to make a getting married joke but then realized that my girl could be reading this
Need more hoco caca talk
I would say sumthin but you guys seem to have it all covered
who am I kidding reading ….This? no way
Another leg in the stool!
hey it’s alan atwood in a Anthony Accardi guise
JB’s girl, run while you still have a chance!!!
quad-rap-elegic-hobo-pile
no, really you should…
AA, you’re doing silvermine, right?
if we talk TT we can get schmalz to shut down
am i the only one that is smoking a cigar while chatting?
Yea, I’m training through silvermine with my sights set on the turkey race
I hear you want to do mtb races
Looking for a ebay trispoke as we speak
that settles that. accardi and coke the TT master. I feel out number Sch-elp
do you want to use my corimas? they are hella fast I won’t be needing them that weekend
TT’ers not manly enough to smoke cigars
What did I miss?
don’t give accardi no fast wheels
I’m ready to try a MTB race. I only have a single speed so it’s gonna be a steep learning curve. Up until a few weeks ago my wife had considered MTBing a different sport and i am not allowed to add another sport to my life.
Oooh, TT takedown time!
look at Millar, he is all man baby.
Where are the races?
So there was this TT on TV and zzzzzzz………
sch-lap!! tag your in tag team style. hacksaw jim duggan the shit out of those TT dudes
But she has lightened up and said go fer it.
Hey, isn’t there some sort of national tour going on or something?
AA
I was showing this girl my frontal area and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
we’re talking mtb, boys. aka mass start TT in the dirt
Couple in NJ and some Plattenkill races as well. All seem within 2 hours drive.
MTB race are TTs in dirt, who are you kidding?
I’ll go. I’ll tell my wife I’m going to Scores, ’cause she would prefer that.
I’ll believe it when I see it. TT in the dirt? that’s a MT bike race…
Cant seem to finish in the top 10 of a RR so I’m gonna try some dirt TT’s.
no draft, no strategy…
Scores, MTB race either way you win!
cold sores, road rash, same thing
come out dirty either way
Gotta love a woman who upon seeing a set of MTB tires on the counter says "Cool tires, you gonna race’em"
Nice. I hide my parts.
I have so much crap my wife can’t tell when there’s something new. And when she suspects I just deny deny deny.
My giel would kick me in the balls from behind..BAMB! "get those off the counter! hmmmm, maybe I should rethink this whole marrige thing
Just heard about soccer guys freezing their kid’s umbilical cord stuff to inject themselves – just in case
We play that game too, Dan
sch-tranny quote for sure!
time to have a few more kids
How do you test for kiddie cells?
jsut in case you missed it
"Nice. I hide my parts."
schmalz puts the lotion on itself
Justin, witnessing my "entourage" at 2 seperate stage races has not scared you off marriage….you have a strong stomach.
I hide my parts but around the house I’m like those beloved icons Donald Duck and Porky Pig, namely pants-less
I will make a skin suit outta’ you!!!
hitch up your square pants you sch-muck
square pants too scary for the schmalz household
sch-elping
this is a cycling site……
Patrick….
at what point to you "have" a household?
Bikes – and that fulfills our obligations here
Household=poop not in toilets
damn, I qualified even when I was single
poopy pants- that’s what i thought, just wanted to clear that up
And we’re back to doodie
You guys are weird. Schmalz, you ever do a race longer than 1.5 hours?
No, no I don’t
Doesn’t make me a bad person…
schmalz called out!
schmalz also a poopy pants
Just asking, cause I would think you’d do well at a race like Bear.
Aaron, I’ll feed you two lead bottles for the sprint
Time constraints don’t permit long races, plus they’re boring….
"ewwww, what the hell is that?" ohh that’s shammy cream. "that doesn’t make it okay" uhhh sorry i just went on a tangent
Note "don’t give a hobo’s crap" reference to bear below…
After having bike failure at GMSR i sprung for SRAM shifters which turn out to be pretty nice to use. Didn’t you guys review those a while back?
Andy reviewed them
time constraints?
Aaron are you doing the 3 race?
I’ve always been top 20 at bear actually
Bear takes all day – tough for daddies. I prefer Jiminy because I don’t know everybody there.
wow, you got the whole group?
Yeah, I decided to go with the neutral support in the 3 race for my expected mishap.
I thought you said you couldn’t reach to toot your own horn?
Top 20 at bear a big deal?
I’m glad! one less person to puch the pace on the hill
No shifters and rear derail, thats all you need.
The 4 field looks pretty deep this time. I would expect it to be faster than spring.
sweet. the carbon ones?
not sch-prized but…. well…..hmmm….what is it? ohh bite me . I thought of a joke and went with it
Adler will surely take care of the pace. Be sure to warm up.
yeah it should be quick. philip shaw and other mountain goat types.
Time! I can’t take no more!
this isn’t really a climbers race. I actually never understood that until i did GMSR this year…damn!
bye